• PG-13, 1 hr. 41 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Neil Jordan
    In Theaters:
    Dec 15, 1989 Wide
    On DVD:
    Feb 17, 2004
  • Paramount Home Video

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We're No Angels Reviews

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Philip Martin
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette

| Original Score: 2/5

July 30, 2002
Rob Vaux
Flipside Movie Emporium

| Original Score: 2/5

August 13, 2002
Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall

| Original Score: 2/5

January 23, 2004
Jamie Gillies
Apollo Guide

This, one of the most disappointing films of the 1980s, was a dud upon its release and has not held up well at all.

Full Review Source: Apollo Guide | Original Score: 57/100

August 23, 2004
JoBlo
JoBlo's Movie Emporium

Full Review Source: JoBlo's Movie Emporium | Original Score: 2/10

February 7, 2005
Fred Topel
About.com

Boring fish out of water story. No laugh out loud moments.

| Original Score: 1/5

August 11, 2003
Frank Swietek
One Guy's Opinion

| Original Score: 2/5

May 6, 2004
Emanuel Levy
EmanuelLevy.Com

| Original Score: 1/5

July 6, 2005

BBC

Full Review Source: BBC | Original Score: 1/5

September 26, 2002
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | Original Score: 3/4

January 1, 2000
Phil Villarreal
Arizona Daily Star

Falls short of its potential, but a fun lark nonetheless.

| Original Score: 3/5

December 24, 2002
Scott Weinberg
eFilmCritic.com

| Original Score: 4/5

July 27, 2002
Cole Smithey
ColeSmithey.com

| Original Score: 4/5

September 26, 2005
Eric Melin
Lawrence.com

| Original Score: 3/5

August 26, 2004
Paul Matwychuk
Vue Weekly (Edmonton, Canada)

| Original Score: 4/5

October 10, 2002
Spence D.
IGN Movies

| Original Score: 3/5

December 25, 2003
Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

One of Jordan's rare misfires.

| Original Score: 3/5

September 11, 2003
Tony Toscano
Talking Pictures (U.S.)

| Original Score: 3/5

September 26, 2003
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid
May 26, 2006
Hal Hinson
Washington Post
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January 1, 2000
Vincent Canby
New York Times
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May 20, 2003
Bill Gallo
Dallas Observer
May 6, 2005

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