How reptilian screw-up Greedo came to be a bounty hunter for the galaxy's most powerful crime lord is a mystery for the ages. After cornering his mark, rogue smuggler Han Solo, in a cantina booth, the would-be assassin is obviously unfamiliar with the directive "Put your hands where I can see them," while also committing the beginner's mistake of yammering on about how much he's been looking forward to the kill -- thus allowing Solo to casually remove his blaster and dispose of him. And don't even get us started on the other version, in which Greedo's so unprofessional he misses his target at point-blank range...
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