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Top Secret! Reviews

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Jonathan Rosenbaum
Chicago Reader
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The plot combines the rock musical with the spy thriller (not to mention assorted other genres), and the comic invention is fairly constant.

Full Review Source: Chicago Reader

October 18, 2011

TV Guide's Movie Guide

Zucker, Abrahams, and Zucker present a narrative that is hopelessly convoluted, but that, of course, is exactly their intention as they pile joke upon joke, filling their film with inventive sight gags.

Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | Original Score: 3/4

October 18, 2011
Richard Schickel
TIME Magazine
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This time, though, the creative group has neglected to build to the kind of giddy, everything-plus-the-kitchen-sink climax that made Airplane! such a memorable exercise in anarchy.

Full Review Source: TIME Magazine

October 18, 2011


Featuring cows wearing boots, a scene involving skeet surfin' (filmed in Cornwall of all places), and French characters named 'Déjà Vu' and 'Avant Garde', this is an absurd comedy that hits far more times than it misses.

Full Review Source: Film4

October 18, 2011
Kim Newman
Empire Magazine

Jokes so stupid as to seem almost surreal, an amazing range of cultural referents and a smattering of genuinely witty conceits.

Full Review Source: Empire Magazine | Original Score: 4/5

October 18, 2011
Jay Antani
Cinema Writer

The story has almost no momentum and runs out of gas, ending abruptly, but how can you knock a movie with so many gut-busting jokes?

Full Review Source: Cinema Writer | Original Score: 3/4

September 5, 2010
Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

I found its spirited irreverence to be refreshing.

Full Review Source: Ozus' World Movie Reviews | Original Score: B-

April 22, 2010
Variety Staff
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Secret! shares the same wonderful wacky attitude that allows just about any kind of gag to come flowing in and out of the picture at the strangest times.

Full Review Source: Variety

March 26, 2009
Brian Webster
Apollo Guide

Memorable both for its spoofing of a wacky combination of Elvis movies, spy movies and Second World War intrigue films and for the fact that it's Val Kilmer's film debut.

Full Review Source: Apollo Guide | Original Score: 75/100

February 18, 2009
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid

I could never figure out why this comedy-packed gem bombed during its day until I saw it again and realized how juvenile it is. Nevertheless, my memories of it helped me enjoy it once again.

Full Review Source: Combustible Celluloid | Original Score: 3/4

September 22, 2007
Geoff Andrew
Time Out
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Signs of desperation have begun to creep in some time before the end.

Full Review Source: Time Out

February 9, 2006
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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This movie will cheerfully go for a laugh wherever one is even remotely likely to be found.

Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | Original Score: 3.5/4

October 23, 2004
Vincent Canby
New York Times
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Top Secret! comes nowhere near Airplane! but in its own cheerful, low-pressure way, it's about as amiable an entertainment as you will find this summer.

Full Review Source: New York Times | Original Score: 3.5/5

August 30, 2004
Frederic and Mary Ann Brussat
Spirituality and Practice

Serves up a veritable smorgasbord of comic bits.

Full Review Source: Spirituality and Practice | Original Score: 3/5

August 19, 2004
Jon Niccum
Lawrence Journal-World

One of the funnier post-Airplane! free-for-alls

| Original Score: 4/5

July 18, 2003
Frank Ochieng

Another piece of loony bin entertainment from the Abrahams-Zucker chuckle factory...inspired in its wickedly silly-minded skin

| Original Score: 3/5

May 29, 2003
Jeffrey M. Anderson
San Francisco Examiner

Used to be very funny but doesn't hold up.

| Original Score: 3/5

May 2, 2003
Bob Bloom
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)

Intermittenly funny, but no Airplane!

| Original Score: 2/5

December 19, 2002
Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

The people making it seem to have enjoyed it more than I did.

| Original Score: 2/5

December 1, 2002
Rob Vaux
Flipside Movie Emporium

There are no good white basketball players, my friend. Just this inspired two-for-one send-up of WWII pictures and Elvis movies.

| Original Score: 4/5

August 1, 2002
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