A Christmas Story Quotes

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    1. Santa Claus: Ho! Ho! Ho!
    – Submitted by John B (7 months ago)
    1. The Old Man: In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that, as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
    – Submitted by Janet B (19 months ago)
    1. Ralphie: Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.
    – Submitted by Frances H (19 months ago)
    1. Mother: Randy... how do the little piggy's eat?
    – Submitted by Frances H (19 months ago)
    1. Randy: I can't put my arms down!
    2. Mother: You can put your arms down when you get to school.
    – Submitted by Frances H (19 months ago)
    1. The Old Man: You used up all the glue on purpose!
    – Submitted by Frances H (19 months ago)
    1. The Old Man: Fragile... Must be Italian.
    – Submitted by Frances H (19 months ago)
    1. Freight Man: Damn, hell, you say you won it?
    – Submitted by Craig Z (20 months ago)
    1. The Old Man: Not a finger.
    – Submitted by Louis B (2 years ago)
    1. Adult Ralphie: Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
    – Submitted by Jay A (2 years ago)
    1. Waiter #2: Deck the harrs with boughs of horry; fa ra ra, fa ra ra, fa ra ra.
    – Submitted by Jay A (2 years ago)
    1. Mother: [at Ralphie in the pink bunny suit] Ohhh isn't that CUTE?!!
    2. The Old Man: He looks like a deranged Easter bunny. It's a pink nightmare. Are you happy wearing that, Ralph?
    – Submitted by T R (2 years ago)
    1. Ralphie: Son of a bitch!
    – Submitted by Erik Z (2 years ago)
    1. The Old Man: All right. Everybody upstairs, get dressed. We are going out to eat.
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Adult Ralphie: The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone! All gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey hash! Turkey a la king! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone! All gone!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. The Old Man: Sons o'bitches! Bumpasses!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

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