Critics Consensus: Machete Is Trashy Fun
Plus, Going the Distance Gets Dumped, and The American is a strange spy flick. is trashy fun.Machete, starring Danny Trejo and Jessica Alba), long-distance lovers (Going the Distance, starring Drew Barrymore and Justin Long), and a lonely assassin (The American, starring George Clooney and Thekla Reuten). What do the critics have to say?
Machete started as a trailer for a fake movie, then became a real movie. It's a curious route to the multiplex, but critics say this old-school exploitation flick largely delivers - if you're in the mood some sleazy fun with zero pretense. Danny Trejo stars as the title character, a migrant worker who's enlisted to assassinate a firebrand politician before being double-crossed. Will he get the women? Will he kill the bad guys? The pundits say Robert Rodriguez' latest excursion into grindhouse territory isn't particularly profound, but it's a trashy good time, loaded with wildly violent action and gloriously disreputable kicks.
It's a modern conundrum that many face: what do you do when you meet the person of your dreams -- right before they relocate to a new city? It's a concept that Going the Distance attempts to address, but unfortunately, critics say this so-so romantic comedy is light on substance and relies too heavily on the natural charm of its leads. Drew Barrymore and Justin Long star as two thirtysomethings on the verge of couplehood, but with a major stumbling block - she's on the verge of moving to San Francisco. Can true love triumph over geographic obstacles? The pundits say Going the Distance benefits greatly from the charm of Barrymore and Long, but it's bogged down by raunchy dialogue and pop-culture references that undercuts the basic sweetness of the story. (Check out this week's Total Recall, in which we run down Barrymore's best-reviewed movies.)
For good or ill, The American is certainly not your typical tale of international intrigue. Critics say you shouldn't go into this tale of a lone-wolf contract killer expecting a slam-bang action-fest -- it's a minimalist, existential spy picture, at once beautifully shot and emotionally remote. George Clooney stars as a skilled assassin who sequesters himself in the Italian countryside; soon he's sharing friendship with a local priest - and romance with a mysterious woman. But do such entanglements violate the assassin's code? The pundits say that while The American is sophisticated and well-acted, it's also likely to divide audiences: some will find its languid pace to be tense and hypnotic, while others may be bored stiff.
Also opening this week in limited release:
- Last Train Home, a documentary on the plight of the nearly 130 million migrant workers in China, is at 100 percent.
- Our Beloved Month of August, a mix of documentary and narrative filmmaking that finds a director shooting footage at music festivals while attempting to make feature film, is at 100 percent.
- Prince of Broadway, which follows the trials and tribulations of two men trying to hustle a living in New York City's wholesale fashion district, is at 100 percent.
- My Dog Tulip, an animated film that chronicles the 14-year relationship between a man and his dog, is at 91 percent.
- Mesrine: Public Enemy #1, the second installment of a two-part biopic of the legendary French criminal, is Certified Fresh at 81 percent.
- Max Manus, a biopic about a Norwegian World War II resistance fighter, is at 72 percent.
- White Wedding, a comedy about the misadventures of a groom attempting to get to his wedding on time, is at 50 percent.
- The Winning Season, starring Sam Rockwell and Emma Roberts in the tale of a down-on-his luck guy who becomes a girls' high school basketball coach, is at 50 percent.
- Zhang Yimou's A Woman, a Gun, and a Noodle Shop, a remake of the Coens' Blood Simple set in China, is at 36 percent.