You watch this brain-dead film in a similar state yourself, until its culmination at--where else?--the cheesiest of masked balls.
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Eternal (2005)
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Reviews Counted:33
Fresh:7
Rotten:26
Average Rating:3.7/10
Consensus: Even by the standards of camp, Eternal fails to entertain.
Theatrical Release:Aug 26, 2005 Limited
Synopsis: When the wife of Montreal vice cop Raymond Pope disappears, the trail leads him to the home of Elizabeth Kane, a disturbingly beautiful woman who taunts him with information, but denies him any... [More]
Starring: Conrad Pla, Caroline Néron, Victoria Sanchez, Liane Balaban
Director: Wilhelm Liebenberg
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12/06/05
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09/26/05
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09/24/05
Top CriticBut for all its exposed skin, the film's pulse is hard to find.
09/22/05
Neron and Pla look like porn stars and have about the same level of acting ability.
09/16/05
...this whole production might as well just be a music video featuring everything Elizabeth from lusting for blood to bathing in it and the process involved.
09/13/05
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09/10/05
Top CriticETERNAL is a sexy and stylish horror thriller from Canada that unfortunately seems to be re-treading all-too-familiar territory. It gets points for its lavish production design, but very little for originality or real horror.
09/10/05
Eternal is only occasionally completely stupid...but it's never very bright either.
09/08/05
This oddball mixture of bloodsucking horror and soft-core porn is both objectively terrible and perversely fascinating.
09/04/05
There's no camp in this vamp; the lady, and the film, is a tramp.
09/02/05
Top CriticIt was cooler when it was called Basic Instinct.
09/02/05
Top Criticthe photography only creates a sense of suspense that something worth seeing may eventually appear
09/02/05
That the acting is stilted and that the filmmakers and especially Pla take themselves so seriously serves to make Eternal deliriously silly camp fare.
09/01/05
Top CriticConrad Pla turns in a performance of such staggering ineptitude that it almost (key word: almost) reaches a so-bad-it’s-good, Plan 9 From Outer Space brilliance.
09/01/05
A desperate cop is in over his head under the spell of a reincarnated lesbian vampire with great hair.
09/01/05
I wouldn't recommend this for theatrical viewing, but as late night cable fare, it's an acceptable way for an insomniac to pass two hours.
09/01/05
Top CriticJust by being true to the legend, as if Erszebet had truly lived, Eternal is an interesting work, an erotic thriller with a supernatural bent.
08/30/05
Perfect for watching on video on a cool Cape Cod night, but maybe not so arousing in an arthouse for 10 bucks and change.
08/29/05
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