Willie Waffle

Willie Waffle

Agrees with the Tomatometer 71% of the time.

Biography:
Willie Waffle appears on over 30 radio stations across the country, and writes for www.DC50TV.com, the CW affiliate in Washington.
Publications:
rec.arts.movies.reviews , WaffleMovies.com
Critics' Group:
Washington, D.C. Area Film Critics Association
Total Reviews:
1306
Total QuickRatings:
24
Location:
Washington, DC

Listing Of All Reviews & Articles

Showing 51 - 100 of 1306
Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
0/4 12% Alex Cross (2012) " Most of the acting is lifeless, except for Matthew Fox who is hamming it up more than fat guy at a bacon festival" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Oct 19, 2012
2.5/4 25% Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) " Since I was creeped out walking home, alone in the dark from the theater to my empty apartment, Paranormal Activity 4 accomplishes the mission of scaring you out of your underpants. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Oct 18, 2012
2.5/4 39% Here Comes the Boom (2012) " Even a 4-year old can see the twists and turns coming a mile away, but everyone is so likable " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Oct 12, 2012
3.5/4 96% Argo (2012) " Affleck has emerged as one of the premier directors in Hollywood, even if it is very very very very good instead of magnificent." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Oct 12, 2012
3.5/4 87% Frankenweenie (2012) " A movie full of laughs and some scares, but it works because it is full of true love and heart. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Oct 5, 2012
2.5/4 21% Taken 2 (2012) " The movie is atrocious, but Taken 2 is absurdly amazingly entertainingly horrific. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Oct 5, 2012
1.5/4 81% Pitch Perfect (2012) " This is another one of those movies that feels like it emerged from the Great Hollywood Blender of Movie Ideas." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Sep 28, 2012
2.5/4 43% Hotel Transylvania (2012) " The perfect example of a movie that is ehhh. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Sep 28, 2012
3.5/4 93% Looper (2012) " Looper is a challenging, fun, serious and action packed movie in all of the right ways." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Sep 28, 2012
2.5/4 51% Trouble with the Curve (2012) " Eastwood growling and spouting off one-liners might make some giggle, but the true virtuosity of his performance is so much more nuanced and touching." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Sep 21, 2012
1.5 86% The Master (2012) " Get ready for the first big, vaunted, art house movie heavily lauded as a masterpiece and Oscar contender that will leave you wondering what all the hype was about. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Sep 21, 2012
1.4/5 69% Liberal Arts (2012) " Move the plot ahead. Any plot. In any direction. PLEASE!!!! " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Sep 21, 2012
2/4 22% The Words (2012) " The Words gets a little too cute by half." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Sep 7, 2012
0/4 29% The Oogieloves in The Big Balloon Adventure (2012) " One of the characters proclaims this will be "the greatest movie ever", and you know it won't be. Even the 4-year old sitting behind me was dubious of that claim. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Aug 29, 2012
2/4 67% Lawless (2012) " The salaciousness might help sell some tickets, but every character could be used better." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Aug 28, 2012
1.5/4 76% Premium Rush (2012) " Premium Rush is like Kim Kardashian, it looks pretty, but you wouldn't want to marry it." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Aug 23, 2012
.5/4 48% Hit & Run (2012) " Shepard's dialogue oozes with the sense that whoever wrote this stuff thinks it is a billion times smarter, more original and funnier than it really is, which makes it all that more annoying. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Aug 23, 2012
2/4 58% Sparkle (2012) " A movie that doesn't quite live up to its own ambition" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Aug 17, 2012
2.5/4 34% The Odd Life of Timothy Green (2012) " If I do the same thing, will Kate Beckinsale emerge from my garden?" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Aug 15, 2012
.5/4 56% The Bourne Legacy (2012) " They really should promote it as The Bourne Legacy starring Jeremy Renner, Rachel Weisz and a photo of Matt Damon We Will Show Every 5 Minutes To Make You Feel Like Matt Damon Is In The Movie." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Aug 10, 2012
2.5/4 74% Hope Springs (2012) " Wow. Just WOW is the best way to react to what Tommy Lee Jones is doing on screen. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Aug 9, 2012
2.5/4 31% Total Recall (2012) " A sold action film where director Len Wiseman and the writing team avoid the trap of trying to be more meaningful or thoughtful than necessary." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Aug 3, 2012
