Best Horror Movies (2012 Update)!
You got your costume. Pumpkins all carved up. Disco ball of doom, check. Next up: Picking the night's feature creature attractions. We submit to you then Best Horror Movies: (2012 Update)! 'Tis a grimoire (or, if you will, an evil binder) full of women on the run, vampires and zombies, and night-stalking psycho killers.However! May we have a word before you turn the page? To calculate Best Horror, we used a special mathematical formula, forged in the very depths of hell by Hollywood accountants. This formula considers a movie's Tomatometer, its number of reviews (requiring at least 20) and release year, delivering a unique weighted ranking for each.
Better put on your Gloves of Evil Handling: Here comes the Best Horror Movies (2012 Update)!


Janson Jinnistan
Obvious quibbles. But "Nosferatu" is the grandaddy of horror. I will be reading whatever jerkoff critic hated "King Kong".
Oct 18 - 12:01 PM
Janson Jinnistan
William Troy of The Nation, decries the humanity in "Kong". He must be one of these PETA-ELF type of misanthropes. Does he not even have the imagination to devise a colonial subtext? Boo.
Oct 18 - 12:04 PM
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Will Sharville
Hey babe, heard you like to bike?
Oct 28 - 01:38 PM
Linda Burke
I hate King Kong. It wasn't realistic or gritty enough ;)
Oct 18 - 02:32 PM
Janson Jinnistan
Yeah. Kong's got nothing on Troll and Leprechaun. Their grit is truly horrifying!
Oct 19 - 08:20 AM
Linda Burke
Exactly. I don't know about you, Janson, but I like my giant monkey movies gritty and realistic.
Oct 19 - 05:14 PM
Janson Jinnistan
OK. It could have used more flying feces.
Oct 20 - 10:31 AM
George Patchell
how great would it be to see King Kong in a suit? Then cut to see like 200 tailors making it in a warehouse.
Oct 21 - 12:59 AM