Though it's the story of some high--IQ high-rollers, critics say 21 deals a so-so hand. 21 is loosely based on Bringing Down the House, the true story of some MIT wiz-kids who formed an all-star team of card counters -- and took Las Vegas blackjack tables for a ride. The movie stars Kevin Spacey as an unconventional professor who schools his brainy students in the ways of beating the casinos; it works for a while, until Ben (Jim Sturgess) starts getting caught up in the high-rolling Vegas lifestyle. The pundits say the movie has flashes of energy and smarts, but, for being based on a true story, it's too formulaic, and features plot developments that strain plausibility. At 41 percent on the Tomatometer, 21 may not be the safest bet. (Check out this week's Total Recall for a roundup of some memorable gambling movies.)
Kimberly Peirce's debut, Boys Don't Cry, was heartbreaking and impassioned, and critics say the same can be said of her follow-up, Stop-Loss. Unfortunately, they also note that said passion has been channeled into a much more uneven film. The title refers to a policy of soldiers' tours of duty being involuntarily extended; Ryan Phillippe stars as one such serviceman, who, after returning home from Iraq to his family, is called back into service, upsetting his and his family's lives. The pundits say Stop-Loss is sincere and complex, and features strong performances, but it also veers into overwrought dramatic territory and tries to cover too much ground. It currently stands at 53 percent on the Tomatometer.
Simon Pegg is one of the funniest men in the movies, but we all have our off days. Case in point: Run, Fat Boy, Run, a romantic comedy that never reaches the riotous heights of previous Pegg projects.. Pegg stars as an affable guy who did a horrible thing: five years ago, he left his pregnant fiancée (Thandie Newton) standing at the altar. Now, older and wiser, he decides to reclaim her love -- by ditching his bad habits and running a marathon. The pundits say the cast is strong enough to generate some chuckles, but Run, Fat Boy, Run is too mired in predictable rom-com plot points to truly soar. At 47 percent on the Tomatometer, Run, Fat Boy, Run is a bit too flabby.
Undoubtedly, Pegg would be in better shape if he were a Blondie fan.
It looks like the folks behind
Superhero Movie
are convinced the pundits won't find it too super, since reviews have been
embargoed until the day of its release. The generally-awesome
Leslie Neilsen and
Tracy Morgan
star in this Zucker Brothers satire of costumed crimefighter tropes. Kids, take
a break from your discussion of the coolness of Doctor Doom and guess
that Tomatometer!
Also opening this week in limited release:
- The Italian import My Brother is an Only Child, a coming-of-age story of two politically polarized siblings, is at 94 percent.
- Alexandra, a delicate meditation on the Chechen war featuring Russian opera legend Galina Vishnevskaya, is at 93 percent.
- Shotgun Stories, a story of a Deep South family feud that turns violent, is at 92 percent.
- The Cool School, a doc about the Beat-era West Coast art scene, is at 88 percent.
- Priceless, a farcical French rom-com starring Audrey Tautou, is at 83 percent.
- Flawless, a diamond-heist flick starring Michael Caine and Demi Moore, is at 59 percent.
- American Zombie, a fictional doc about a group of "high-functioning" zombies in Los Angeles, is at 50 percent (check out our interview with director Grace Lee here).
- Chapter 27, a biopic of John Lennon's assassin Mark David Chapman starring Jared Leto and Lindsay Lohan, is at 25 percent.
"Look what I found in my cereal."
Finally, mad props to sliknik27 for correctly guessing Shutter's eight percent Tomatometer, and to Amsterclam and Comment for predicting Meet the Browns' 32 percent score.
Recent Kevin Spacey Movies
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23% -- Fred Claus (2007)
77% -- Superman Returns (2006)
42% -- Beyond the Sea (2004)
31% -- The United States of Leland (2004)
20% -- The Life of David Gale (2003)
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jokerboy1991 writes: on Mar 27 2008 05:29 PM Ill be seeing STOP-LOSS tomorrow. LISTEN EVERYONE DONT SEE "SUPERHERO MOVIE", boycott it and fight the fight against DARTH WEINSTEIN for how he is ruining FANBOYS. Go here for all the info on why you should boycott that probably crappy SUPER HERO MOVIE- (Reply to this) |
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Blank Frank writes: on Mar 27 2008 05:47 PM Maybe "Super Hero Movie" will fail because we already had one of those useless non-parodies recently. Either way, I'd hope for the 0% but some dumbarsed critic will say "it's not bad for what it is" so it'll be 3%. By the by, wouldn't a superhero parody movie have been better a few years back, when there were actually a lot of superhero movies being released at that time? (Reply to this) |
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NoirZombi writes: on Mar 27 2008 05:55 PM 0% (Reply to this) |
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Ecs5001 writes: on Mar 27 2008 06:02 PM 2% (Reply to this) |
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iakobos writes: on Mar 27 2008 06:19 PM I give it a solid 8%. (Reply to this) |
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DaddyShoe2 writes: on Mar 27 2008 06:46 PM This one actually looks better than the last two, so I'll say 50% (Reply to this) |
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AudioNinja writes: on Mar 27 2008 06:48 PM I'm holding out hope for Superhero movie...apparently it has *gasp* a plot and has little/nothing to do with the folks behind Meet The Spartans. 40% And I'm still seeing 21 Saturday night, no matter the reviews. ==TJ== (Reply to this) |
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AudioNinja writes: on Mar 27 2008 06:51 PM PS I think Kevin Spacey wants them to type in 55378008 and then look at the calculator upside down. ==TJ== (Reply to this) |
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Bloody Mathias writes: on Mar 27 2008 06:57 PM Superhero Movie - 13% (Reply to this) |
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schwal writes: on Mar 27 2008 07:13 PM 7%, which is 7% more than it deserves. (Reply to this) |
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Marktime writes: on Mar 27 2008 07:16 PM superhearo movie- 18% (Reply to this) |
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TitusCosminus writes: on Mar 27 2008 07:25 PM 4 % (Reply to this) |
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ajmk123 writes: on Mar 27 2008 07:30 PM You got to love angry nerds that actually think their opinion matters. (Reply to this) |
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jokerboy1991 writes: on Mar 27 2008 07:36 PM In reply to this comment (#1656425) Thats 300,000 angry nerds opinion thank you. :) (Reply to this) |
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BallerK3V1N writes: on Mar 27 2008 07:42 PM Superhero Movie 11% (Reply to this) |
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ARTaylor writes: on Mar 27 2008 08:00 PM 25% I'd say it has some laughs but is too much like the Scary Movie's. Same jokes just new wrapping. (Reply to this) |
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jokerboy1991 writes: on Mar 27 2008 08:00 PM Im going with 18%. (Reply to this) |
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kagai writes: on Mar 27 2008 08:21 PM Superhero Movie: 21% (Reply to this) |
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duckmanx88 writes: on Mar 27 2008 08:40 PM if they're gonna release the fan one on dvd then who cares. get over it. superhero movie - 6% you'll always find one or two jerks who liked it. (Reply to this) |
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flarey1 writes: on Mar 27 2008 08:50 PM Superhero Movie gets a solid 5% (Reply to this) |
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