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Total Recall: Best Football Playing Actors

In preparation for the Super Bowl, we've assembled a killer lineup of gridiron-to-screen stars.

Who says jocks and theater types don't mix? With the eyes of the sports world fixed on Super Bowl 43, we at RT figured it would be a good time to look at the former pigskin standouts who've made their mark on the world of cinema. We've got a surprisingly diverse roster of pigskin stars that traded their helmets and shoulder pads for SAG cards. In filling out our starting lineup, we decided to stick to a game plan; thus, everyone below has at least several significant screen credits to their name, and we omitted cameos, no matter how memorable (sorry, Dan Marino in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective).


Lyle Alzado

You could probably field an entire squad of former Raiders who've gone on to have movie careers. The silver and black attack is known for cultivating outsized personalities and bad boy swagger, and Lyle Alzado certainly fit the bill. The Pro-Bowl defensive end was known as one of the NFL's most intimidating defenders; he brought his brawn and good humor to roles in Ernest Goes to Camp, Destroyer, and Tapeheads, as well as the sitcom Learning the Ropes. Alzado came clean about his extensive steroid use shortly before his death in 1992, making him one of the first sports stars to do so.


Bubba Smith

Two-time Pro-Bowler Bubba Smith had an outstanding career with the Colts (where he was part of the 1971 championship team), the Raiders, and the Oilers. Upon retiring, Smith has made a number of supporting appearances on television and starred in a series of memorable Miller Light commercials with numerous other ex-jocks. On the silver screen, though, Smith's most memorable role was Moses Hightower in the critically-derided but enduringly popular Police Academy movies. A florist before entering the academy, Hightower has the strength of a superhero, but is one of the most soft-spoken of the recruits.

tomwaitsjrHAPPYICONOCLAST

tomwaitsjrHAPPYICONOCLAST on 01-28-2009 06:42 PM

This seems to be in no discernible order.

JUDGE DREDD

JUDGE DREDD on 01-28-2009 07:07 PM

SLY STALLONE in the film ESCAPE TO VICTORY, Where the americans called football "Soccer" and they call whats essentially "RUGBY" football. HUH!??? Whats with that?

Oh well, great FOOTBALL film.

RamALamADingDong

RamALamADingDong on 01-28-2009 07:19 PM

The whole time I was reading this I was trying to think of an OJ joke. Until I found out you beat me to it. I wonder how different things would have been if he actually did get the role as the Terminator.

Vic V.

Vic V. on 01-28-2009 08:29 PM

You forgot to add Brian Bosworth! Stone cold kicks the crap out of Ernest Goes to Camp.

Jen Yamato

Jen Yamato on 01-28-2009 09:47 PM

The Boz is on the list, my friend. And his mullet.

Scottie R.

Scottie R. on 01-28-2009 09:49 PM

I made a RT account right now just to point out that you forgot Dan Marino. Ace Ventura is a classic amongst immature people who were 10 years old in 1994... (plus I'm a lifelong Dolphins fan...)

RamALamADingDong

RamALamADingDong on 01-29-2009 12:05 AM

Scottie,

Read the first paragraph.

"thus, everyone below has at least several significant screen credits to their name, and we omitted cameos, no matter how memorable (sorry, Dan Marino in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)."

Now beam me up.

Scottie R.

Scottie R. on 01-29-2009 06:13 AM

Oh, sorry, I didn't read the first paragraph. My eyes are only drawn to bold lettering and purdy pictures. It's a gift and a curse.

Holly L.

Holly L. on 02-2-2009 08:28 AM

I know you're right about that. I like Dan Marino and Ace Venture.It is a classic.

rucknrun

rucknrun on 01-29-2009 05:14 AM

You missed a big one. Bernie Casey. I always remember him as the guy who directed the training in Spies like us. He beats up all the ninja in the beginning, he played in the NFL for 7 years and is in tons of movies.

LAME!!

Funkmaster Flex

Funkmaster Flex on 01-29-2009 10:29 AM

And Bernie Casey was even on an episode od SeaQuest!

arendr

arendr on 01-29-2009 08:44 AM

Glad you guys put Woody Strode on here!

rucknrun

rucknrun on 01-29-2009 11:18 AM

I know he is everywhere!!

ColinTheCimmerian

ColinTheCimmerian on 01-29-2009 01:40 PM

Wow, there's a lot of them. Didn't expect to see Tommy Lee Jones on there.

Carl Weathers is the man.

ck100

ck100 on 01-29-2009 08:57 PM

You can possibly add former WCW pro wrestler Bill Goldberg. Goldberg had a decent career with the Atlanta Falcons before joining World Championship Wrestling as a wrestler. He is most noted in the acting world for starring in "Universal Soldier: The Return" with Jean-Claude Van Damme.

BILL M.

BILL M. on 01-29-2009 09:07 PM

INTERESTING NOTES ABOUT JOHN WAYNE. I DOUBT EVEN THE BIGGEST FANS OF HIS MOVIES NEVER KNEW ABOUT HIS COLLEGE SPORTS CAREER OR THAT HE EVER EVEN ATTEMPTED SURFING. IT IS KIND OF HARD TO IMAGINE "BIG JAKE" HANGING TEN ON A WAVE. BUT THEN, HE WOULDN'T BE "BIG JAKE". HE'D BE "BIG KAHUNA".

BILL M.

BILL M. on 01-29-2009 09:27 PM

THERE ARE MANY UNTOLD STORIES THAT WE'LL NEVER HEAR ON EXTRA,ACCESS HOLLYWOOD,& ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT. ONE OF THOSE IS THE ACTING AND ATHLETIC CAREER OF WOODY STRODE.HE SHOULD BE CELEBRATED ALONG WITH DENZEL,WILL SMITH,SAM JACKSON,& MANY OTHER OF TODAY'S WELL-KNOWN FIGURES. PRESENT & FUTURE GENERATIONS COULD LEARN MUCH FROM THIS MAN.

m2dad

m2dad on 01-30-2009 08:08 AM

It is puzzling that "Deliberate Stranger" was not mentioned as one of Mark Harmon's credits. He plays the role of Serial Killer Ted Bundy. If you haven't seen it, do so, and you will look at Mark Harmon in a whole new light. It was an amazing, and frighteninly real performance.

josuepilk

josuepilk on 01-30-2009 09:04 AM

For the hell of it, you should have included Pele on this list. Who could forget his role alongside Sly Stallone and Michael Caine in Victory?

Binh Ngo

Binh Ngo on 01-30-2009 01:36 PM

How about OJ?

Moses

Moses on 01-31-2009 09:15 AM

Dean Cain, but no Ward Bond. You know: the actor who has been in the most Academy Award Best Picture-Nominated movies in history. Whatever. This thread needs to be burned with whale oil. Tim Ryan and Jeff Giles: do us a favor and never post in the Off-Topic Forum.

madrigals

madrigals on 01-31-2009 06:27 PM

That flip by Dean Cain. EPIC.

The Director

The Director on 02-2-2009 12:51 AM

Yeah, missed Bernie Casey, Brian Bosworth and more, many of these guys were/are not good actors, but some are outstanding, some are characters that people like to watch. Shoulda just called it "Football Playing Actors"!!! No O.J. Hmmmmm? He's left out of a lot ain't he.

Dadoo

Dadoo on 02-2-2009 02:50 PM

How can you talk about ex-gridders and leave our "Broadway Joe" Namath, Super Bowl hero of the New York Jets? Always know for his respectful treatment of female sportscasters, many have opined that had he stayed on the silver screen, Bergman would have had him playing chess.

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