• R, 2 hr. 26 min.
  • Drama
  • Directed By:
    Martin Scorsese
    In Theaters:
    Sep 19, 1990 Wide
    On DVD:
    Mar 26, 1997
  • Warner Bros.

GoodFellas Quotes

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    1. James Conway: Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
    – Submitted by Chris L (10 months ago)
    1. Henry Hill: As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
    – Submitted by Chris L (10 months ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: What do you mean funny? Like a clown? Do I amuse you? Huh?
    – Submitted by Judson P (17 months ago)
    1. Henry Hill: Anything I wanted was a phone call away.
    – Submitted by Kia M (17 months ago)
    1. James Conway: It's gonna be a good summer!
    – Submitted by Kia M (17 months ago)
    1. Henry Hill: For a second I thought I was dead, but when I heard all the noise I knew they were cops. Only cops talked that way. If they had been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would have been dead.
    – Submitted by Kia M (17 months ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: Ping! Pow! Boom! Bing!
    – Submitted by Kia M (17 months ago)
    1. Billy Batts: This kid was great. They used to call him Spitshine Tommy, I swear to God! Now he'd make your shoes look like fuckin' mirrors, 'scuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best. He made a lot of money too, ah salud, Tommy.
    – Submitted by Kia M (17 months ago)
    1. Henry Hill: To me, it meant being somebody in a neighborhood full of nobodies.
    – Submitted by Kia M (17 months ago)
    1. Karen Hill: I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriends gave them a gun to hide. But I didn't. I gotta admit the truth, it turned me on.
    – Submitted by Kia M (17 months ago)
    1. Karen Hill: One night, Bobby Vinton sent us champagne. There was nothing like it. I didn't think there was anything strange in any of this. You know, a twenty-year-old kid with such connections. He was an exciting guy. He was really nice. he introduced me to everybody. Everybody wanted to be nice to him. And he knew how to handle it.
    – Submitted by Kia M (17 months ago)
    1. Henry Hill: One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.
    – Submitted by Kia M (17 months ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: Don't give me that fucking Tommy shit. What the fuck I asked you for, Henry? I asked you for a favor. I do a lot of fucking favors for you, don't I? I'm trying to bang this fucking broad, you wanna help me out!
    – Submitted by Eli T (17 months ago)
    1. James Conway: Come on fuckos, let's go for a ride.
    – Submitted by Eli T (17 months ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: Hey, Henry, Henry, hurry up, will ya? My mother's gonna make some fried peppers and sausage for us.
    2. James Conway: Oh, hey, Henry, Henry! Here's an arm!
    3. Henry Hill: Very funny, guys.
    4. James Conway: Here's a leg!
    5. Tommy DeVito: Here's a wing! Hey, what do you like, the leg or the wing, Henry? Or ya still go for the old hearts and lungs?
    – Submitted by Eli T (17 months ago)
    1. Paul Cicero: Just stay away from that garbage.
    – Submitted by Eli T (17 months ago)
    1. Henry Hill: As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
    – Submitted by Eli T (17 months ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: What the fuck are you doing? You're hanging around my fuckin' neck like a vulture, like impending danger.
    – Submitted by Eli T (17 months ago)
    1. Henry Hill: Whenever we needed money, we'd rob the airport. To us, it was better than Citibank.
    – Submitted by Eli T (17 months ago)
    1. Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
    2. Tommy DeVito: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
    3. Billy Batts: Okay, salud.
    4. Billy Batts: Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
    5. Tommy DeVito: Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!
    – Submitted by Eli T (17 months ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
    – Submitted by Eli T (17 months ago)
    1. Bobby Vinton: Roses are red, my love...fa la la la la....
    – Submitted by Melanie D (18 months ago)
    1. James Conway: You might know who we are, but we know who you are, you understand?
    – Submitted by Deep M (19 months ago)
    1. Stacks Edwards: In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this. A Jew broad, prejudiced against Italians.
    – Submitted by Adam O (19 months ago)
    1. James Conway: I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man, and learned the two greatest things in life. Look at me. Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
    – Submitted by Adam O (19 months ago)
    1. Henry Hill: To me being a gangster was better than being president of the United States.
    – Submitted by Adam O (19 months ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: All right so he got shot in the foot, what is it a big fuckin' deal?
    – Submitted by Isaac P (23 months ago)
    1. Henry Hill: As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
    – Submitted by jo t (23 months ago)
    1. James Conway: I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
    – Submitted by Gonzalo D (23 months ago)
    1. Henry Hill: I swear on my fucking mother, if you ever come near her again you're dead!
    – Submitted by Hunter E (2 years ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: Funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
    – Submitted by Bayarjargal B (2 years ago)
    1. Henry Hill: As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster.
    – Submitted by Sam R (2 years ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: You'd be late to your own FUCKING funeral.
    – Submitted by Zoran V (2 years ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
    – Submitted by Jeriel C (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Batts: Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box.
