Critic Review - BrianOrndorf.com

We've all been here before: scarcely-lit, acid-washed cinematography; dreamlike storytelling; absurdly pitched performances; a lauded Asian filmmaker making his American debut; and plenty of CG snap to the bloodletting.

August 2, 2008 Full Review Source: BrianOrndorf.com | Comments (8)
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darkko

daniel heidt

this guy, brian orndorf, is a bonified idiot. this movie is excelllent. it doesn't even sound like he's actually even seen the film from his review. also, pluck your eyebrows ya ugly homo.

Aug 3 - 11:33 AM

wbgoose13

William Goss

Wait a second... the guy who can't spell 'bonafide' is calling Brian an idiot? Now that's a burn!

Aug 4 - 07:51 PM

darkko

daniel heidt

omg! a spelling error! i've been so totally pwned!

Aug 5 - 12:29 PM

kilgannon24

angel vazquez

Dude chill out,its just the dudes opinion...there's no need to be insulting the guy for not liking the film

Aug 6 - 01:08 AM

sublimej311

lloyd christmas

This movie was so bad it's funny. I can't imagine how it even got 4 fresh reviews.

Aug 11 - 10:11 PM

telove

rob ot

The spelling mistake was funny, but the massive amounts of irony in "pluck your eyebrows ya ugly homo" is fricken hilarious.

Oct 10 - 10:34 PM

Ian R.

Ian Richardson

what's funny to me, is that everything Brian said about Meat Train in his opening:
"We've all been here before: scarcely-lit, acid-washed cinematography; dreamlike storytelling; absurdly pitched performances; a lauded Asian filmmaker making his American debut; and plenty of CG snap to the bloodletting."
that describes exactly the kind of horror that sounds good.
Why the bad score? I bet he liked When A Stranger Calls...

Oct 30 - 12:26 AM

VIVsectVI

James Silvey

Perhaps different people like different things? Think you can wrap your head around that concept?

Feb 28 - 11:58 PM

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