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  • Joker/Jack Napier: This town needs an enema.
    ‐ Submitted by Glenn P (21 months ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: Hello Vinnie. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check. The pen is truly mightier than the sword!
    ‐ Submitted by Thomas H (23 months ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: Tell me something, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: What?
    Joker/Jack Napier: I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.
    ‐ Submitted by Alec B (2 years ago)

  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: You're a really nice girl, and I like you a lot, but for now, shut up.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: Nice Outfit
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Alfred Pennyworth: Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that he might be a little late.
    Vicki Vale: I'm not a bit surprised.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Goon: Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
    Goon: What are you?
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm Batman.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: Look, sometimes I don't even know what to think about this. It's just something I have to do.
    Vicki Vale: Why?
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: Because nobody else can.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: You killed my parents.
    Joker/Jack Napier: What? Hahaha. What are you talking about?
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: I made you, you made me first.
    Joker/Jack Napier: Hey, give me a break, bat brains. I mean, I was a kid when I killed your parents. I made you, you made me. I mean, how childish can you get? You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? (Batman punches him anyway).
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: (To the statue head) What are you laughing at!?!
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: Sometimes I just kill myself!
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Bob the Goon: Let him go, or I'll do Gordon!
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: The pen is truly mightier than the sword.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
    ‐ Submitted by Bryan O (3 years ago)

  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: What's on your mind, Alfred?
    Alfred Pennyworth: I have no wish to spend my few remaining years grieving for the loss of old friends. Or their sons.
    ‐ Submitted by Cesar Isaac M (3 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: [Joker reads the newspaper] 'Winged freak terrorizes'? Wait till they get a load of me!
    ‐ Submitted by Jan-Erik L (3 years ago)

  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: [echoing Joker] Excuse me. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? [punches Joker]
    ‐ Submitted by Jacob H (3 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: Tell me something my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
    ‐ Submitted by Jacob H (3 years ago)

  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: YOU WANT TO GET NUTS? COME ON! Lets get nuts!
    District Attorney Harvey Dent: Call Me.
    Joker/Jack Napier: This town needs an enema.
    ‐ Submitted by Vinnie F (3 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: I'm only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I'm really crying. You might join me for a weep.
    ‐ Submitted by Jared B (3 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: Jack? Jack is dead my friend, you can call me, Joker. As you can see, I'm a lot happier.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: Where does he gets these wonderful toys?
    ‐ Submitted by Ibraheem M (3 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
    ‐ Submitted by Karen M (3 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: [addressing the parade crowd] And now folks, it's time for 'Who Do You Trust'! Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money! And where is the Batman? He's at home, washing his tights!
    ‐ Submitted by Kris R (4 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: [after destroying a TV, irritated] Batman? Batman?! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up as a bat is eating all my press?! This town needs an enema!
    ‐ Submitted by Kris R (4 years ago)

  • Vicki Vale: What do you want?
    Joker/Jack Napier: ...My Face on the one dollar bill.
    ‐ Submitted by Tyler M (4 years ago)

  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: You way a little more than One-Hundred and Eight!
    Vicki Vale: Oh really?
    ‐ Submitted by Slim N (4 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: Where does he get those wonderful toys?
    ‐ Submitted by Slim N (4 years ago)

  • Vicki Vale: What do you want?
    Joker/Jack Napier: My face on the one dollar bill.
    Vicki Vale: You must be joking.
    Joker/Jack Napier: Do I look like I'm joking?
    ‐ Submitted by Rocky F (4 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: Never rub another man's rhubarb.
    ‐ Submitted by Caomh M (4 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: My father always said 'if you got to go, go with a smile'.
    ‐ Submitted by Caomh M (4 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
    ‐ Submitted by Caomh M (4 years ago)

  • Vicki Vale: What exactly do you want?
    Joker/Jack Napier: My face on the one dollar bill.
    ‐ Submitted by John P (4 years ago)

  • Goon: WHO ARE YOU?
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: [pulls the thug up close] I'm Batman.
    ‐ Submitted by John P (4 years ago)

  • Carl Grissom: Jack Listen maybe we can cut a deal?
    Joker/Jack Napier: Jack? Jack is dead my friend you can call me Joker and as you can see im alot happier.
    ‐ Submitted by Patryk G (4 years ago)

  • Carl Grissom: Jack, listen... maybe we can work some kind of deal.
    Joker/Jack Napier: Jack? Jack is dead my friend. But you can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael C (4 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: I think I've got a live one here! [laughs]
    ‐ Submitted by Hayden ( (4 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
    ‐ Submitted by Jimmy G (4 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: Where does he get those wonderful toys?
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew O (4 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: So, remember, put on a happy face!
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew O (4 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew O (4 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: Jesus Marimba!
    ‐ Submitted by Oscar F (4 years ago)

  • Vicki Vale: Vicky Vale.
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: Bruce Wayne.
    Vicki Vale: Are you sure?
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: Yeah, this time I'm sure.
    ‐ Submitted by Oscar F (4 years ago)

  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm batman!
    ‐ Submitted by Nate W (4 years ago)

  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: You killed my parents!
    Joker/Jack Napier: What! (Laughs) what are you talking about?
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: I made you, but you made me first!
    ‐ Submitted by Trenton R (4 years ago)

  • Carl Grissom: My friend, your luck is about to change!
    ‐ Submitted by Trenton R (4 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: Where does he get those wonderful toys?
    ‐ Submitted by Jonathan S (4 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: I've givin' a name to my pain. And it's Batman!
    ‐ Submitted by Tyler C (5 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

  • Joker/Jack Napier: Wait'll they get a load of me...
    ‐ Submitted by Tyler C (5 years ago)

  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: Now, listen here; I want you to tell your friends about me-
    Goon: Who are you?!
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm Batman. (Flies away)
    ‐ Submitted by Tyler C (5 years ago)

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