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  • Felix Unger: We had so much together. We had two beautiful kids, a beautiful home. Whoever had more beautiful kids or a more beautiful home, eh?
    Oscar Madison: Nobody. Nobody.
    Felix Unger: It's 12 years of marriage down the drain.
    Oscar Madison: Drains can be fixed. That's why we have plumbers.
    ‐ Submitted by Joakim A (2 years ago)

  • Oscar Madison: Can we just play cards?
    Roy: I told you you'd get into trouble. It's because you don't know how to manage anything. I should know, I'm your accountant.
    Oscar Madison: If you're my accountant, how come I need money?
    Roy: If you need money, how come you play poker?
    Oscar Madison: Because I nee money.
    Roy: But you always lose.
    Oscar Madison: That's why I need the money.
    Roy: Then don't play poker.
    ‐ Submitted by Joakim A (2 years ago)

  • Oscar Madison: My friend Murray the policeman gets a warm Pepsi.
    Roy: You still didn't fix the refrigerator. It's been two weeks now - no wonder it stinks in here.
    Oscar Madison: Temper, temper. If I wanted nagging, I'd go back with my wife. I'm out. Who wants food?
    Murray: What do you got?
    Oscar Madison: I got, uh, brown sandwiches and, uh, green sandwiches. Which one do you want?
    Murray: What's the green?
    Oscar Madison: It's either very new cheese or very old meat.
    Murray: I'll take the brown.
    ‐ Submitted by G Thomas B (3 years ago)

  • Oscar Madison: Who gets a Pepsi?
    ‐ Submitted by G Thomas B (3 years ago)

  • Roy: What's that smell? Disinfectant? It's the cards. He washed the cards.
    ‐ Submitted by G Thomas B (3 years ago)

  • Oscar Madison: I cannot stand little notes on my pillow! ?We are all out of cornflakes, F.U.? It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Unger.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

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