Devoid of personality and full of characters so one-dimensional that they aren’t even worth mentioning in this review, Whiteout is a movie that sees no-one emerge with any credit.
Whiteout (2009)
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Reviews Counted:102
Fresh:6
Rotten:96
Average Rating:3.4/10
Consensus: Kate Beckinsale is as lovely as ever, and does her best with the material, but moribund pacing and an uninspired plot leave Whiteout in the cold.
Rated: R [See Full Rating] for violence, grisly images, brief strong language and some nudity.
Genre: Horror/Suspense
Theatrical Release:Sep 11, 2009 Wide
Box Office: $10,235,867
Synopsis:
Antarctica...
The most isolated landmass on Earth
90° S. latitude, zero E. longitude
Six million square miles of ice
...
Antarctica...
The most isolated landmass on Earth
90° S. latitude, zero E. longitude
Six million square miles of ice
Six months of darkness
Temperatures at minus-120 degrees
Winds at 100 miles per hour
Nature never intended you to survive here.
For U.S. Marshal Carrie Stetko, things are about to get even more dangerous. The only law enforcement in this unforgiving territory, she has just been sent to investigate a body on the ice. Antarctica's first homicide. A shocking discovery in itself, it will plunge her into an even more bizarre mystery and the revelation of secrets long-buried under the endless ice...secrets that someone believes are still worth killing for.
As Stetko races to find the killer before he finds her, winter is already closing in. In the deadly Antarctic whiteout, she won't see him till he's a breath away. --© Warner Bros
Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Gabriel Macht, Tom Skerritt, Columbus Short
Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Gabriel Macht, Tom Skerritt, Columbus Short, Alex O'Loughlin
Director: Dominic Sena
Director: Dominic Sena
Screenwriter: Jon Hoeber, Erich Hoeber, Chad Hayes, Carey W. Hayes
Producer: Joel Silver, Susan Downey
Composer: John Frizzell
Studio: Warner Bros.
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Reviews for Whiteout
What's missing from Whiteout is the pervasive sense of paranoia that you'd expect, or hope for, from a thriller set on the coldest and most isolated land mass on the planet.
Its worst offense is assuming the audience is so dumb that it'll be shocked by one of the most telegraphed endings in movie history. On second thought, maybe the filmmakers got their wish: Whiteout is shocking, shockingly bad.
By eliminating so many suspects before the obligatory drawing-room denouement and final deadly confrontation, it's a given that the audience will feel cheated when the real bad guy turns out to be the only possible contender.
With plotholes you could drive a snowplough through and as eventful as an Antarctic winter, Whiteout is less a whodunit than a getonwithit.
Set in Antarctica, but unbelievably boring. I kept hoping for something unexpected to show up, like a killer penguin, but it never did.
Hobbled by a ruinously slow start, an utter lack of excitement and a twist ending that everyone will see coming, we're left with one of the year's worst.
The first sight the audience gets of the Brit star is her stripping to her undies, pointing her perfectly-shaped rear to the camera then stepping into the shower. It's one of Whiteout's three highlights.
Apart from a lascivious shot of his scantily clad star, director Dominic Sena keeps the action fairly swift under blizzard-like conditions: at times we seem to be watching people fight inside a snow globe.
Whiteout has a good premise and a likeable lead, but it goes rapidly downhill and is ultimately disappointing.
This generic snowbound thriller desperately wants to remind you of Insomnia, but it's not worth losing much sleep over.
Lacks sufficient thrills, chills and intrigue as it grows into an increasingly ludicrous and inane mess, even if you're willing to suspend your disbelief for 101 minutes.
Characters flail their way through the snow and we squint to see what's going on only to discover that what's going on is pretty much nothing.
The film's been sitting on the shelf for 2 1/2 years; maybe it went bad?
like keeping a refrigerator door open, [director Dominic Sena] lets out all the fear and suspense.
Perhaps it would have been better if I'd blacked out for most of Whiteout.
.Little more than an extended episode of "C.S.I. Antarctica," "Whiteout" is a film that couldn't be more boring and uninteresting if it tried and if there is one thing that it most certainly doesn't do, it is try.
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