Stand by Me Quotes

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    1. Gordie Lachance: Do you think I'm weird?
    2. Chris Chambers: Definitely.
    3. Gordie Lachance: No man, seriously. Am I weird?
    4. Chris Chambers: Yeah, but so what? Everybody's weird.
    – Submitted by Andrew M (8 months ago)
    1. Charlie Hogan: I still don't think we should go.
    2. Ace Merrill: Okay, okay. You've stated your position clearly. Now I'm gonna state mine: get in the fucking car, now!
    – Submitted by Joakim A (12 months ago)
    1. Gordie Lachance: Do you think I'm weird?
    2. Chris Chambers: Definitely.
    3. Gordie Lachance: No man, seriously. Am i weird?
    4. Chris Chambers: Yeah, but so what? Everybody's weird.
    – Submitted by Alec L (12 months ago)
    1. Teddy Duchamp: This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once!
    2. Chris Chambers: Yeah, but you'll be stupid for the rest of your life.
    – Submitted by Alec L (12 months ago)
    1. Teddy Duchamp: Two for flinching!
    – Submitted by Andrew M (18 months ago)
    1. Ace Merrill: What are you gonna do? Shoot us all?
    2. Gordie Lachance: No, Ace. Just you.
    – Submitted by Andrew M (18 months ago)
    1. The Writer: The train had knocked Ray Brower out of his Keds the same way it had knocked the life out of his body.
    – Submitted by MarieBella C (18 months ago)
    1. The Writer: [referring to Chris] Although I hadn't seen him in more than ten years, I know I'll miss him forever.
    – Submitted by MarieBella C (18 months ago)
    1. The Writer: We all knew what Vern meant right away. At the beginning of the school year, Vern had buried a quart jar of pennies underneath his house. He drew a treasure map so he could find them again. A week later, his mom cleaned out his room and threw away the map. Vern had been trying to find those pennies for nine months. Nine months, man. You didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
    – Submitted by MarieBella C (18 months ago)
    1. The Writer: Vern didn't just mean being off limits inside the junkyard, or fudging on our folks, or going on a hike up the railroad to Harlow. He meant those things, but it seems to me now it was more and that we all knew it. Everything was there and around us. We knew exactly who we were and exactly where we were going. It was grand.
    – Submitted by MarieBella C (18 months ago)
    1. The Writer: It was weird to me how, then, Teddy could care so much about his father, who practically tried to kill him. And I couldn't give a shit about my old man, and he hadn't laid a hand on me since I was three And that was for eating the bleach under the sink.
    – Submitted by MarieBella C (18 months ago)
    1. Gordie Lachance: I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being. It happened in the summer of 1959, a long time ago, but only if you measure in terms of years. I was living in a small town in Oregon called Castle Rock. There were only twelve hundred and eighty-one people. But to me, it was the whole world.
    – Submitted by MarieBella C (18 months ago)
    1. Gordie Lachance: We'd only been gone for two days but somehow the town seemed different; smaller.
    – Submitted by Kaveh D (19 months ago)
    1. Gordie Lachance: My brother gave me that.
    2. Ace Merrill: Now your giving it to me.
    3. Gordie Lachance: Come on man, It's Mine!
    – Submitted by Jacob H (19 months ago)
    1. Waitress: We talked into the night. The kind of talk seemed important until you dicover girls.
    – Submitted by Daniela T (19 months ago)
    1. Denny Lachance: Did you read Gordie's story?
    – Submitted by Daniela T (19 months ago)
    1. Ace Merrill: Let's play ball!
    – Submitted by Daniela T (19 months ago)
    1. Teddy Duchamp: Dis your parents have any children that lived?
    – Submitted by Daniela T (19 months ago)
    1. Chris Chambers: I just want to go somewhere where nobody knows who I am.
    – Submitted by Daniela T (19 months ago)
    1. Gordie Lachance: Mickey's a mouse. Donald's a duck. Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?
    – Submitted by Daniela T (19 months ago)
    1. Vern Tessio: If I could only have one food to eat for the rest of my life?
    2. Vern Tessio: That's easy. Pez. Cherry Pez flavor. No question about it.
    – Submitted by Daniela T (20 months ago)
