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The Salon (2005)
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Reviews Counted:32
Fresh:4
Rotten:28
Average Rating:3.5/10
Consensus: Having been delayed several years, The Salon's pop culture references are stale and its story and characters were better done in the Barbershop series.
Rated: PG-13 [See Full Rating] for crude and sexual content, language and some thematic material.
Runtime: 1 hr 39 mins
Genre: Comedies
Theatrical Release:May 11, 2007 Limited
Box Office: $92,362
Synopsis: At the epicenter of the neighborhood is Jenny's beauty salon, where women flock to get made over and to feel at home. For owner Jenny (Vivica A. Fox) and her loyal patrons, it's more than just a... At the epicenter of the neighborhood is Jenny's beauty salon, where women flock to get made over and to feel at home. For owner Jenny (Vivica A. Fox) and her loyal patrons, it's more than just a business; it's a community fixture. But all this quickly comes under threat when a good-looking businessman arrives at the salon to warn Jenny of corporate sharks driving out local shops. While deeply protective of her salon, Jenny faces a predicament when she finds herself attracted to the man relaying the message. [More]
Starring: Vivica A. Fox, Darrin Dewitt Henson, Kym Whitley, Terrence Howard
Starring: Vivica A. Fox, Darrin Dewitt Henson, Kym Whitley, Terrence Howard, Monica Calhoun
Director: Mark Brown
Director: Mark Brown
Screenwriter: Mark Brown
Producer: Mark Brown, Vivica A. Fox, Carl Craig
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Reviews for The Salon
The movie was shot more than three years before its release, and it shows, as when the salon's resident golddigger says: "Anna Nicole Smith -- I aspire to be just like her."
The unremitting jokes and insults between blacks and whites, gays and straights, might make the hair on your head (and arms) press and curl from all of the crass and overdone sass.
Vivica A. Fox proves to be a warm and appealing anchor for sometimes sitcom-level silliness.
Talks its way to a tedious, predictable conclusion that offers more yawns than laughs.
I've seen porn with better dialogue and SNL sketches with less amateur production values.
The movie is a little windy and over-the-top, and the gossipy references to J-Lo and Anna Nicole Smith are woefully outdated.
The movie includes a few good one-liners, but that's really all it is -- a forum for putdowns and sassy dialogues.
What felt like joyful camaraderie in Barbershop comes across here as nasty bickering.
The Salon had any genuine sass clipped out of it to fit a PG-13 rating.
This is one of those films where everything simply feels wrong, from the clunky dialogue to the obvious staging.
The film's feisty cast and generally sunny outlook make for warm and reassuring comfort viewing, the equivalent of a straight-from-the-box dish of mac and cheese.
Rare indeed, for women to talk back and take over the screen, and these sisters aren't putting up with any of it, from bourgie sellouts and the white girl thing, to decking a local pimp. Way to go, babee!
This movie abruptly becomes a too-convenient black history lesson, complete with a truly egregious deus ex machina. The Salon is a cut below.
Despite all the stock characters and scenarios, Fox and company manage to bring things to life. And cut some hair.
At least Norbit tried to come up with fresh new awfulness instead of idling in these familiar old ruts.
The best scenes in Barbershop featured incisive discussions of current events. Here, the closest brush with topicality is a reference to Eddie Griffin.
The main problem with the movie is the by now shopworn nature of its setting.
A feeble dramedy about a Baltimore beauty shop where someone should come in to sweep up the clichés.
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