Halloween Quotes

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  • Laurie:
    What's the boogeyman?
    Doctor Loomis:
    As a matter of fact, it was.
    ‐ Submitted by John B (16 months ago)

  • Bob:
    I can't help it. The phone keeps ringing.
    ‐ Submitted by Aaron B (21 months ago)

  • Laurie:
    Lynda, if this is a joke, I'll kill you!
    ‐ Submitted by Nick S (22 months ago)

  • Graveyard Keeper:
    Damn kids. They do this all the time.
    ‐ Submitted by Judson P (2 years ago)

  • Brackett:
    Doctor, do you know what Haddonfield is? Families, children, all lined up in rows up and down these streets. You're telling me they're lined up for a slaughterhouse?
    Doctor Loomis:
    They could be.
    Brackett:
    Alright, I'll stay with you through the night, just on the chance that you're right. And if you are right... damn you for letting him go.
    ‐ Submitted by Logic J (2 years ago)

  • Doctor Loomis:
    He came home!
    Doctor Loomis:
    This isn't a man!
    ‐ Submitted by Gary E (2 years ago)

  • Brackett:
    You know it's Halloween. I guess everyone's entitled to one good scare, huh?
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew D (2 years ago)

  • Doctor Loomis:
    I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the *devil's* eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... *evil*.
    ‐ Submitted by Bria M (2 years ago)

  • Annie:
    I have a place for that!
    Boyfriend:
    I hate a guy with a car and no sense of humor.
    Lynda:
    Totally!
    ‐ Submitted by Kyle f (2 years ago)

  • Laurie:
    I already lost it.
    Judith Myers:
    Michael's around somewhere.
    Doctor Loomis:
    He had the blackest eyes. The devil's eyes.
    Laurie:
    Tommy it's me! Tommy open up! Tommy please!
    Marion:
    Your compassion is overwhelming, Doctor.
    ‐ Submitted by Kyle f (2 years ago)

  • Michael Myers age 21:
    I'm not Michael, I'm a clown.
    ‐ Submitted by Trinity H (2 years ago)

  • Doctor Loomis:
    He came home.
    ‐ Submitted by Jack P (3 years ago)

  • Doctor Loomis:
    Sheriff, death has come to your little town.
    ‐ Submitted by Jack P (3 years ago)

  • Lynda:
    See something you like?
    ‐ Submitted by Christopher T (3 years ago)

  • Laurie:
    It was the boogeyman.
    ‐ Submitted by Alex D (3 years ago)

  • Doctor Loomis:
    Two road blocks and an All Point Bulleten won't stop a 5 year old.
    ‐ Submitted by Jimmy G (3 years ago)

  • Bob:
    Don't get dressed...
    ‐ Submitted by Will S (3 years ago)

  • Annie:
    Hey, jerk! SPEED KILLS! [the car screeches to a halt]
    ‐ Submitted by Jimmy G (3 years ago)

  • Laurie:
    Tommy! [banging on the Doyle's front door] Tommy it's me! Tommy! Tommy!
    ‐ Submitted by Nick P (3 years ago)

  • Annie:
    Still spooked?
    Laurie:
    I wasn't spooked.
    Annie:
    LIES!
    Laurie:
    I wasn't! I saw someone standing in Mr. Riddle's back yard.
    Annie:
    Probably Mr. Riddle!
    Laurie:
    He was watching me.
    Annie:
    Mr. Riddle was watching you? Laurie, Mr. Riddle is eighty-seven!
    Laurie:
    He can still watch.
    Annie:
    That's probably all he can do!
    ‐ Submitted by Gavin S (3 years ago)

  • Laurie:
    [after Michael falls off the balcony] It was the boogeyman.
    Doctor Loomis:
    As a matter of fact, that was.
    ‐ Submitted by Maximus D (3 years ago)

