Bolero (1984) (1984)
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Movie InfoWhen a young wealthy woman graduates from a British boarding school, she is determined to lose her virginity. Soon, she embarks on a mini world tour to find just the right man for the task.
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Critic Reviews for Bolero (1984)
Poor Bo no sooner has her initial introduction to amour than the new lover gets gored in a sensitive location, putting him out of commission.
The real future of Bolero is in home cassette rentals, where your fast forward and instant replay controls will supply the editing job the movie so desperately needs.
For some reason, the movie's sex scenes, which are relatively few, have been directed as slapstick.
Bolero must rank as one of the worst major movies ever made. Many awful movies are at least funny in a campy sort of way. Bo and John Derek, however, make films so sincerely bad that they offer nothing in the way of relief.
Even showing lots of Bo Derek's beautiful nude body isn't enough to save Bolero from terminal boredom.
Cinema this toxic can either kill you with laughter or simply turn your brain into a pool of sex-obsessed pudding.
The director is no Vadim and the star is no Bardot.
Audience Reviews for Bolero (1984)
This staggering boring and untitillating rubbish has the vacuous Bo Derek unconvincingly trying to lose her virginity.More
I was taught that if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all. With that virtue in mind,
Wow, Olivia d'Abo gets naked and looks great!
Wow, Bo Derek gets really naked and looks great!
I don't have anything more to say.
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