A Shot in the Dark Quotes

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    1. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [Accusing a suspect, millionaire Benjamin Ballon] And I submit, Inspector Ballon, that you arrived home, found Miguel with Maria Gambrelli, and killed him in a rit of fealous jage!
    – Submitted by Francis L (2 years ago)
    1. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I believe everything and I believe nothing. I suspect everyone and I suspect no one.
    – Submitted by Francis L (2 years ago)
    1. Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus: Give me ten men like Clouseau and I could destroy the world.
    – Submitted by Francis L (2 years ago)
    1. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Francois, would you call a doctor? I just cut off my thumb.
    – Submitted by T R (2 years ago)
    1. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Facts, Hercule! Facts! [lists off several facts all pointing to Maria's guilt] Now, from the facts we've seen what is the obvious conclusion?
    2. Hercule Lajoy: That Maria Gambrelli killed the gardener.
    3. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: You idiot!! She's not guilty!
    4. Hercule Lajoy: But what about the facts? They all say she's guilty!
    5. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: There's only one answer Hercule. She's protecting someone!
    – Submitted by T R (2 years ago)
    1. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [lecturing Hercule while gesturing with a stick, he is making a particularly important point and hits Hercule with the stick accidentally breaking it] You fool! You, you've broken my pointing stick!! Now I don't have anything to point with!!
    – Submitted by T R (2 years ago)

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