  • Lynda:
    (Michael Myers is staying outside the bedroom, dressed as a ghost in a white sheet) Cute, Bob. Real cute. See anything you like? What's the matter? Can I get your ghost, Bob? All right, all right. Come on, where is my beer? Okay, ain't you gonna answer me? Okay, don't answer me.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Laurie:
    (to Tommy Doyle and Lindsey) Now just listen to me. I want you to go down the stairs, and out the front door. And I want you to go down the street to the Mackenzies' house. I want you to tell them to call the police. And tell them to send them over here. Now, do you understand me?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Tommy:
    There is the boogeyman! He is outside! Look, there is the boogeyman outside!
    Laurie:
    What's wrong?
    Tommy:
    I saw the boogeyman! I know that.
    Laurie:
    Oh Tommy, stop it! You're scaring Lindsey.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Tommy:
    Richie said he was coming after me tonight.
    Laurie:
    Do you believe everything that Richie tells you?
    Tommy:
    No.
    Laurie:
    Tommy, Halloween night, it's when people play tricks on each other. It's all make believe. I think Richie was just trying to scare you.
    Tommy:
    I saw the boogeyman. I saw him outside.
    Laurie:
    There was nobody outside.
    Tommy:
    There was.
    Laurie:
    What did he look like?
    Tommy:
    The boogeyman!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Graveyard Keeper:
    (finding Judith Myers' tombstone missing) Why do they do it?! Goddamn kids!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Laurie:
    It 'was' the boogeyman.
    Doctor Loomis:
    As a matter of fact, it was.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Doctor Loomis:
    Ever done anything like this before?
    Marion:
    Only minimum security.
    Doctor Loomis:
    I see.
    Marion:
    The only thing I can't stand is their gibberish, how they keep ranting on and on.
    Doctor Loomis:
    You haven't anything to worry about. He hasn't spoken a word in 15 years.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Doctor Loomis:
    He is coming to your little town!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Lynda:
    You want a beer?
    Bob:
    Yeah.
    Lynda:
    Is that all you can say?
    Bob:
    Yeah.
    Lynda:
    Go get me a beer!
    Bob:
    I thought you were gonna get me one?
    Lynda:
    Yeah?!
    Bob:
    I'll be right back. Don't get dressed!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Lynda:
    (exposing her breasts) See anything you like?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Marion:
    (arriving at Smith's Grove and seeing patients walk the grounds) Since when do they let them just wander around?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Marion:
    You're serious about this, aren't you?
    Doctor Loomis:
    Yes.
    Marion:
    I mean you really never want him to get out?
    Doctor Loomis:
    No, never, ever, never
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Doctor Loomis:
    You've got to believe me Officer; he is coming to Haddonfield. Because I know him, I'm his doctor! You must be ready for him. If you don't, it's your funeral!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Laurie:
    Guys thinks I'm too smart.
    Annie:
    I don't, I think you're wacko. Now you're seeing men behind bushes!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Annie:
    (on the phone while yelling at Lindsey) Lindsey, get this dog out of the kitchen right now!! I hate that dog. I'm the only person in the world he doesn't like.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Doctor Loomis:
    You must think me a very sinister doctor. Oh, I have a permit.
    Brackett:
    Seems to me you're just plain scared.
    Doctor Loomis:
    Yeah, yeah I am.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Brackett:
    (about Micheal's escape and coming to Haddonfield) Damn you for letting him go.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Brackett:
    Every kid in Haddonfield thinks this place is haunted.
    Doctor Loomis:
    They may be right.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Annie:
    Oh terrific, I've got three choices: Watch the kid sleep, listen to Lynda screw around or talk to you!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Doctor Loomis:
    Hey! Hey, Lonnie, get your ass away from there!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Brackett:
    Somebody broke into the hardware store. Probably kids.
    Annie:
    You blame everything on kids.
    Brackett:
    What all they took was some Halloween masks, a rope and a couple of knives. Who do you think it was?
    Annie:
