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0/5
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Frankenhood (2009) |
"
Fitting that Frankenhood was directed by a guy working under the alias "Blaxwell Smart" because he missed it by that much."
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Dread Central
Posted Jun 25, 2009
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0/5
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Baseline Killer (2009) |
"
I think it is high time to create a brand new edition to the Dread Central ratings system to be used only on the most special occasions like right now."
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Dread Central
Posted Apr 23, 2009
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0/5
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0%
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Creepshow III (2006) |
"
An in name only third installment that is void of any character, depth, integrity, scares, or feeling."
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Dread Central
Posted May 3, 2007
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0/5
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Strawberry Estates (2001) |
"
There is NOTHING good about this. Nothing. Did I mention nothing?"
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Dread Central
Posted Feb 1, 2006
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0/5
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Day of the Dead 2 - Contagium (2005) |
"
This is a sequel in name only, created solely to generate revenue from ill informed fans. It has NOTHING to do with the Romero classic."
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Dread Central
Posted Feb 1, 2006
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0.5/5
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Bikini Girls On Ice (2010) |
"
Bikini Girls on Ice has effectively dethroned Suicide Girls Must Die as the worst slasher flick of the last ten years. "
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Dread Central
Posted Oct 9, 2011
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0.5/5
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Night of the Dribbler (2009) |
"
Night of the Dribbler can go back in the vault in Montreal from which they found it. Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans look like a Peter Sellers comedy by comparison."
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Dread Central
Posted Oct 16, 2009
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0.5/5
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The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009) |
"
After watching this film, the only emotion I'm left with is confusion."
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Dread Central
Posted Oct 7, 2009
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0.5/5
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Mutants (2008) |
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I cannot fathom anyone watching Mutants and finding anything about it worth recommending."
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Dread Central
Posted Oct 7, 2009
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0.5/5
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The Cell 2 (2008) |
"
Avoid. Avoid. Avoid. You've been warned."
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Dread Central
Posted Jun 25, 2009
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0.5/5
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Legend of the Bog (Bog Bodies) (2009) |
"
Terrible script. Terrible acting. Terrible monster. Terrible movie."
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Dread Central
Posted Jun 25, 2009
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.5/5
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Slaughter (2009) |
"
45 minutes of two girls becoming friends, talking about their troubled pasts, and going to clubs. And did I mention how incredibly, excruciatingly, fantastically boring it all is?"
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Dread Central
Posted Jan 10, 2009
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.5/5
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Moscow Zero (2006) |
"
Looking to experience poo at its stinkiest? Look no further than Moscow Zero"
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Dread Central
Posted Nov 14, 2008
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.5/5
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12%
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Saw V (2008) |
"
This is unmistakably one of the worst horror films of the year. It's the last dying gasp of a series that was already past its expiration date."
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Dread Central
Posted Oct 24, 2008
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.5/5
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Shadows Light (2008) |
"
There's nothing really redeeming about Shadows Light. It may be an FX heavy indie film, but the story surrounding it gets swallowed up by the sub par dialog, acting and some artistic choices that may leave you with the urge to play World of Warcraft inste"
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Dread Central
Posted Aug 16, 2008
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.5/5
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8%
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Prom Night (2008) |
"
From top to bottom Prom Night disappoints. The only good thing I can say about this movie is that it was lit well, which still gives it a one-up over Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem."
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Dread Central
Posted Aug 15, 2008
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.5/5
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Bram Stoker's Dracula's Guest (2008) |
"
A whole lot of nothing happens for 80-minutes and on those rare occasions when something does happen it's generally over before it even gets started."
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Dread Central
Posted Aug 13, 2008
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0.5/5
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88%
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Requiem (2006) |
"
Even though the film's run time is barely 89 minutes, be warned -- should you seek this miserable mind numbing bore-a-thon out, those minutes will feel like an eternity."
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Dread Central
Posted Mar 1, 2007
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.5/5
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3%
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The Covenant (2006) |
"
The Covenant is like the great imitator. It wants to have King's New England atmosphere but over does it with constantly moody shots and strangely empty hallways of a dormitory."
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Dread Central
Posted Dec 28, 2006
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0.5/5
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Sea of Fear (2006) |
"
Avoid. Avoid. Avoid."
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Dread Central
Posted Aug 23, 2006
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0.5/5
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Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys (Demonic Toys 3) (2004) |
"
It's an empty shell of a film that should stand as proof positive that there is a time in every great career or franchise to throw in the towel."
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Dread Central
Posted Feb 1, 2006
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0.5/5
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Marronnier (2005) |
"
Even at a 79-minute runtime it seemed about 69 minutes too long."
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Dread Central
Posted Feb 1, 2006
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1/5
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25%
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Spiderhole (2011) |
"
In the end we crawled deep into this Spiderhole and all we found was a truly beaten dead horse."
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Dread Central
Posted Oct 9, 2011
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1/5
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Suicide Girls Must Die (2010) |
"
As a promotional tool this is without a doubt a five-star affair, but beyond that? Not so much. "
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Dread Central
Posted Aug 2, 2010
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1/5
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The Seamstress (2009) |
"
The Seamstress is more yawn than yarn."
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Dread Central
Posted Oct 7, 2009
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1/5
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0%
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Homecoming (2009) |
"
Rent Obsessed instead. That one you can at least laugh at."