.5/4 42% Step Up 4: Miami Heat (2012) " You almost have to see Step Up Revolution to know how idiotic it truly is." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jul 27, 2012
3.5/4 87% The Dark Knight Rises (2012) " Hathaway puts in the performance of her career as the movie builds to a mind blowing crescendo." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jul 20, 2012
1/4 51% Savages (2012) " One of those movies that feels like it sprang loose from the Mountain Dew-induced fantasies of a 13-year old boy." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jul 6, 2012
4/4 73% The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) " I was 100% against this reboot of the Spider-Man franchise, but I was 100% wrong. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jul 3, 2012
1/4 43% To Rome with Love (2012) " Woody is channeling Garry Marshall" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jun 29, 2012
3/4 69% Ted (2012) " Promises to be one of the most original, twisted and outrageous comedies of the year, and succeeds 75% of the time. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jun 29, 2012
1/4 80% Magic Mike (2012) " This movie is so cheesy and beefy they ought to sell it at Taco Bell. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jun 29, 2012
2/4 55% Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012) " It's very difficult to mix comedy and drama, and writer/director Lorene Scafaria proves it. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jun 22, 2012
3/4 78% Brave (2012) " Leave the kindergarteners at home, and take your tween daughter to this one, if she is willing to be seen in public with you. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jun 22, 2012
1.5/4 41% Rock of Ages (2012) " Just some excuse Tom Cruise found to get more greased up and shirtless than he did playing volleyball in Top Gun" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jun 15, 2012
3/4 21% That's My Boy (2012) " The funniest movie Adam Sandler has made since 50 First Dates. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jun 15, 2012
2/4 29% Peace, Love, & Misunderstanding (2012) " It's better than getting stuck with Battleship. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jun 8, 2012
2.5/4 74% Prometheus (2012) " For a movie about something as monumental and controversial as the origins of life, Prometheus intentionally is a muted, very unemotional movie." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jun 8, 2012
2.5/4 48% Snow White and the Huntsman (2012) " Theron saved it from being as pretty and vacant as Paris Hilton. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jun 1, 2012
3.5/4 94% Moonrise Kingdom (2012) " Another great film from Anderson, and the beginning of a fantastic career for Hayward. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted May 31, 2012
2/4 70% Men in Black III (2012) " The world hasn't been craving another Men In Black sequel as much as Will Smith's agent. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted May 25, 2012
1/4 22% What to Expect When You're Expecting (2012) " It is the birth control of movies. What To Expect When You're Expecting could scare you away from having a baby for life. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted May 18, 2012
.5/4 34% Battleship (2012) " Taylor Kitsch might be trying to fire his agent as we speak." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted May 18, 2012
2.5/4 58% The Dictator (2012) " Cohen is an equal opportunity humorist. It feels like half the audience is unhappy half the time, while the other half is laughing uproariously half the time." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted May 16, 2012
.5/4 38% Dark Shadows (2012) " If it wasn't for Twilight, I might be blaming Tim Burton and Johnny Depp for ruining vampires. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted May 11, 2012
4/4 93% Marvel's The Avengers (2012) " Gets the summer movie season off to the kind of start that will make The Amazing Spider-Man and Battleship quake with insecurity." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted May 4, 2012
1.5/4 80% Get the Gringo (2012) " Get The Gringo isn't exactly the movie that will make you forget all of Gibson's personal travails. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted May 1, 2012
3.5/4 86% The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2012) " Delivers all of the laughs, giggles and guffaws land lubbers like us want in a silly film like this. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Apr 27, 2012
2/4 23% The Raven (2012) " If it wasn't for Cusack, you would be sneaking out the back door of the theater to sneak into another showing of The Hunger Games. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Apr 27, 2012
1/4 64% The Five-Year Engagement (2012) " A series of funny scenes and funny lines, but it doesn't all add up to a good, funny, solid, romantic movie." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Apr 27, 2012
1.5/4 22% Darling Companion (2012) " The have given us a dog movie without a dog! " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Apr 27, 2012
