Hi, y'all! I'm new to this group, and happy to announce that FINAlLY, my guy D and I release our very first and, indeed, quite SWEET and remarkably high-quality, fine and lovely and rawwwther veddy veddy witty, much-anticipated, long-awaited creature-feature-length riff!
DogKnob presents The Trollenberg Terror (aka The Crawling Eye)!
This 1958 CLASSIC b-rate sci-fi/horror/thriller, set high in the sinister Swiss Alps, where the air is fresh and the cheese is free and the Crawling Eyeballs from Outer Space seem to be geting EXTREMELY irritable for some reason lately, is the very SAME film that MST3K chose as THEIR very first riff ever!
So we just used all their lines... the way we see it, NO ONE will EVER notice!
Yes indeed, it is the VERY SAME RIFF!--except mit PIE!
OK, all seriousness aside... it's an original riff, it's really funny in one or two spots, we believe--and it's only a bit naughty, actually; I mean, it's just the RIGHT amount of naughtiness...
Because we here at Dogknob KNOW how to use naughtiness skillfully and sparingly, like a spice; we like to fancy ourselves master chefs who have crafted a clever confection for the amusement and delight of the cuddly befuddled masses, who yearn for something OTHER, something DIFFERENT, something NEW and FRESH and EXCITING!...
And here at DogKnob Laboratories, We're Making The Future Funnier!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, within this AMAZING VIDEO PRESENTATION you'll find SEX n' DAMES (TWINS!) n' DRUGS n' ROCK N' ROLL! There's ALIEN EYEBALLS from OUTER SPACE, there's REALLY BAD high opera (high being the key word here) and a HELLUVA lotta SWEET SWISS SHIZZLE goes up in smoke as the world TREMBLES in the balance!...
And best of all, absolutely NO pictures, or even the most minor mention, of Britney Spears' Vagina! That's RIGHT! This riff is GUARANTEED TOTALLY BSV-FREE!!!
So come join Forrest Tucker and friends, and D and me, HIGH in the Swiss Alps, for an Eyeball-Palooza of sneaky freaky creepy-crawly Britney-Spears'-Vagina-less FUN!
Or just check out the sample trailers; that's pretty good fun too!
(There are 6 different ones in all, including a lil' music video and the Shizzle Clip!)
We'd sure appreciate any input!
Enjoy!
Danielle
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cjsmovies on 12/6/09 at 10:14 PM
Classic.
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Dave S. on 12/6/09 at 10:33 PM
Agreed! :)
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