|
0/4
|
42%
|
Burzynski (2010) |
"
When I want to see an infomercial, I'll turn on my TV in the middle of the night. I definitely won't pay good money to see one in a theater."
—
New York Post
Posted Jun 4, 2010
|
|
0/4
|
22%
|
Blood: The Last Vampire (2009) |
"
Not only isn't the new effort up to the standards of the anime, it's bloody awful by any standard."
—
New York Post
Posted Jul 10, 2009
|
|
0/4
|
15%
|
The Condemned (2007) |
"
The Condemned, directed by Scott Wiper (appropriate last name), is a bad rip-off of the 2000 Japanese sensation Battle Royale and the 1932 U.S. classic The Most Dangerous Game."
—
New York Post
Posted Apr 27, 2007
|
|
0/4
|
17%
|
La tigre e la neve (The Tiger and the Snow) (2006) |
"
The only award Benigni's misconceived and unfunny The Tiger and the Snow could possibly win is for Worst Movie of 2006."
—
New York Post
Posted Dec 29, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
10%
|
The Grudge 2 (2006) |
"
The movie is utter junk, suitable perhaps for late-night TV, but not for the thousands of big screens on which it opened yesterday."
—
New York Post
Posted Oct 16, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
11%
|
One Last Thing (2006) |
—
New York Post
Posted Sep 30, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
40%
|
Broken Sky (2006) |
"
I could have gone out for dinner, come back and missed little of importance."
—
New York Post
Posted Sep 29, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
8%
|
See No Evil (2006) |
"
The madman is played by the single-name professional wrestler Kane, who has all the acting skills of a fire hydrant. But why waste good acting on a contrived, unimaginative story?"
—
New York Post
Posted May 23, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
27%
|
Revoloution (2006) |
"
The story is hopelessly contrived and the characters -- especially blacks and Italians -- laughingly stereotyped."
—
New York Post
Posted May 19, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
43%
|
Nowhere Man (2005) |
"
Dreadful acting, direction and script."
—
New York Post
Posted Mar 25, 2005
|
|
0/4
|
86%
|
Ong-Bak (Ong Bak: Muay Thai Warrior) (2005) |
"
Vile, humorless, distasteful, sickening."
—
New York Post
Posted Feb 11, 2005
|
|
0/4
|
22%
|
Nine Dead Gay Guys (9 Dead Gay Guys) (2002) |
"
Straight or gay, viewers will find 9 Dead Gay Guys offensive and unwatchable."
—
New York Post
Posted Oct 17, 2003
|
|
0/4
|
0%
|
Controlled Chaos (2007) |
"
Plays like a bad daytime soap opera."
—
New York Post
Posted Jun 5, 2003
|
|
0/4
|
38%
|
Hey, Happy! (2001) |
—
New York Post
Posted Jan 28, 2002
|
|
0/4
|
55%
|
The Iron Ladies (Satree lek) (2001) |
"
So predictable, cheap and clichéd, you might think it was made by Disney."
—
New York Post
Posted Sep 7, 2001
|
|
0.5/4
|
40%
|
Watching TV with the Red Chinese (2012) |
"
Dotan takes this iffy story and makes it nearly unwatchable by jumping back and forth in time, using screens within screens and bouncing between color and black-and-white."
—
New York Post
Posted Jan 20, 2012
|
|
0.5/4
|
63%
|
Richard Garriott: Man on a Mission (2012) |
"
Completely lacking in imagination and purpose, this vanity project might suffice as a home movie, but it's hardly worth the expense and bother of seeing it in a theater."
—
New York Post
Posted Jan 13, 2012
|
|
0.5/4
|
0%
|
Tied to a Chair (2011) |
"
I won't mince words: The would-be comedy "Tied to a Chair" is a chaotic mess."
—
New York Post
Posted May 27, 2011
|
|
0.5/4
|
41%
|
Footprints (2011) |
"
The script's so incoherent and the acting so amateurish that it makes the worst old-time Hollywood B-flick seem like "Citizen Kane.""
—
New York Post
Posted Apr 15, 2011
|
|
.5/4
|
8%
|
Memorial Day (2008) |
"
Yes, Memorial Day is as dumb and unwatchable as it sounds."
—
New York Post
Posted Feb 6, 2009
|
|
0.5/4
|
29%
|
Forever Strong (2008) |
"
As directed by Ryan Little and written by David Pliler, Forever Strong dredges up every sports movie cliché and stereotype ever invented. (Cue the slow-mo in the rain.)"
—
New York Post
Posted Sep 26, 2008
|
|
0.5/4
|
——
|
Wicked Lake (2008) |
"
The flick is so vile and misogynistic -- the women exist solely to titillate -- that even perverts will have a tough time."
—
New York Post
Posted Jun 27, 2008
|
|
0.5/4
|
67%
|
The Girl Next Door (2007) |
"
There's little reason to see the movie. Unless, of course, you get off on watching the sexual exploitation of underage girls."
—
New York Post
Posted Oct 5, 2007
|
|
0.5/4
|
19%
|
One Night With the King (2006) |
"
The cinematography and sets look great, but the script is a bummer. It's overlong, overwrought and overblown."
—
New York Post
Posted Oct 13, 2006
|
|
0.5/4
|
31%
|
The Promise (Master of Crimson Armor) (Wu ji) (2005) |
"
The Promise employs laughable computer effects and second-rate martial-arts fighting to tell the hard-to-figure story of a princess and her three lovers."
