A Christmas Story Quotes

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  • Adult Ralphie:
    He had yellow eyes! So help me God yellow eyes!
    ‐ Submitted by Chris S (6 months ago)

  • Santa Claus:
    Ho! Ho! Ho!
    ‐ Submitted by John B (16 months ago)

  • The Old Man:
    In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that, as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
    ‐ Submitted by Janet B (2 years ago)

  • Ralphie:
    Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (2 years ago)

  • Mother:
    Randy... how do the little piggy's eat?
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (2 years ago)

  • Randy:
    I can't put my arms down!
    Mother:
    You can put your arms down when you get to school.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (2 years ago)

  • The Old Man:
    You used up all the glue on purpose!
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (2 years ago)

  • The Old Man:
    Fragile... Must be Italian.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (2 years ago)

  • Freight Man:
    Damn, hell, you say you won it?
    ‐ Submitted by Craig Z (2 years ago)

  • The Old Man:
    Not a finger.
    ‐ Submitted by Louis B (3 years ago)

  • Adult Ralphie:
    Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
    ‐ Submitted by Jay A (3 years ago)

  • Waiter #2:
    Deck the harrs with boughs of horry; fa ra ra, fa ra ra, fa ra ra.
    ‐ Submitted by Jay A (3 years ago)

  • Mother:
    [at Ralphie in the pink bunny suit] Ohhh isn't that CUTE?!!
    The Old Man:
    He looks like a deranged Easter bunny. It's a pink nightmare. Are you happy wearing that, Ralph?
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Ralphie:
    Son of a bitch!
    ‐ Submitted by Erik Z (3 years ago)

  • The Old Man:
    All right. Everybody upstairs, get dressed. We are going out to eat.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Adult Ralphie:
    The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone! All gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey hash! Turkey a la king! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone! All gone!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • The Old Man:
    Sons o'bitches! Bumpasses!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Santa Claus:
    You'll shoot your eye out.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

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