Character: Zohan
Movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan

What you'll need:

• Bad, feathered hair with a whisper of a mullet
• Codpiece
• Tacky loafers or sandals
• Ironic t-shirt of a major pop act (Mariah, Madonna, Backstreet Boys, etc)
• Goatee
• Jeans cut into hot pants
• Blow dryer

Don't quite have the physique to pull off a Mossad agent-turned-hairdressing ladies man? No worries: there are plenty of outrageous elements to this costume that'll drive home the fact that you are the Zohan. The goatee is a must. Cut up some old jeans into scandalous hot pants and slip it on over the codpiece. Comb through your drawer of embarrassment or hit up your local thrift store for a concert T-shirt; the cheesier, the better. Slip on a pair of comfy slides and show off those muscled, hairy gams. Finally, the hair must be styled just right, though a wig may be preferable. Sling an Uzi over your shoulder and grab Zohan’s most dangerous weapon: the blow dryer.

Classic line: "I just want to make people silky-smooth!"