NAME: Dynamite, Black
LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS: Black Dynamite (2009), alias Michael Jai White.
HISTORY: Vietnam veteran, the best CIA agent that the CIA ever had, neighborhood do-gooder. Brought out of retirement after the gang murder of his undercover brother, with the streets subsequently flooded with drugs.
THREAT ASSESSMENT: The Agency recommends that you kill this guy, like, right now. Drawing from a skill list that includes +10 Mighty Hand Cannon and boosted Righteous Sexual Magnetism, Agent Dynamite uncovered the unpleasant fact that the Agency (acting on behalf of Richard Nixon) is behind everything bad that happens ever. Oops. The Agency would like to remind you that the document you are reading right now doesn't really exist. In fact, go ahead, swallow your monitor.