• PG, 1 hr. 22 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Vinnie Sassone
    In Theaters:
    Nov 7, 2003 Wide
    On DVD:
    Jun 26, 2007

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A Tale of Two Pizzas Reviews

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Lou Lumenick
New York Post
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Any way you slice it, A Tale of Two Pizzas is so ineptly written and directed that it's pretty soggy entertainment.

| Original Score: 1/4

October 7, 2005
Ronnie Scheib
Variety
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Auds might do better having this one delivered.

Full Review Source: Variety

October 4, 2005
Matt Singer
Village Voice
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Innocuous but forgettable.

Full Review Source: Village Voice

October 4, 2005
Ned Martel
New York Times
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Amid all the discussion of crust and sauce and the proper consistency of each, A Tale of Two Pizzas lays on the cheese way too thick.

| Original Score: 2/5

October 6, 2005
Ken Fox
TV Guide's Movie Guide

There is some trite Italian-American stereotypes on display, and the interstitial animated sequences have nothing to do with the plot and drag down this otherwise sprightly comedy.

Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | Original Score: 2/4

October 7, 2005
Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

For what the film had to work with -- a thin script -- it flawlessly achieved what it set it out to do.

Full Review Source: Ozus' World Movie Reviews | Original Score: B

June 11, 2004
Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News
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Though it bears absolutely no relation to real life, this sweetly silly modern fairy tale possesses just enough charm to endear itself to secret sentimentalists.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | Original Score: 2/4

October 7, 2005
Harry Haun
Film Journal International

A sweet little film with heart.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International

October 22, 2005
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