We're No Angels Reviews

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Cole Smithey
ColeSmithey.com
September 26, 2005
| Original Score: 4/5
Eric Melin
Lawrence.com
August 26, 2004
| Original Score: 3/5
Spence D.
IGN Movies
December 25, 2003
| Original Score: 3/5
Tony Toscano
Talking Pictures (U.S.)
September 26, 2003
| Original Score: 3/5
Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
September 11, 2003
One of Jordan's rare misfires.
| Original Score: 3/5
Phil Villarreal
Arizona Daily Star
December 24, 2002
Falls short of its potential, but a fun lark nonetheless.
| Original Score: 3/5
Paul Matwychuk
Vue Weekly (Edmonton, Canada)
October 10, 2002
| Original Score: 4/5
Scott Weinberg
eFilmCritic.com
July 27, 2002
| Original Score: 4/5
Top Critic
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
January 1, 2000
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4
Tracy Moore
Common Sense Media
April 1, 2015
Weak '80s fish-out-of water tale has violence, profanity.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Emanuel Levy
EmanuelLevy.Com
July 6, 2005
| Original Score: 1/5
JoBlo
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
February 7, 2005
Full Review | Original Score: 2/10
Jamie Gillies
Apollo Guide
August 23, 2004
This, one of the most disappointing films of the 1980s, was a dud upon its release and has not held up well at all.
Full Review | Original Score: 57/100
Frank Swietek
One Guy's Opinion
May 6, 2004
| Original Score: 2/5
Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall
January 23, 2004
| Original Score: 2/5
Fred Topel
About.com
August 11, 2003
Boring fish out of water story. No laugh out loud moments.
| Original Score: 1/5

BBC.com
September 26, 2002
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Rob Vaux
Flipside Movie Emporium
August 13, 2002
| Original Score: 2/5
Philip Martin
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette
July 30, 2002
| Original Score: 2/5
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Variety
March 26, 2009
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid
May 26, 2006
Top Critic

Time Out
February 11, 2006
Bill Gallo
Dallas Observer
May 6, 2005
Top Critic
Vincent Canby
New York Times
May 20, 2003

Movieline
January 9, 2002
Top Critic
Hal Hinson
Washington Post
January 1, 2000
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