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7/10
|
42%
|
The Great Gatsby (2013) |
"
It's the same as it ever was, but now it's in 3D and designed to sell soundtracks."
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CraveOnline
Posted May 9, 2013
|
|
8.5/10
|
77%
|
Iron Man 3 (2013) |
"
Yeah, it's great."
—
CraveOnline
Posted May 2, 2013
|
|
5.5/10
|
8%
|
The Big Wedding (2013) |
"
De Niro, Keaton and Sarandon seem genuinely interested in developing their characters' complex relationship history into something that overcomes mindless cliché."
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CraveOnline
Posted Apr 26, 2013
|
|
7/10
|
24%
|
Arthur Newman (2013) |
"
Without a satisfying finale, Arthur Newman might come across as just an acting exercise. If so, it's still an impressive one."
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CraveOnline
Posted Apr 25, 2013
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|
6.5/10
|
47%
|
The Lords of Salem (2013) |
"
Where The Lords of Salem excels is in its depiction of art, even seemingly innocuous Production Code cinema, as a vessel for unexpected malevolence."
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CraveOnline
Posted Apr 18, 2013
|
|
4/10
|
56%
|
Oblivion (2013) |
"
Cobbled from so many familiar sci-fi classics that every single plot point is clearly visible from a mile away."
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CraveOnline
Posted Apr 17, 2013
|
|
1.5/10
|
4%
|
Scary Movie 5 (2013) |
"
Surely we have a responsibility to audiences in need of laughter, and surely we can do better than this."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Apr 12, 2013
|
|
7/10
|
77%
|
42 (2013) |
"
When 42 gets it right, the movie achieves at least momentary greatness."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Apr 11, 2013
|
|
9.5/10
|
87%
|
Upstream Color (2013) |
"
A 96-minute therapy session where discomforting symbology and gross human abuse create a framework for powerful, all-consuming love."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Apr 5, 2013
|
|
9.5/10
|
68%
|
Trance (2013) |
"
Trance makes it hard to focus on any one aspect at a time, keeping its unpredictable storyline swirling from plot point to plot point, tone to tone and reality to reality with a playful guidance."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Apr 5, 2013
|
|
7/10
|
62%
|
Evil Dead (2013) |
"
Better than most horror remakes, but it's hardly an improvement, and I sincerely hope it's not the most terrifying film you will ever experience."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Apr 4, 2013
|
|
9/10
|
16%
|
Temptation (2013) |
"
For rational, sane people it's bound to be considered one of the worst films of the year, but for seekers of wretched, glorious camp, it may be an instant classic."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Mar 29, 2013
|
|
5/10
|
9%
|
The Host (2013) |
"
The Host lacks the adolescent foolishness that made Twilight even remotely relatable, and it isn't even bad enough to be fun."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Mar 28, 2013
|
|
6/10
|
28%
|
G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) |
"
The good scenes are very good, and they are barely connected to the bad scenes in any tangible way, so you can enjoy them for what they are and merely trudge through the rest of it."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Mar 27, 2013
|
|
8/10
|
48%
|
Olympus Has Fallen (2013) |
"
If you ever longed for the days when Under Siege 2: Dark Territory reigned supreme, then congratulations, because Olympus Has Fallen."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Mar 22, 2013
|
|
4.5/10
|
43%
|
Admission (2013) |
"
The comedy doesn't seem very funny when real emotional damage is inflicted, and the drama doesn't work when the set-ups are so hard to justify in a real world context."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Mar 22, 2013
|
|
7.5/10
|
100%
|
Sound City (2013) |
"
An infectious appreciation for rock and roll lingers past the somewhat self-satisfied finale."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Mar 19, 2013
|
|
8.5/10
|
——
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Big Ass Spider () |
"
A hilarious and wildly entertaining b-movie romp that knows exactly what kind of movie it's supposed to be."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Mar 18, 2013
|
|
7/10
|
80%
|
Haunter () |
"
Clever, unexpected, and elevated by an engaging leading lady performance from Abigail Breslin. It's also convoluted as hell."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Mar 15, 2013
|
|
8/10
|
57%
|
Kiss Of The Damned (2013) |
"
Crazy. Kinky. Cool."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Mar 15, 2013
|
|
7.5/10
|
36%
|
Dead Man Down (2013) |
"
I am recommending that you see this, if only so you can explain to me what the hell just happened."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Mar 7, 2013
|
|
7/10
|
39%
|
The ABCs of Death (2013) |
"
It's like you walked into the last day of a graduate film school production class, only to realize during the screenings that each of the students was messed up in the head."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Mar 7, 2013
|
|
9/10
|
60%
|
Oz the Great and Powerful (2013) |
"
The best 3D movie, period. So far, anyway."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Mar 7, 2013
|
|
6.5/10
|
13%
|
The Last Exorcism Part II (2013) |
"
Has something on its mind and the testicular and/or ovarian fortitude necessary to go out with an unexpected, cathartic bang."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Mar 1, 2013
|
|
2/10
|
52%
|
Jack the Giant Slayer (2013) |
"
Finally... a movie where the problems of three little people actually amount to a hill of beans."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Mar 1, 2013
|
|
7/10
|
67%
|
Stoker (2013) |
"
A thin storyline with uninspiring HFS ideas that's had the hell directed out of it ... Arresting from frame to frame."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Feb 28, 2013
|
|
7/10
|
35%
|
Dark Skies (2013) |
"
Filters the fantastic through the mundane, and finds horror on both sides of the sieve... I could have been more entertained, but I respect it."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Feb 22, 2013
|
|
1/10
|
58%
|
Snitch (2013) |
"
A fun concept brought down to stultifyingly low levels by an interminable running time and a musical score that never changes its tone."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Feb 22, 2013
|
|
7/10
|
96%
|
Argo (2012) |
"
The only reason to watch Argo is because it's heavily padded, and while it works pretty well regardless, I wouldn't hold that up as an example of high quality filmmaking."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Feb 19, 2013
|
|
8/10
|
45%
|
Beautiful Creatures (2013) |
"
One of the best movies of its kind. That's not saying much, but just take the compliment already. "
—
CraveOnline
Posted Feb 14, 2013
|
|
3/10
|
13%
|
Safe Haven (2013) |
"
It's insulting on multiple levels. But it sure is 'nice.'"
