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A Tale of Two Pizzas

A Tale of Two Pizzas (2003)

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20

Average Rating: 3.3/10
Critic Reviews: 5
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 4

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Two warring families are brought together by love and pizza in this romantic comedy. Vito Rossi (Vincent Pastore) and Frank Bianco (Frank Vincent) are two men who used to work together in the same pizza parlor in Yonkers, NY, but when their mentor Emilio (Louis Guss) retired, he decided to give his secret formula for perfect crust to Vito, and his recipe for the best sauce in town to Frank. Now the two men are bitter rivals, each running their own pizza place and constantly battling over who has

PG,

Comedy

Jun 26, 2007

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Any way you slice it, A Tale of Two Pizzas is so ineptly written and directed that it's pretty soggy entertainment.

October 7, 2005
New York Post
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Though it bears absolutely no relation to real life, this sweetly silly modern fairy tale possesses just enough charm to endear itself to secret sentimentalists.

October 7, 2005 Full Review Source: New York Daily News
New York Daily News
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Amid all the discussion of crust and sauce and the proper consistency of each, A Tale of Two Pizzas lays on the cheese way too thick.

October 6, 2005
New York Times
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Auds might do better having this one delivered.

October 4, 2005 Full Review Source: Variety
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Innocuous but forgettable.

October 4, 2005 Full Review Source: Village Voice
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A sweet little film with heart.

October 22, 2005 Full Review Source: Film Journal International
Film Journal International

There is some trite Italian-American stereotypes on display, and the interstitial animated sequences have nothing to do with the plot and drag down this otherwise sprightly comedy.

October 7, 2005 Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide
TV Guide's Movie Guide

For what the film had to work with -- a thin script -- it flawlessly achieved what it set it out to do.

June 11, 2004 Full Review Source: Ozus' World Movie Reviews
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