    1. Ace Merrill: Suck my fat one.
    2. Ace Merrill: Wheaaaatoooooooooonnnn!
    – Submitted by Matthew G (22 months ago)
    1. Gordie Lachance: Suck my fat one, you cheap dimestore hood.
    – Submitted by Scott C (23 months ago)
    1. Ace Merrill: We're gonna get you for this.
    2. Chris Chambers: Maybe you will, maybe you won't.
    3. Ace Merrill: Oh, we will.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (24 months ago)
    1. Ace Merrill: What are you gonna do? Shoot us all?
    2. Gordie Lachance: No, Ace. Just you.
    – Submitted by Rocky F (2 years ago)
    1. Chris Chambers: You four-eyed pile of shit!
    2. Teddy Duchamp: A pile of shit has a thousand eyes.
    – Submitted by Jonathan R (2 years ago)
    1. Ace Merrill: What, are you going to shoot all of us?
    2. Gordie Lachance: No Ace, just you.
    – Submitted by Penny L (2 years ago)
    1. Ace Merrill: Would you both just shut the fuck up. If either one of you had $2,000 I'd kill ya both.
    – Submitted by Michael C (2 years ago)
    1. Gordie Lachance: Why did he have to die, Chris? Why did Denny have to die? Why?
    2. Chris Chambers: I don't know.
    3. Gordie Lachance: It should've been me.
    4. Chris Chambers: Don't say that.
    5. Gordie Lachance: It should've been me.
    6. Chris Chambers: Don't say that, man.
    7. Gordie Lachance: I'm no good. My dad said it, I'm no good.
    8. Chris Chambers: He doesn't know you.
    – Submitted by Melissa M (2 years ago)
    1. Chris Chambers: I just never thought a teacher... Oh, who gives a fuck anyway? I just wish... that I could go some place... where nobody knows me. I guess I'm just a pussy, huh?
    2. Gordie Lachance: No way. No way.
    – Submitted by Melissa M (2 years ago)
    1. Chris Chambers: Hey, Vern. You better turn yours over.
    2. Vern Tessio: This is the way I like to do it. [hot dog falls off stick] Oh, man! Gordie you got anymore?
    3. Gordie Lachance: [lauging] Sorry, Vern.
    4. Vern Tessio: This is not funny. What am I supposed to eat?
    5. Teddy Duchamp: Why don't you cook your dick.
    6. Chris Chambers: It'd be a small meal.
    – Submitted by Dan P (2 years ago)
    1. Vern Tessio: I told you we should of stuck to the tracks.
    2. Teddy Duchamp: Is it me, or are you the world's biggest pussy?
    – Submitted by Dan P (2 years ago)
    1. Gordie Lachance: You use your left hand or right hand to do that?
    – Submitted by Dan P (2 years ago)
    1. The Writer: Vern didn't just mean being off limits inside the junkyard, or fudging on our folks, or going on a hike up the railroad to Harlow. He meant those things, but it seems to me now it was more and that we all knew it. Everything was there and around us. We knew exactly who we were and exactly where we were going. It was grand.
    – Submitted by Taylor W (2 years ago)
    1. Chris Chambers: Why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more?
    – Submitted by Zach S (2 years ago)
    1. Teddy Duchamp: I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!
    – Submitted by Nuno R (2 years ago)
    1. Teddy Duchamp: Come on, Choppy! Sic balls, Choppy!
    – Submitted by Nuno R (2 years ago)
    1. Teddy Duchamp: A pile of shit has a thousand eyes.
    – Submitted by Jayne L (2 years ago)
    1. The Writer: [typing on computer] I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?
    – Submitted by Erika B (2 years ago)
    1. The Writer: I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?
    – Submitted by Marissa L (2 years ago)
    1. Teddy Duchamp: This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once!
    – Submitted by Lea L (2 years ago)
    1. Gordie Lachance: Alright, alright, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?
    – Submitted by Lea L (2 years ago)
    1. Vern Tessio: You guys wanna go see a dead body?
    – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
    1. Teddy Duchamp: You call my dad a looney again, I'll kill you.
    2. Milo Pressman: Looney, looney, looney!
    3. Teddy Duchamp: I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!
    – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
    1. The Writer: I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being.
    – Submitted by Neptune F (2 years ago)

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