From: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series
Urgency: It's October 31st and you're in the car on the way to a party
What you'll need:
You read Rotten Tomatoes. That means you're one of the cool kids. And cool kids have strong opinions on Armond White, iPhones, and internet memes. This Halloween, show off your worldly knowledge of the information superhighway with a getup that celebrates the latest meme rage: the Teenage Mutant Ninja Nose (link), stemming from a Tumblr collection of Ninja Turtles drawn on famous people's noses. As you take a long look in the mirror asking why you procrastinated on getting a costume, take this opportunity to get creative! Do you have a mustache? Suddenly you're Tom Selleck with Raphael nose. You bald? Then now you're Louis C.K. with a sculpted Michaelanglo schnozz. In this economy, two half-assed costumes is all anybody asks for.