—
New York Post
Posted May 5, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
53%
|
Hatchet III (2013) |
"
Will there be a "Hatchet IV''? I shudder to think about it."
—
New York Post
Posted Jun 14, 2013
|
|
1/4
|
39%
|
The ABCs of Death (2013) |
"
Most are exercises in sickening bad taste, with an emphasis on human bodily functions."
—
New York Post
Posted Mar 8, 2013
|
|
1/4
|
——
|
Christmas In Compton (2012) |
"
The actors are personable, but they're burdened with a script full of stereotypical characters and offensive jokes."
—
New York Post
Posted Nov 9, 2012
|
|
1/4
|
33%
|
Death by China (2012) |
"
It would make a nice TV infomercial, but certainly doesn't deserve a big-screen release."
—
New York Post
Posted Aug 24, 2012
|
|
1/4
|
67%
|
Chronicling a Crisis (2012) |
"
There's little reason to see the claustrophobic "Chronicling a Crisis" unless you have a fascination with the Kolleks."
—
New York Post
Posted May 4, 2012
|
|
1/4
|
51%
|
Woman Thou Art Loosed (2004) |
—
New York Post
Posted Apr 16, 2012
|
|
1/4
|
20%
|
Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day (2012) |
"
A contrived and preachy melodrama produced by big-time televangelist T.D. Jakes."
—
New York Post
Posted Apr 13, 2012
|
|
1/4
|
50%
|
Bonsai People: The Vision of Muhammad Yunus (2012) |
"
Using boring lectures by Yunus and pedantic commentary by Mosher, it has all the excitement of an infomercial touting mattresses."
—
New York Post
Posted Feb 10, 2012
|
|
1/4
|
33%
|
Lula, the Son of Brazil (2012) |
"
With its $5 million budget, "Lula'' is said to be Brazil's most expensive movie yet. It's a shame the money wasn't better spent."
—
New York Post
Posted Jan 13, 2012
|
|
1/4
|
41%
|
The Flowers of War (2011) |
"
Battle scenes are spectacular - great explosions! - but most of the screen time is taken up by a contrived and schmaltzy script with little emotional punch."
—
New York Post
Posted Dec 21, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
40%
|
Damn! (2011) |
"
McMillan comes off as a perhaps-delusional opportunist determined to make the most of his 15 minutes in the spotlight."
—
New York Post
Posted Aug 12, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
67%
|
Hobo With a Shotgun (2011) |
"
Japan's Takashi Miike has the formula down pat, but Eisener has no idea how to give violence a touch of class."
—
New York Post
Posted May 6, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
14%
|
When Harry Tries to Marry (2011) |
"
If there's a fresh idea in "When Harry Tries To Marry," I couldn't find it."
—
New York Post
Posted Apr 22, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
62%
|
To Die Like A Man (2011) |
"
The praise for this static, overlong, stagebound work is a mystery to me."
—
New York Post
Posted Apr 8, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
25%
|
Now & Later (2011) |
"
Sex or politics? Politics or sex? Director-writer Philippe Diaz can't decide what "Now & Later" should be about. So he mixes the two -- and comes up with a murky mess."
—
New York Post
Posted Feb 18, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
36%
|
Repo Chick (2011) |
"
The story behind Alex Cox's "Repo Chick" is more interesting than the movie itself..."
—
New York Post
Posted Jan 14, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
81%
|
Four Lions (2010) |
"
The director, Chris Morris, has been successfully making TV and radio comedies for 20 years. But he falters in this, his first feature. He's taken what might make a funny sketch and forced it to run more than an hour and a half."
—
New York Post
Posted Nov 5, 2010
|
|
1/4
|
61%
|
The Kids Grow Up (2010) |
"
Maybe being able to look back in time is comforting for Block and company, but what makes him think complete strangers give a damn about his not-especially-interesting family?"
—
New York Post
Posted Oct 29, 2010
|
|
1/4
|
42%
|
The Taqwacores (2010) |
"
Why anybody should care about these people is the question of the week."
—
New York Post
Posted Oct 22, 2010
|
|
1/4
|
38%
|
Robert J. Lifton: Nazi Doctors (2010) |
"
Robert Jay Lifton: Nazi Doctors is a perfect ex ample of how not to make a documentary."
—
New York Post
Posted Oct 8, 2010
|
|
1/4
|
14%
|
Release (2010) |
"
You'll soon be wishing to be released from your theater seat."
—
New York Post
Posted Oct 1, 2010
|
|
1/4
|
53%
|
Agora (2010) |
"
There are a few exciting battle sequences and the sets are lavish, but mostly the film meanders aimlessly for more than two hours. No wonder new sword-and-sandal movies are in short supply."
—
New York Post
Posted May 28, 2010
|
|
1/4
|
58%
|
TiMER (2010) |
"
TiMER never rises above the level of a sitcom. All that's missing is the laugh track. "
—
New York Post
Posted May 14, 2010
|
|
1/4
|
18%
|
Princess Ka'iulani (2010) |
"
The landscapes are exotic and Kilcher is erotic, but the film plays like a generic made-for-TV biopic."
—
New York Post
Posted May 14, 2010
|
|
1/4
|
78%
|
OSS 117: Rio ne répond plus (Lost in Rio) (2010) |
"
I don't know about you, but I look to French films for stylish love stories and potent social dramas. I definitely don't look to Gallic movies for slapstick comedy, a genre at which the French are especially bad."
—
New York Post
Posted May 7, 2010
|
79%
74%
61%
52%
27%
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