Willie Waffle

Willie Waffle

Agrees with the Tomatometer 71% of the time.

Biography:
Willie Waffle appears on over 30 radio stations across the country, and writes for www.DC50TV.com, the CW affiliate in Washington.
Publications:
rec.arts.movies.reviews , WaffleMovies.com
Critics' Group:
Washington, D.C. Area Film Critics Association
Total Reviews:
1304
Total QuickRatings:
24
Location:
Washington, DC

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
3/4 78% Iron Man 3 (2013) " Iron Man is starting to run out of juice. Walk away and leave while on top." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted May 3, 2013
2.5/4 46% Pain & Gain (2013) " Full of great performances, and, sometimes, is amazingly compelling. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Apr 26, 2013
.5/4 8% The Big Wedding (2013) " Katherine Heigl puked on Robert De Niro, and he still had a better time than I did at The Big Wedding." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Apr 26, 2013
2/4 56% Oblivion (2013) " Think of Tom Cruise as a more intense and less charming Wall-E. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Apr 19, 2013
3.5/4 68% Trance (2013) " The most mind-boggling movie since Inception, in a good way." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Apr 12, 2013
3/4 77% 42 (2013) " It was also going to take a special actor to play Jackie Robinson, and the producers found him in Boseman." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Apr 12, 2013
1/4 62% Evil Dead (2013) " I think they really lost me when evil enters our heroine through her vajayjay (you can't unsee that)." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Apr 5, 2013
.5/4 9% The Host (2013) " Almost everything said by Melanie sounds childish and outrageous. It makes The Host extremely immature. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Mar 29, 2013
.5/4 28% G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) " G.I. Joe: Retaliation is like Zero Dark Thirty written by 1st graders (and not the ones in the gifted class)." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Mar 28, 2013
3/4 48% Olympus Has Fallen (2013) " It's a very good action movie that makes me believe in Gerard Butler again." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Mar 22, 2013
2/4 69% The Croods (2013) " Embodiment of the blandly mediocre as it teases you with the potential of being something better, but never reaching greatness. It's the Dallas Cowboys of the movies." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Mar 22, 2013
0/4 66% Spring Breakers (2013) " Spring Breakers can make you feel the end of Western Civilization is nigh." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Mar 22, 2013
2.5/4 39% The Call (2013) " The first hour is MARVELOUS! It's that last half hour that becomes, ummm, problematic (which is just a nice way to say the movie's last half hour STINKS!)." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Mar 15, 2013
3/4 38% The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) " Jim Carrey looks like he is having fun again, maybe the first time he's had fun since Liar Liar. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Mar 15, 2013
2.5/4 60% Oz the Great and Powerful (2013) " Franco appears to be more of a dude you would find at 7-11 late on a Friday night buying some Doritos than giving off the vibe of a movie star. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Mar 8, 2013
0/4 25% Phantom (2013) " At first glance, Phantom has the promise of being one of those surprise sleeper movies ... then, like me, you fall asleep for 10 minutes during the movie. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Mar 1, 2013
1/4 52% Jack the Giant Slayer (2013) " Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the stink of a horrible bomb! " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Mar 1, 2013
2.5/4 58% Snitch (2013) " While this is an extremely unlikely and farfetched scenario, I'll be damned if it doesn't work. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Feb 22, 2013
1/4 45% Beautiful Creatures (2013) " Supposedly meaningful themes end up lost in the shuffle of endless, pointless dialogue and attempts to use some mysterious supernatural elements to excite our imaginations. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Feb 14, 2013
1.5/4 15% A Good Day To Die Hard (2013) " Does this movie even have a writer?" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Feb 14, 2013
1/4 13% Safe Haven (2013) " Are you ready for a legendary love story to warm the cockles of your heart on Valentine's Day and redefine what love means in the 21st Century? Would you settle for Safe Haven?" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Feb 14, 2013
1.5/4 20% Identity Thief (2013) " Identity Thief elicited one giant shrug from me. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Feb 8, 2013