    2. Tommy DeVito: Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!
    – Submitted by Karl N (2 years ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.
    – Submitted by rick b (2 years ago)
    1. James Conway: Yeah? You should be sorry. Don't fuckin do it again and give me the money. Give me the fuckin money, You hear me? You hear me, I gotta come here and you bust my balls? Give me the fuckin money.
    2. Spider: [hesitating] Why don't you go fuck yourself, Tommy?
    3. James Conway: Attaboy! I got respect for this kid. He's got a lot of fucking balls. Good for you! Don't take no shit off nobody.
    4. James Conway: What's the fuckin' matter with you? What - what is the fuckin' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac?
    5. Tommy DeVito: Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot. Fuckin' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat.
    6. Tommy DeVito: Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?
    7. Frankie Carbone: Eh, I been playin' that numba for three years.
    – Submitted by rick b (2 years ago)
    1. Henry Hill: As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
    – Submitted by Maria D (2 years ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: What'd like Henry, the wing or the thigh?
    – Submitted by topher h (2 years ago)
    1. Henry Hill: Don't yeah, yeah me you little hick.
    – Submitted by topher h (2 years ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: [Tommy mocks at Spider] Oklahoma kid. That's me. I'm the Oklahoma kid. You fuckin' varmint! Dance. Dance. YAHOO, YA MOTHERFUCKER! [shoots Spider in the foot]
    – Submitted by Rishabh B (2 years ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: He said, 'No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy.' I said, 'All right, I'll tell you something: go fuck your mother.'
    – Submitted by Rishabh B (2 years ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?
    – Submitted by Rishabh B (2 years ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.
    – Submitted by Rishabh B (2 years ago)
    1. Henry Hill: You know, we always called each other goodfellas. Like you'd say to somebody: You're gonna like this guy, he's all right. He's a goodfella. He's one of us. You understand?
    – Submitted by Kevin H (2 years ago)
    1. Jimmy Two Times: I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.
    – Submitted by Mujo Cajz M (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Batts: Go home and get your shinebox!
    – Submitted by Eric G (2 years ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: Funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
    – Submitted by Alex A (2 years ago)
    1. James Conway: [voice over] To me being a gangster was better than being president of the United States.
    – Submitted by Tejas S (2 years ago)
    1. Henry Hill: Then there was Moe Black's brother, Fat Andy.
    – Submitted by Aron B (2 years ago)
    1. Spider: No, I thought you said 'I'm alright, Spider'.
    – Submitted by Sean W (2 years ago)
    1. Henry Hill: We called each other,'Goodfellas'.
    – Submitted by Sean W (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Batts: Why don't you go get your shine box?
    2. Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker!
    – Submitted by Sean W (2 years ago)
    1. Paul Cicero: You wasted eight fuckin' aprons on that guy.
    – Submitted by Sean W (2 years ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: I'm the Oklahoma kid!
    – Submitted by Sean W (2 years ago)
    1. Henry Hill: See, your murderers come with smiles...
    – Submitted by Lars P (2 years ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
    2. Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
    3. Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
    4. Henry Hill: Get the fuck outta here, Tommy!
    5. Tommy DeVito: Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
    – Submitted by Mark B (3 years ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
    – Submitted by Martin H (3 years ago)
    1. James Conway: What's the fuckin' matter with you? What - what is the fuckin' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac?
    2. Tommy DeVito: How am I meant to know you're kidding? What you mean, you're kidding? You breaking my fuckin' balls?
    3. James Conway: I'm fuckin' kidding with you! You fuckin' shoot the guy?
    4. Henry Hill: He's dead.
    5. Tommy DeVito: Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot. Fuckin' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat.
    6. James Conway: You stupid bastard, I can't fuckin' believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the fuckin' thing now. You're gonna dig the hole. You're gonna do it. I got no fuckin' lime. You're gonna do it.
    7. Tommy DeVito: Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?
    – Submitted by Sam B (3 years ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: Hey, Spider, that fuckin' bandage on your foot is bigger than your fuckin' head.
    – Submitted by Maajid A (3 years ago)
    1. Henry Hill: Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and got egg noodles with ketchup. I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
    – Submitted by Bob O (3 years ago)
    1. Henry Hill: "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
    – Submitted by Bram v (3 years ago)
    1. Stacks Edwards: this drink is better than sex baby
    – Submitted by Bram v (3 years ago)
    1. Billy Batts: Now Go Home and Get Your Fucking Shinebox!
    – Submitted by mr. m (3 years ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: You think I'm funny? Like I'm a Clown? I amuse you?
    – Submitted by Tyler C (3 years ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)
    1. Tommy DeVito: Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)
    1. Stacks Edwards: We always called each other Goodfellas.
    – Submitted by Chase J (3 years ago)

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