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Fernando F. Croce |
Heavy on moronic mysticism and light on imagination, excitement, and shot-to-shot coherence
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| Aug., 27 2009 12:55 AM
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CinePassion |
 1/5
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Kamal 'The Diva' Larsuel |
10,000 BC takes film making back to the stone age...
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| Aug., 03 2009 03:02 PM
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3BlackChicks Review |
 1/4
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Mike Scott |
Brace yourself for a mammoth disappointment.
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| Jul., 24 2009 07:06 AM
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Times-Picayune |
 1.5/4
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Austin Kennedy |
People expecting a fun action movie will be severely disappointed. If you get drunk with some buddies and go to make fun of it, you might like it more. But that doesn't make it a good movie
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| Jul., 22 2008 12:05 PM
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Sin Magazine |
 3/5
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Karina Montgomery |
Would make a good drinking game; silly fun but not "good." A critic sitting near me snorted in derision at my "the costumes kicked ass," but I won't back down. They were really cool.
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| Jul., 17 2008 10:29 PM
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Cinerina |
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Ryan Cracknell |
I can't help but think that 10,000 BC started out as an idea that sounded like, "Wouldn't it be cool if we had wooly mammoths and saber toothed tigers and people all in the same movie?" and went from there.
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| Jun., 28 2008 10:23 PM
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Movie Views |
 0/4
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Willie Waffle |
A disaster that can't even get the computer generated images right.
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| Jun., 20 2008 09:26 PM
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WaffleMovies.com |
 4/10
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John J. Puccio |
...most of the film is simply a matter of waiting for it to end.
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| Jun., 17 2008 01:39 PM
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DVDTown.com |
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Prairie Miller |
Ready to rumble, scantily clad Neanderthals gone wild, gliding around the globe faster than high speed Internet. And while dodging seemingly nearsighted menacing reptiles with bad manners, whose oversized choppers repeatedly miss their mark.
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| Jun., 14 2008 07:32 AM
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NewsBlaze |
 1.5/5
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Robert Davis |
But the folks who made 10,000 B.C. have filled their film with a sub-Disney plot and inserted a few measly slivers of action that hardly warrant all the mystical hubbub and romantic angst.
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| Jun., 08 2008 07:10 PM
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Paste Magazine |
 B
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Robert Roten |
It was a pleasant surprise.
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| Jun., 02 2008 07:37 PM
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Laramie Movie Scope |
 1.5/5
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Adam Tobias |
In fact, while sitting through this banal attempt at a big-scale epic, I could not help but go through a checklist in my mind of all the movies "10,000 B.C." borrows from.
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| May., 20 2008 06:43 PM
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Watertown Daily Times |
 1/5
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Chris Laverty |
If you absolutely must endure 10,000 BC, do as we did and take along a pencil - jabbing the nib in your eye might be the only way to regain a sense of feeling after the dumbest, naffest cinematic violation of your life.
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| May., 13 2008 03:06 PM
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Mansized |
 0/5
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Kevin McCarthy |
The filmmakers should be ashamed of themselves for even allowing this movie to enter a movie theatre. It was like a bad made for TV special that you would see on ABC or NBC.
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| May., 12 2008 09:25 PM
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BDK Reviews |
 1/5
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Joseph Proimakis |
ena matso kakomoirides sernontai stin ammo kai ton ilio, s' ena ftino, proheiro, afeles kai kakogoysto deigma karampinatis gerontikis anoias toy Emmerich
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| May., 06 2008 03:44 AM
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Movies for the Masses |
 0/5
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Bob Grimm |
One of the worst movies I've ever seen.
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| May., 04 2008 01:18 AM
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Tucson Weekly |
 0.5/4
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Stefan Birgir Stefansson |
crap, and more crap in a crap bucket
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| May., 02 2008 01:08 PM
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sbs.is |
 1/5
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Mike Sage |
The actors speak in fluent anachronistic English. The dialogue is prehistoric but not in the way Emmerich intended.
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| Apr., 15 2008 06:42 PM
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Peterborough This Week |
 0/4
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Walter Chaw |
It's a film that countryman Uwe Boll would have made had he the budget and the cinematographer
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| Apr., 02 2008 05:24 PM
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Film Freak Central |
 2.5/4
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Lori Hoffman |
I enjoyed the movie, so it qualifies as a mammoth guilty pleasure
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| Mar., 27 2008 01:15 PM
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Atlantic City Weekly |