• R, 1 hr. 23 min.
  • Classics, Horror
  • Directed By:
    Tobe Hooper
    In Theaters:
    Oct 1, 1974 Limited
    On DVD:
    Oct 13, 1993
  • Bryanston Pictures

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Quotes

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    1. Old Man: Look what your brother did to the door!
    – Submitted by Connor L (2 years ago)
    1. Sally: [when they arrive at the old house, upon seeing its condition] Oh, I wish they hadn't let the place fall apart.
    2. Jerry: Now it looks like the birthplace of Bela Lugosi.
    – Submitted by Bria M (2 years ago)
    1. Narrator: The film which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of five youths, in particular Sally Hardesty and her invalid brother, Franklin. It is all the more tragic in that they were young. But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and macabre as they were to see that day. For them an idyllic summer afternoon drive became a nightmare. The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
    – Submitted by Rocky F (2 years ago)
    1. Sally: [to The Cook] You're crazy! Please, you've got to make them stop.
    2. Hitchhiker: [laughing and mocking Sally] He can't stop it. He's just a cook!
    3. Old Man: [to the Hitchhiker] Shut up, you bitch hog!
    4. Hitchhiker: Isn't that right? Me and Leatherface do all the work. You're just the cook.
    5. Old Man: Shut your mouth! I just can't take no pleasure in killing. There's just some things you gotta do. Don't mean you have to like it.
    – Submitted by Gavin S (2 years ago)
    1. Old Man: (yelling at the hitchhiker and Leatherface, as they taunt Sally) You don't need to torture the girl!
    2. Hitchhiker: You just shut, remember you're just a cook! - (points to Leatherface. And me and him will handle this!
    3. Old Man: Well get on with it. I won't have this.
    4. Hitchhiker: (looks and smiles at Sally) We ain't in no hurry, cause you ain't going no place, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sally: (tied up on a chair, crying for the Old Man) You're crazy. You got to make them stop. Please.
    2. Hitchhiker: He's nothing. He's just a cook.
    3. Old Man: (mad at the hitchhiker) Shut up you bitch hog!
    4. Hitchhiker: Me and Leaterface do all the work. He don't like it, ain't that right, You're just a cook!
    5. Old Man: (yells) Shut your mouse! (sits down) You don't understand.
    6. Hitchhiker: I understand you ain't nothing. (points to Leatherface). Me and him do all the work!
    7. Old Man: Well I just can't take no pleasure in killing. There is, just some things you gotta do. Don't mean you have to like it.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Hitchhiker: (up in Sally's face, smiling, taunting her) You like this face?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sally: (tied up on a chair, crying) Please. You can make them stop!
    2. Hitchhiker: (in a mocking voice) No he can't.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Old Man: Where are the children? Did they get away?
    2. Leatherface: Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
    3. Old Man: (yells) Are you sure?
    4. Leatherface: Uh huh, uh huh.
    5. Old Man: (calms down, but then thinks for a second) You, you damn fool. You ruined the door!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Hitchhiker: (after removing a sack from Sally's head) Oh, Oh, Ooooh! I thought you were in a hurry?!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Old Man: (after seeing chainsaw marks on the door) Look what your brother did to the door!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Old Man: (laughs while poking Sally in his truck with a stick) I hope you're not too uncomfortable down there.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Franklin: (talking about the crazy hitchhiker) He couldn't find us, anyway. He doesn't even know our names.
    2. Jerry: (joking around) I gave him your name, Franklin. And I told him where you lived. I even gave him your ZIP code. He's gonna kill you.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Hitchhiker: (explaining to Franklin) See they make headcheese. They...they take the head...and they boil it. Except for the tongue...and they scrape all the flesh away from the bone. They use everything. They don't throw nothing away. They, they use the jaws, the muscles, and the eyes, and the ligaments and everything!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Franklin: (angrily mimicking his friends laughter) He, he, he, he, he. Come on Franklin...it's gonna be a fun trip. (blows on his tongue several times) If I have any more fun today, I don't think I'm gonna be able to take it.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Pam: People shouldn't kill animals for food.
    2. Franklin: Well they don't do it like that anymore. Now they got this big air gun that shoots a bolt into their skull and retracts it. It's just BOOM, shic! It goes BOOM, shic! Then goes BOOM, shic!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Hitchhiker: You could have dinner with us. You like head cheese. My brother makes it real good. You'll like it.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Jerry: (after seeing the blood smear that the hitchhiker left on the van) It's the mark of Zorro!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Kirk: (after stepping into a dried up ditch) How the hell did Franklin ever get down here anyway?
    2. Pam: Somebody must have carried him when he was little.
    3. Kirk: Franklin never was little.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Hitchhiker: (when asked a good way to slaughter a cow) The old way, with the sledge. He, he, he. See that was better. They died better that way!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Franklin: (after picking up the hitchhiker) I think we just picked up Dracula.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Bearded Man: Things happen here about, they don't tell about. I see things. You see, they say it's just an old man talking. You laugh at an old man, this thing that laughs know better.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Storyteller: The film which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of five youths, in particular Sally Hardesty and her invalid brother, Franklin. It is all the more tragic in that they were young. But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and macabre as they were to see that day. For them an idyllic summer afternoon drive became a nightmare. The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history...The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

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