3.5/4 85% Side Effects (2013) " A taught film noir that takes the audience into several different directions" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Feb 8, 2013
0/4 47% Bullet to the Head (2013) " Most of it makes you laugh when it shouldn't be" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Feb 1, 2013
3/4 80% Warm Bodies (2013) " One of those movies that pleasantly surprises you from scene to scene" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Feb 1, 2013
1/4 30% Broken City (2013) " Sadly, Wahlberg and Crowe put in strong performances with utter junk for material" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 18, 2013
1/4 59% The Last Stand (2013) " The Last Stand isn't striving to be a significant artistic venture, and succeeds at that goal." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 18, 2013
3/4 93% Zero Dark Thirty (2013) " Two movies in one, and one of those movies is the really good one, if you stick around long enough to see it. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 11, 2013
0/4 32% Gangster Squad (2013) " Gangster Squad is the antithesis of a great movie about 1940's Los Angeles" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 11, 2013
1/4 51% Promised Land (2013) " Promised Land can say whatever it wants about fracking and the environment and big corporate business. What really bothers me about the movie is that it stinks. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 3, 2013
3/4 81% The Impossible (2012) " The most intense, shocking scenes you can imagine" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 3, 2013
4/4 88% Django Unchained (2012) " Underneath all of the bluster and irony, Django Unchained mostly is a buddy film. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 24, 2012
3.5/4 70% Les Misérables (2012) " Anne Hathaway as Fantine is absolutely 100% amazing. She's so good, I almost forgot that I hate her." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 24, 2012
.5/4 52% This is 40 (2012) " The movie lacks any kind of structure to justify its existence." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 21, 2012
2/4 61% Jack Reacher (2012) " Reacher is a great character, but the movie gets sillier and more over-the-top as the film moves towards its conclusion. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 21, 2012
2.5/4 38% The Guilt Trip (2012) " If you see The Guilt Trip and don't immediately call your Mommy, you are almost not human. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 19, 2012
3/4 66% The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) " Moments of brilliance and moments of boredom" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 14, 2012
2/4 76% Killing Them Softly (2012) " He's got the vibe down. Same with the attitude, dialogue, origins and scenery, but he didn't quite get his hands wrapped around the storytelling element. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 30, 2012
1.5/4 13% Red Dawn (2012) " Even though it is a remake and everyone involved has tried to modernize the film and story, Red Dawn feels like an old fashioned, out of touch movie. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 21, 2012
1/4 88% Life of Pi (2012) " The only way to truly enjoy Life of Pi is by bringing a pumpkin pie with you to the movie theater. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 21, 2012
4/4 92% Silver Linings Playbook (2012) " It might be contrived that way, but we are willing to forgive and accept because the path to what we expect is rewarding. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 16, 2012
1.5/4 48% The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012) " Will Chris Hansen and the Dateline NBC team burst out of the woods to catch that predator Jacob?" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 16, 2012
4/4 92% Skyfall (2012) " The whole franchise has been given a new shot of vitality and vigor." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 9, 2012
2.5/4 89% Lincoln (2012) " An average movie blessed with an amazing performance. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 9, 2012
3.5/4 79% Flight (2012) " Almost perfect" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 2, 2012
4/4 86% Wreck-it Ralph (2012) " Sarah Silverman puts in one of the greatest voice acting performances you will ever see or hear in your life. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 2, 2012
1.5/4 33% Chasing Mavericks (2012) " They should have just called it Karate Kid: Surf's Up!" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Oct 26, 2012
1/4 68% Cloud Atlas (2012) " The filmmakers show amazing ability to keep you paying attention for three hours to absolutely nothing. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Oct 26, 2012
0/4 12% Alex Cross (2012) " Most of the acting is lifeless, except for Matthew Fox who is hamming it up more than fat guy at a bacon festival" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Oct 19, 2012
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