Opening

93% Guardians of the Galaxy Aug 01
80% Get On Up Aug 01
90% Calvary Aug 01
—— Behaving Badly Aug 01
44% Child Of God Aug 01

Top Box Office

58% Lucy $43.9M
61% Hercules $29.8M
91% Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes $16.8M
57% The Purge: Anarchy $10.5M
43% Planes: Fire And Rescue $9.5M
18% Sex Tape $6.1M
17% Transformers: Age of Extinction $4.7M
16% And So It Goes $4.6M
23% Tammy $3.5M
90% A Most Wanted Man $2.7M

Coming Soon

—— Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Aug 08
—— Step Up: All In Aug 08
—— Into The Storm Aug 08
—— The Hundred-Foot Journey Aug 08
86% What If Aug 08

New Episodes Tonight

86% The Bridge (FX): Season 2
91% The Divide: Season 1
83% Extant: Season 1
—— Graceland: Season 2
—— Hot in Cleveland: Season 5
50% Jennifer Falls: Season 1
—— Motive: Season 2
69% Mystery Girls: Season 1
—— Rogue: Season 2
100% Suits: Season 4
38% Taxi Brooklyn: Season 1
—— Wilfred: Season 4
43% Young & Hungry: Season 1

Discuss Last Night's Shows

73% Chasing Life: Season 1
—— Covert Affairs: Season 5
88% Finding Carter: Season 1
67% Matador: Season 1
—— Perception: Season 3
—— Pretty Little Liars: Season 5
—— Rizzoli & Isles: Season 5
—— Royal Pains: Season 5
—— Sullivan & Son: Season 3
57% Tyrant: Season 1

Certified Fresh TV

86% The Bridge (FX): Season 2
83% Extant: Season 1
79% Halt and Catch Fire: Season 1
88% Manhattan: Season 1
100% Masters of Sex: Season 2
73% Murder in the First: Season 1
97% Orange is the New Black: Season 2
97% Orphan Black: Season 2
82% Satisfaction: Season 1
87% The Strain: Season 1
85% Welcome to Sweden: Season 1
77% You're the Worst: Season 1

Top Secret! Reviews

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Jonathan Rosenbaum
Chicago Reader
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The plot combines the rock musical with the spy thriller (not to mention assorted other genres), and the comic invention is fairly constant.

Full Review Source: Chicago Reader

October 18, 2011

TV Guide's Movie Guide

Zucker, Abrahams, and Zucker present a narrative that is hopelessly convoluted, but that, of course, is exactly their intention as they pile joke upon joke, filling their film with inventive sight gags.

Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | Original Score: 3/4

October 18, 2011

Film4

Featuring cows wearing boots, a scene involving skeet surfin' (filmed in Cornwall of all places), and French characters named 'Déjà Vu' and 'Avant Garde', this is an absurd comedy that hits far more times than it misses.

Full Review Source: Film4

October 18, 2011
Kim Newman
Empire Magazine

Jokes so stupid as to seem almost surreal, an amazing range of cultural referents and a smattering of genuinely witty conceits.

Full Review Source: Empire Magazine | Original Score: 4/5

October 18, 2011
Jay Antani
Cinema Writer

The story has almost no momentum and runs out of gas, ending abruptly, but how can you knock a movie with so many gut-busting jokes?

Full Review Source: Cinema Writer | Original Score: 3/4

September 5, 2010
Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

I found its spirited irreverence to be refreshing.

Full Review Source: Ozus' World Movie Reviews | Original Score: B-

April 22, 2010
Variety Staff
Variety
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Secret! shares the same wonderful wacky attitude that allows just about any kind of gag to come flowing in and out of the picture at the strangest times.

Full Review Source: Variety

March 26, 2009
Brian Webster
Apollo Guide

Memorable both for its spoofing of a wacky combination of Elvis movies, spy movies and Second World War intrigue films and for the fact that it's Val Kilmer's film debut.

Full Review Source: Apollo Guide | Original Score: 75/100

February 18, 2009
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid

I could never figure out why this comedy-packed gem bombed during its day until I saw it again and realized how juvenile it is. Nevertheless, my memories of it helped me enjoy it once again.

Full Review Source: Combustible Celluloid | Original Score: 3/4

September 22, 2007
Bill Chambers
Film Freak Central

| Original Score: 3/5

September 20, 2005
Randy Shulman
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)

| Original Score: 3/5

June 30, 2005
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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This movie will cheerfully go for a laugh wherever one is even remotely likely to be found.

Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | Original Score: 3.5/4

October 23, 2004
Ryan Cracknell
Movie Views

| Original Score: 4/5

September 1, 2004
Vincent Canby
New York Times
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Top Secret! comes nowhere near Airplane! but in its own cheerful, low-pressure way, it's about as amiable an entertainment as you will find this summer.

Full Review Source: New York Times | Original Score: 3.5/5

August 30, 2004
Frederic and Mary Ann Brussat
Spirituality and Practice

Serves up a veritable smorgasbord of comic bits.

Full Review Source: Spirituality and Practice | Original Score: 3/5

August 19, 2004
Andy Klein
Los Angeles CityBeat

| Original Score: 4/5

June 19, 2004
Rebecca Murray
About.com

| Original Score: 4/5

November 23, 2003
Josh Gilchrist
Billings Outpost (Montana)

| Original Score: 3/5

October 5, 2003
Carol Cling
Las Vegas Review-Journal

| Original Score: 4/5

August 29, 2003
Jon Niccum
Lawrence Journal-World

One of the funnier post-Airplane! free-for-alls

| Original Score: 4/5

July 18, 2003
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