2/4 20% The Lucky One (2012) " It's easy to get lucky when you look like Zac Efron." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Apr 20, 2012
2/4 53% Think Like a Man (2012) " Even though we have too many characters and too many subplots to follow the movie still comes up short on material. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Apr 20, 2012
3/4 92% The Cabin in the Woods (2012) " May be the strangest, yet, oddly compelling movie you will ever see in your life." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Apr 13, 2012
2.5/4 38% Lockout (Unrated) (2012) " It is amazing to watch Pearce, who might be one hundred times better than the rest of Lockout. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Apr 13, 2012
.5/4 51% The Three Stooges (2012) " Ultimately, you aren't watching THE Three Stooges. You are watching three guys do an impression of THE Three Stooges. It's like Nickelback doing a cover of a Beatles song. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Apr 13, 2012
3/4 87% Bully (2012) " Don't let that circus about the Bully's rating obscure the quality of the movie. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Apr 13, 2012
1/4 44% American Reunion (2012) " American Reunion is like most reunions. You are kind of shocked at who lost their hair, who got fat, who got divorced and realize you should have skipped it altogether. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Apr 5, 2012
1.5/4 26% Wrath of the Titans (2012) " Where's The Kraken? " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Mar 30, 2012
3/4 85% The Hunger Games (2012) " I have to admit, I rushed home after the movie to find out what happens in the next couple of books (thank you, internet). " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Mar 22, 2012
3/4 44% Casa de mi padre (2012) " I can't say the world was crying out for a parody of Spanish language Telenovelas, but this is the best one you will ever see. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Mar 16, 2012
3/4 85% 21 Jump Street (2012) " I am ashamed at how much I laughed at this movie. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Mar 16, 2012
2.5/4 53% Being Flynn (2012) " If you love watching De Niro, Being Flynn is the movie for you. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Mar 9, 2012
2.5/4 67% Salmon Fishing in the Yemen (2012) " When trying to be lighthearted, fun, and quirky, it is the kind of entertaining, cute movie that can take you away from the troubles of life." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Mar 9, 2012
.5/4 41% Silent House (2012) " A movie with plenty of promise, but it never gets going. Nothing more than a series of possible shocks, and they don't deliver many shocks. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Mar 9, 2012
.5/4 51% John Carter (2012) " If John Carter was a date, you would be running off to the bathroom to call a friend, so the friend would call you ten minutes later with an "emergency", so you could get away. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Mar 9, 2012
.5/4 25% Act of Valor (2012) " The Navy SEALs deserve better." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Feb 24, 2012
1.5/4 26% This Means War (2012) " Who are we supposed to root for, or is it all about the explosions and hunky guys showing off their well groomed eyebrows?" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Feb 17, 2012
2.5/4 53% Safe House (2012) " You're going to love seeing Reynolds and Washington teamed together, I just wish the script gave them more to do. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Feb 10, 2012
2/4 30% The Vow (2012) " Not as heinous and mushy as dudes fear, and not as romantic and dreamy as the ladies might be hoping." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Feb 10, 2012
3/4 74% Big Miracle (2012) " Wins most of us over by being nice about 90% of the time." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Feb 3, 2012
3.5/4 65% The Woman in Black (2012) " More frightening than Kathie Lee Gifford without her makeup. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Feb 3, 2012
4/4 56% Albert Nobbs (2012) " Close earned that Oscar nomination, and seeing the movie will convince you of it as she gives the performance of a lifetime." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 27, 2012
2/4 32% Man on a Ledge (2012) " Certainly defies logic, but does find a way to hook the audience into wondering how this whole massive scheme is going to end. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 27, 2012
1/4 79% The Grey (2012) " The wolves look phony. If you want the audience to get all scared, the predators need to be more ferocious than Scooby Doo. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 27, 2012
2.5/4 80% Haywire (2012) " One of the benefits is Carano's screen presence and an ability to kick booty approaching that of Jason Statham. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 20, 2012
2.5/4 39% Red Tails (2012) " Some exciting action as the pilots engage in daring dog fights and aerial maneuvers. Plus, this is one of the finest acting ensembles put together for any movie. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 20, 2012
