Any way you slice it, A Tale of Two Pizzas is so ineptly written and directed that it's pretty soggy entertainment.
| Original Score: 1/4
Auds might do better having this one delivered.
Innocuous but forgettable.
Amid all the discussion of crust and sauce and the proper consistency of each, A Tale of Two Pizzas lays on the cheese way too thick.
| Original Score: 2/5
There is some trite Italian-American stereotypes on display, and the interstitial animated sequences have nothing to do with the plot and drag down this otherwise sprightly comedy.
| Original Score: 2/4
For what the film had to work with -- a thin script -- it flawlessly achieved what it set it out to do.
| Original Score: B
Though it bears absolutely no relation to real life, this sweetly silly modern fairy tale possesses just enough charm to endear itself to secret sentimentalists.
A sweet little film with heart.