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Dread Central
Posted Oct 7, 2009
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1/5
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Hobgoblins 2 (2009) |
"
By the last half hour I was ready to yell "Hobgoblins! Hobgoblins! Hobgoblins!" hoping they'd appear and put me out of my misery."
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Dread Central
Posted Jul 15, 2009
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1/5
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Infected (They're Among Us) (2008) |
"
Infected is not a time killer, it's not turn your brain off entertainment, and it's certainly not worth watching for any reason."
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Dread Central
Posted Jun 25, 2009
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1/5
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52%
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Shuttle (2009) |
"
Bad script. Bad setup. Bad action. No suspense. Yep. This is a stinker"
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Dread Central
Posted Apr 15, 2009
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1/5
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Voices (2009) |
"
This isn't even mediocre. These Voices need to shut up. Do not bother. You've been warned."
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Dread Central
Posted Apr 14, 2009
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1/5
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0%
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Repossessed (1990) |
"
I remembered it being bad back then, but nothing could have prepared me for how truly awful it was seeing it through much older eyes."
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Dread Central
Posted Apr 14, 2009
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1/5
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33%
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Knowing (2009) |
"
The movie dissolves into Cage running around trying to warn people about the numbers, but he doesn't know exactly what is going to happen or where it's coming from, so we get the crazy doomsayer routine by day and boozing while lamenting by night."
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Dread Central
Posted Mar 20, 2009
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1/5
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10%
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Hell Ride (2008) |
"
Hell Ride is a smoldering yet completely dull wreck of a movie."
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Dread Central
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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1/5
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0%
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Lost Boys: The Tribe (2008) |
"
From the opening moments of the film when we see that the Sax Man is now tubby, I knew we were in trouble, and believe me seeing that dude's belly jiggling turned out to be one of the brightest spots of this total and complete mess of a movie."
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Dread Central
Posted Aug 10, 2008
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1/5
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Beneath Still Waters (2005) |
"
There's no Heimlich Maneuver in the world that can save you from gagging on this poorly assembled, laughably bad, absolute waste of time."
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Dread Central
Posted Apr 9, 2007
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1/5
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Zombie Nation (2004) |
"
Zombie Nation is a mess that needs whipping up. There is no justification for how bad this movie turned out"
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Dread Central
Posted Jan 4, 2007
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1/5
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Aunt Rose (2005) |
"
It's hard to imagine that a single person on the planet would want to know more about Aunt Rose after watching it"
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Dread Central
Posted Sep 10, 2006
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1/5
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Dead Meat (Andre the Butcher) (2005) |
"
Bang your head in frustration at the endless, wink-wink, inside jokes that each start something to the affect of, "If this were a horror movie . . .","
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Dread Central
Posted Apr 11, 2006
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1.5/5
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Cornered! (2010) |
"
I got the impression Cornered! wanted to be a melding of Clerks and Scream, but all I wanted to do was scream "Get on with it!" and clock out early."
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Dread Central
Posted Aug 2, 2010
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1.5/5
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20%
|
Legion (2010) |
"
The finished product is shockingly bad ... an exercise in futility. Spare yourself the agony."
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Dread Central
Posted Jan 21, 2010
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1.5/5
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27%
|
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) |
"
A juvenile, overly dramatic love story that takes the Romeo and Juliet theme, duct tapes it around a giant, cartoonish hammer, and slams it into your head for 130 minutes."
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Dread Central
Posted Nov 18, 2009
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1.5/5
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Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009) |
"
You only need one finger to give Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead a thumb's down."
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Dread Central
Posted Nov 5, 2009
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1.5/5
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Haunting of Winchester House (2009) |
"
An earnest attempt to make an old school haunted house movie, just not a scary or even intriguing one to anyone whose age has reached double digits."
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Dread Central
Posted Oct 16, 2009
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1.5/5
|
38%
|
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) |
"
While it's obviously aimed at the "tween" crowd, we fail to see where this movie would appeal to even young viewers."
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Dread Central
Posted Sep 30, 2009
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1.5/5
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Transmorphers: Fall of Man (2009) |
"
If nothing else, the running time of Transmorphers: Fall of Man clocks in under 90-minutes. Now if only they would have given us less running during that time."
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Dread Central
Posted Jul 15, 2009
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1.5/5
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Elsewhere (2009) |
"
The one thing I will say for this film is that it's aptly titled. Throughout the entire viewing experience all I could do was wish that I was elsewhere. Skip it. Avoid it."
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Dread Central
Posted Jun 25, 2009
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1.5/5
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The Poker Club (2008) |
"
If you're looking for a good time killer, look elsewhere. The Poker Club fails miserably at everything it attempts to do. Sigh."
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Dread Central
Posted Apr 27, 2009
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1.5/5
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The Telling (2009) |
"
Not a single one of these vignettes are given sufficient enough time to develop and thus every minute of The Telling ends up feeling pointless."
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Dread Central
Posted Apr 24, 2009
|
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1.5/5
|
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Far Cry (2008) |
"
I realized this guy belongs in an Ernest movie, not a violent R-rated action film."
—
Dread Central
Posted Apr 15, 2009
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1.5/5
|
11%
|
The Unborn (2009) |
"
I'm not sure if it's the fault of the script or studio tampering, but The Unborn's watered-down approach to WWII makes Isla: She Wolf of the SS seem downright sensitive in comparison"
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Dread Central
Posted Jan 10, 2009
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78%
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