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10,000 B.C. Reviews

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Robert Roten
Laramie Movie Scope

It was a pleasant surprise.

Full Review Source: Laramie Movie Scope | Original Score: B

June 2, 2008
Lori Hoffman
Atlantic City Weekly

I enjoyed the movie, so it qualifies as a mammoth guilty pleasure

Full Review Source: Atlantic City Weekly | Original Score: 2.5/4

March 27, 2008
Andrea Chase
Killer Movie Reviews

strictly a popcorn flick version of Joseph Campell's hero's journey that looks great even as it plays fast and very loose with geography, biology, and anything else that gets in its way

Full Review Source: Killer Movie Reviews | Original Score: 3/5

March 16, 2008
Sukhdev Sandhu
Daily Telegraph

Roland Emmerich's prehistoric odyssey 10,000 BC is his silliest, most preposterous blockbuster to date. But it's lots of fun, too.

Full Review Source: Daily Telegraph

March 14, 2008

Take the kids along; unless you want them to grow up to be palaeontologists.

Full Review Source: BBC | Original Score: 3/5

March 14, 2008

Empire Magazine

The mammoths aren't all that is wild and woolly in this innocent, old-fashioned, amusingly self-important, entertainingly mad, rip-snorting throwback to vintage Saturday matinee fare.

Full Review Source: Empire Magazine | Original Score: 3/5

March 14, 2008
Ken Fox
TV Guide's Movie Guide

Too dumb to take seriously, but just silly enough to be sort of fun.

Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | Original Score: 2.5/4

March 7, 2008
Kenneth Turan
Los Angeles Times
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Outrageous and outlandish, Emmerich's 10,000 BC is easy to mock, but it is so cheerfully shameless and terminally silly that you have to admire its effrontery and accept its creator... as a certified crackpot visionary.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Original Score: 3/5

March 7, 2008
Steve Crum
Video-Reviewmaster.com

CGI effects are letter perfect believable. The opening mastodon hunt/stampede is as good as effects seen in the recent 'King Kong,' greatly enhancing the film.

Full Review | Original Score: B-

March 6, 2008
David Foucher
EDGE Boston

The little-prehistoric-epic-that-could actually delivers an entertaining couple of hours.

Full Review Source: EDGE Boston | Original Score: B+

March 6, 2008
Kirk Honeycutt
Hollywood Reporter
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Digital imagery imagines a striking prehistoric world for these back-to-basics heroes, villains and raging beasts.

March 6, 2008
Michael Phillips
Chicago Tribune
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Sometimes you have a hankering for a slab of 10,000-year-old cheese. Here it is, on a cracker.

Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune | Original Score: 3/4

March 6, 2008
Ali Gray
TheShiznit.co.uk

A lousier adventure movie you won't find this year: 10,000 B.C. belongs, if not back in the stone age, then at least back in the mid '90s, where this sort of mindless, effects-driven drivel is best left.

Full Review Source: TheShiznit.co.uk | Original Score: 2/5

October 14, 2012
Ben Kenigsberg
Time Out Chicago

All [Emmerich] cares about is not being boring. On that level, he succeeds.

Full Review Source: Time Out Chicago | Original Score: 2/5

April 3, 2012
Chris Bumbray
JoBlo's Movie Emporium

One of the biggest problems with the film is the casting.

Full Review Source: JoBlo's Movie Emporium | Original Score: 4/10

February 14, 2012
Ben Kenigsberg
Time Out
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Full Review Source: Time Out | Original Score: 2/5

November 17, 2011
Nick Rogers
Suite101.com

Some backgrounds look as though Roland Emmerich and crew broke into a museum after hours and filmed in dioramas. Rather than a disaster film, this was just plain disaster - a departure from Emmerich's usually effective milieu and his most moronic movie.

Full Review Source: Suite101.com | Original Score: .5/4

September 25, 2010
Cynthia Fuchs
Common Sense Media

Violent, poorly conceived prehistoric action.

Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Original Score: 1/5

August 24, 2010
Fernando F. Croce
CinePassion

Heavy on moronic mysticism and light on imagination, excitement, and shot-to-shot coherence

Full Review Source: CinePassion

August 27, 2009
Kamal 'The Diva' Larsuel
3BlackChicks Review

10,000 BC takes film making back to the stone age...

Full Review Source: 3BlackChicks Review | Original Score: 1/5

August 3, 2009
James O'Ehley
Sci-Fi Movie Page
July 5, 2012
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