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- Douglas Quintain: Hey honey, if you could cook, I'd marry ya.
- Atterbury Dodd: Precisely.
- Lester Plum: Yeah, but most of the finder-outters get their list of items from the screwer-uppers.
- Koslofski: Mr. Quintain, you will please do me the courtesy of not making love to my fiancee... in my presence.
- Douglas Quintain: Listen, slug. I was making love to your fiancee long before they lifted that wet rock and you crawled out.