Critic Review -

A dreadful film, a compendium of clumsy dialogue, one-dimensional characters, risible plot turns and long silences broken by incomprehensible meaningful looks.

August 16, 2001 Full Review Source: | Comments (12)
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Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabidu

Larry David

Seriously? Salon??

Dreadful film? Stick to hair!

Oct 26 - 01:55 AM


Fabio Marques

Dear Rotten Tomatoes administrator,

Each time I came to see why such classics has low ratings in Rotten Tomatoes, I found that Rotten Tomatoes choses any loser critic as TOP Critic. is an online magazine about politics, and not a good one. Why not use critics from a real magazine such as Premiere or Empire. The Empire magazine has selected Planet of the Apes as one of The 500 Greatest Movies of All Time.


Fabio Marques.

Aug 30 - 07:21 PM


Christopher Small


If you really think suppressing people's (valid) opinions on films you have a fondness for is a good idea, then why don't you take a hike! I'm certain that if you really liked something then you wouldn't care for it's rotten tomatoes score.

Aug 11 - 03:41 PM

David G.

David Gaffney

Monkey wank.

Dec 29 - 12:10 PM

The Reaper

Iron Will


Aug 9 - 12:12 PM

Peter W.

Peter Winters

Moron. No wonder the apes will take over.

Aug 22 - 04:06 PM


ryan davis

If you're reading this... shut the fuck up, John.

Sep 11 - 06:23 PM

Shake Zula

Shake Zula

Screw you.

Jan 15 - 01:29 PM

Taylor McMichael

Taylor McMichael

heartless piece of crap. How could say it's "dreadful"? One, its COMPLETELY original. Two, it had a GREAT story plot. Clumsy dialogue? Um, ok? Name 5 places where its legitimately clumsy, and not somewhat corny (take the fact that the film was made in the 60's and some lines in films were slightly cheesy [get over that]) This was an excellent film that combined sci-fi action with a great storyline. Half of the movie critics on here are morons and can't review a movie without their own biased information. You top them all off bro!...oh and by the way, real? Come on. The LAST thing we need is a male movie critic coming on here and writing a crappy review on a great movie coming from a website for women and gay men (no offense to gay men).

Apr 10 - 05:56 PM

Kevin Schellenberg

Kevin Schellenberg is a left-wing political blog so it's no surprise that they would bash a Charlton Heston film

Jun 14 - 03:40 PM


Lirian Berisha

I totally agree with you.

Jul 2 - 04:55 PM

Mitch Andrews

Mitch Andrews


Nov 7 - 02:36 PM

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