• PG, 1 hr. 42 min.
  • Drama, Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Andrew Bergman
    In Theaters:
    Jul 20, 1990 Wide
    On DVD:
    Jun 30, 1998
  • Sony Pictures Home Entertainment

The Freshman Quotes

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    1. Clark Kellogg: I'm getting too old for this nonsense.
    – Submitted by Adam O (18 months ago)
    1. Victor Ray: [hands Clark a fake passport] Is that a piece of work or what?
    2. Clark Kellogg: What is this? 'Rodolfo Lasparri'?
    – Submitted by Adam O (18 months ago)
    1. Clark Kellogg: You promise?
    2. Carmone Sabatini: Every word I say, by definition, is a promise.
    – Submitted by Adam O (18 months ago)
    1. Clark Kellogg: It's a crime.
    2. Carmone Sabatini: Now you're speaking in generalities.
    – Submitted by Adam O (18 months ago)
    1. Clark Kellogg: But it's an endangered species!
    2. Carmone Sabatini: Not any more. It's in New Jersey, it's fine.
    – Submitted by Adam O (18 months ago)
    1. Clark Kellogg: [narrating] There's a kind of freedom in being completely screwed... because you know things can't get any worse.
    – Submitted by Adam O (18 months ago)
    1. Clark Kellogg: [in Little Italy] This is it?
    2. Victor Ray: Yeah. Safest neighborhood in New York. [gunshot in the background]
    – Submitted by Adam O (18 months ago)
    1. Larry London: [sings in German] Mein Herz schwebt in Blut! That means 'My Heart Swims In Blood'.
    2. Clark Kellogg: Yeah.
    – Submitted by Nicky S (2 years ago)
    1. Carmone Sabatini: I want you to take this opportunity. Totally legitimate work for $1,000 dollars a week. And I know that you're not gonna disappoint me.
    2. Clark Kellogg: Well, I don't see how I could say no.
    3. Carmone Sabatini: [leans back in his chair] This is not a yes. [takes a walnut and cracks it open in his hand]
    4. Carmone Sabatini: [still crushing the shell] I want to hear yes.
    – Submitted by Nicky S (2 years ago)
    1. Clark Kellogg: Sir, I don't know where this talk of marriage began, but I'm really not ready. I'd really like to sample life a little bit first.
    2. Carmone Sabatini: Wait. No, wait. Clark, after you get married you sample life. I mean, this is what men do. Marriage is an institution. It's the bedrock of society.
    – Submitted by Nicky S (2 years ago)
    1. Clark Kellogg: My heart was pounding as I crossed the dance floor. In a few minutes I would be free or dead.... or Rodolfo Lasparri of Palermo, Sicily!
    – Submitted by Nicky S (2 years ago)
    1. Clark Kellogg: You promise?
    2. Carmone Sabatini: Every word I say, by definition, is a promise.
    – Submitted by Nicky S (2 years ago)
    1. Clark Kellogg: [narrating] There's a kind of freedom in being completely screwed... because you know things can't get any worse.
    – Submitted by Nicky S (2 years ago)
    1. Carmone Sabatini: [looking around the dorm] So, this is college. [chuckles] I didn't miss nothing.
    – Submitted by Nicky S (2 years ago)

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