—
CraveOnline
Posted Feb 14, 2013
|
|
4.5/10
|
15%
|
A Good Day To Die Hard (2013) |
"
Starts off with the right idea but undermines itself with an almost non-existent storyline, interminable padding, indestructible good guys and genuine insults to the audience's intelligence."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Feb 13, 2013
|
|
7.5/10
|
56%
|
Would You Rather (2013) |
"
A lean, mean chillride that exercises your brain and your nerves at the same time."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Feb 8, 2013
|
|
1.5/10
|
20%
|
Identity Thief (2013) |
"
Identity Thief is torture porn. We've been using that term wrong for years."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Feb 8, 2013
|
|
5.5/10
|
47%
|
Bullet to the Head (2013) |
"
Isn't smart enough to overcome its conventions, but it's so forcefully conventional in such an old-fashioned, unbridled way that it actually operates better as a time machine than as a real film."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Feb 1, 2013
|
|
9/10
|
80%
|
Warm Bodies (2013) |
"
Easily the first great movie of 2013 (yes, really) ... Espouses a healthy philosophy of overcoming all odds in a genre previously dominated by absolute doom (gloom optional)."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Feb 1, 2013
|
|
6.5/10
|
14%
|
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) |
"
It's lowbrow, it knows it, and that makes it a nice, kind of tawdry fun."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Jan 25, 2013
|
|
5/10
|
40%
|
Parker (2013) |
"
Isn't as fun as we've come to expect from a typical Jason Statham movie, and isn't as classy as we've come to expect from an atypical one."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Jan 24, 2013
|
|
8.5/10
|
92%
|
V/H/S/2 (2013) |
"
A fine string of scary installments that makes the original V/H/S, even its better entries, pale in comparison."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Jan 24, 2013
|
|
3.5/10
|
——
|
Virtually Heroes () |
"
The cyclical nature of the storyline and the unexplored realms outside the unnamed video game in which Virtually Heroes resides make actually watching it a minor chore."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Jan 22, 2013
|
|
6/10
|
——
|
Two Mothers () |
"
A strange beast of a film, concocted of great performances and two-dimensional performances, fascinating character studies and heavy-handed melodrama."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Jan 22, 2013
|
|
7.5/10
|
40%
|
Hell Baby () |
"
It doesn't reinvent the wheel after their anarchic sketch comedy show "The State," but funny is funny, and Hell Baby is very, very funny."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Jan 22, 2013
|
|
9/10
|
83%
|
Escape From Tomorrow () |
"
One of the most daring motion pictures I've encountered in a very, very long time. ... An emotionally walloping experience that, for all its flaws, I wouldn't have missed for the world."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Jan 22, 2013
|
|
6/10
|
30%
|
Broken City (2013) |
"
Has the look, pacing and thoroughly invested performances of a classic thriller. It does not, unfortunately, have the substance or the end game."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Jan 17, 2013
|
|
7.5/10
|
59%
|
The Last Stand (2013) |
"
I totally recall better Arnold Schwarzenegger movies than this, but I wouldn't say we got a raw deal either."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Jan 15, 2013
|
|
3/10
|
6%
|
A Haunted House (2013) |
"
It's bad, but at least it's beguilingly bad."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Jan 11, 2013
|
|
8/10
|
32%
|
Gangster Squad (2013) |
"
Cares less for reality than it does for elevating tough guys of the 1950s to Schwarzeneggerian godhood. ... This is the Commando of gangster movies."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Jan 9, 2013
|
|
7/10
|
19%
|
Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) |
"
An enjoyable sequel that could never live up to the legacy of the original film, and to its credit doesn't try to, but does at least rinse out the sour taste of the Platinum Dunes installments."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Jan 4, 2013
|
|
6/10
|
51%
|
Promised Land (2013) |
"
You have to respect Gus Van Sant & Co. for not taking the easy way out ... An experiment with an intriguing hypothesis that just didn't yield the kind of results they were looking for."
—
CraveOnline
Posted Dec 28, 2012
|
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