4/4 46% Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (2012) " One of the most emotional movies you will ever see in your life. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 20, 2012
4/4 72% Carnage (2011) " One of those movies that tears back the curtain of civility to reveal what people truly think and feel, which leads to plenty of hearty laughs and some shocks." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 13, 2012
3/4 52% The Iron Lady (2012) " If it wasn't for Streep, The Iron Lady wouldn't be nearly compelling and comprehensive enough. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 13, 2012
2.5/4 51% Contraband (2012) " An enjoyable movie when you don't have high expectations. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 13, 2012
3/4 56% In the Land of Blood and Honey (2011) " A daring and ambitious undertaking for a first time writer and director" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 13, 2012
0/4 6% The Devil Inside (2012) " The ending for The Devil Inside was so bad and people were jeering so loudly you would have thought Mel Gibson just walked into the synagogue on Saturday. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Jan 5, 2012
4/4 98% The Artist (2011) " It's about more than the gimmick, and The Artist will be calling to you, entrancing you and making you feel the love. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 22, 2011
4/4 67% We Bought a Zoo (2011) " Sure, some if it may be a bit too cute for words, but the smile on your face will overcome the feelings of Bah Humbug that might be trying to sneak out of you. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 22, 2011
1/4 77% War Horse (2011) " They should call it Bore Horse." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 22, 2011
3/4 75% The Adventures of Tintin (2011) " A comic book adventure without much nuance or subtlety,but those action scenes make the movie. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 21, 2011
3/4 86% The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011) " Practically screams out that it wants to be cool, and succeeds most of the time. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 21, 2011
3/4 93% Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011) " Watching Cruise as Hunt climb the tallest building in the world stands out as one of the greatest scenes in movies in 2011." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 21, 2011
4/4 83% Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011) " James Bond is the face of British super spies, but Gary Oldman might be the only guy cool enough to challenge him for the crown." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 16, 2011
4/4 80% Young Adult (2011) " Theron is amazingly, absolutely fabulous" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 16, 2011
2.5/4 60% Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) " It's like a big, fancy fireworks display. It doesn't have any real meaning or intellectual challenges, but you enjoy watching the pretty lights. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 16, 2011
1.5/4 22% The Sitter (2011) " Jonah Hill is a charming and hilarious guy who makes this movie funnier than it really is. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 9, 2011
.5/4 7% New Year's Eve (2011) " The band abandoned Bon Jovi and let him make this movie on his own, showing Richie Sambora has higher standards than Robert DeNiro." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Dec 9, 2011
4/4 96% The Muppets (2011) " Don't call it a comeback. The Muppets never went away." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 23, 2011
3/4 91% Arthur Christmas (2011) " Equal parts old fashioned heart and new fashioned sass and visual stimulus" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 23, 2011
2.5/4 84% My Week with Marilyn (2011) " Everyone keeps talking about how Michelle Williams is magnificent as Marilyn Monroe. And, she is. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 23, 2011
3.5/4 89% The Descendants (2011) " George Clooney shows up for Oscar season more reliably than Elmer Fudd shows up for the first day of Rabbit Season (or maybe that's Duck Season)" — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 18, 2011
1/4 24% Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) " This is the one where things start to get silly." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 18, 2011
4/4 44% J. Edgar (2011) " It's about more than the dress." — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 11, 2011
0/4 77% Melancholia (2011) " I see Lars Von Trier movies to remind me why I hate Lars Von Trier movies. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 11, 2011
0/4 3% Jack and Jill (2011) " Not so much a movie, but a challenge to your soul. Maybe it is designed to make us wonder if there is a God, and if he will save you from this disaster. He won't. " — WaffleMovies.com
Posted Nov 11, 2011
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