    It's hard growing up with a cynical father.
    Brackett:
    Aren't you gonna be late?
    Annie:
    Huh?
    Brackett:
    I SAID, AREN'T YOU GONNA BE LATE?!
    Annie:
    He shouts too.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Graveyard Keeper:
    Yeah, you know every town has something like this happen. I remember over in Russellville, old Charlie Bowles, about fifteen years ago. One night, he finished dinner, and he excused himself from the table. He went out to the garage, and got himself a hacksaw. Then he went back into the house, kissed his wife and his two children goodbye, and then he proceeded to...
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Lynda:
    Now when we get inside, Annie will distract Lindsey and we go upstairs to the first bedroom on the right. Got it?
    Bob:
    First I rip your clothes off.
    Lynda:
    Don't rip my blouse, it's expensive you idiot!
    Bob:
    Then I rip my clothes off, then I rip Lindsey's clothes off, yeah I think I got it.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Doctor Loomis:
    I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply, 'evil'.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Brackett:
    A man wouldn't do that.
    Doctor Loomis:
    This isn't a man.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Laurie:
    Oh, kiddo, I thought you are grew superstition.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Brackett:
    You know, it's Halloween. I guess everybody's entitled to a one good scare, huh?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Annie:
    (Michael Myers' car cruises by) Hey, jerk! speed kills! [The car screeches to a halt] God, can't he take a joke?
    Laurie:
    You know Annie some day you're going to get us all in deep trouble.
    Lynda:
    Totally.
    Annie:
    I hate a guy with a car and no sense of humor.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Lynda:
    The only reason she baby sits is to have a place for...
    Laurie:
    (realizing she had forgot something) Sh*t.
    Annie:
    I have a place for that!
    Laurie:
    I forgot my chemistry book.
    Lynda:
    So who cares? I always forget my chemistry book and my math book, and my English book, and my, let's see, my French book, and well who needs books anyway, I don't need books, I always forget all my books, I mean, it doesn't really matter if you have your books or not. Hey isn't that Devon Graham?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Doctor Loomis:
    Hey. What is that?
    Brackett:
    A dog. It's still warm.
    Doctor Loomis:
    He got hungry.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Tommy:
    Leave me alone!
    Richie:
    (with the other boys) He's gonna get you, He's gonna get you, He's gonna get you, He's gonna get you! Boogeyman is coming!
    Tommy:
    Leave me alone!
    Richie:
    [Boy: He doesn't believe us.] Don't you know what happens on Halloween?
    Tommy:
    Yeah. We get candy.
    Richie:
    (with the other boys) Boogeyman, boogeyman, boogeyman!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Doctor Loomis:
    He's gone from here! The evil is gone!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Dr. Wynn:
    Now, for God's sake, he can't even drive a car!
    Doctor Loomis:
    He was doing very well last night! Maybe someone around here gave him lessons!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Lindsay:
    I'm scared!
    Laurie:
    There's nothing to be scared of.
    Tommy:
    Are you sure? How?
    Laurie:
    I killed him.
    Tommy:
    But you can't kill the boogeyman!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Laurie:
    I have to drop off the key.
    Tommy:
    Why?
    Laurie:
    Because he's gonna sell a house.
    Tommy:
    Why?
    Laurie:
    Because that's his job.
    Tommy:
    Where?
    Laurie:
    The Myers house.
    Tommy:
    The Myers house! You're not supposed to go up there?
    Laurie:
    Yes, I am.
    Tommy:
    That's a spook house.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Marion:
    What do I give him, when we're taking him in front of the judge?
    Doctor Loomis:
    Thorazine.
    Marion:
    Barely be able to sit up.
    Doctor Loomis:
    That's the idea.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Doctor Loomis:
    Just try to understand what we're dealing with here. Don't underestimate it.
    Marion:
    Don't you think we could refer to 'it' as him?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Doctor Loomis:
    He came home!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Judith Myers:
    (before Michael Myers stabs her) Michael!?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

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