Oscar (1991)

All Critics (22) | Top Critics (7) | Fresh (2) | Rotten (14) | DVD (2)

When you're looking to remake French cinema, the name 'Stallone' leaps immediately to mind. As in, 'for God's sake, don't cast Sylvester Stallone!'

July 5, 2004 | Comment (1)

Martin Scribbs

Low IQ Canadian

Bad idea badly executed.

February 11, 2004

Ken Hanke

Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

This is why Stallone gave up on comedy.

September 17, 2003

Alex Sandell

Juicy Cerebellum

Only occasionally flirts with the breathless lunacy of well-conceived farce - and there are huge, painful gaps in between the few worthwhile gags.

June 16, 2003 Full Review

Scott Weinberg

eFilmCritic.com

The charm of this film lay in the talents of the supporting characters.

August 12, 2002

Robin Clifford

Reeling Reviews

• 1. Father Clemente: By the way, congratulations on your daughter marrying Bruce Underwood!
  2. Sofia Provolone: Umm I'm afraid there's been a change father she's now marrying a nice Italian boy, Anthony Rossano
  3. Father Clemente: that's all for the better! nothing but a BIG Italian wedding Anthony Rossano
  4. Angelo "Snaps" Provolone: Naw forget Anthony, she's not marrying him anymore
  5. Sofia Provolone: WHAT!!
  6. Father Clemente: Well that's a shame, but she's young, someday she'll find the right one
  7. Angelo "Snaps" Provolone: She's found the right one
  8. Sofia Provolone: WHO!!
  9. Angelo "Snaps" Provolone: DR. Poole
  10. Sofia Provolone: DR. POOLE?!!
  11. Dr. Thornton Poole: HELLO!!
  12. Angelo "Snaps" Provolone: Get back into the room!
  13. Father Clemente: looks like a nice young man
  14. Sofia Provolone: why is she marrying Dr. Poole, she barely knows him?
  15. Angelo "Snaps" Provolone: she barely knew the chofer too
  16. Sofia Provolone: Don't drag out Oscar in front of the father!
  17. Father Clemente: Who's Oscar?
  18. Sofia Provolone: Why isn't she marrying Anthony?!
  19. Angelo "Snaps" Provolone: Because Anthony is marrying Theresa
  20. Sofia Provolone: WHO"S THERESA?!!
  21. Angelo "Snaps" Provolone: Look, it's really very simple but i ain't got time to explain, I've got to call Nora
  22. Father Clemente: Whos Nora?
  23. Sofia Provolone: our maid
  24. Angelo "Snaps" Provolone: EX MAID!!
  25. Sofia Provolone: Now You fire the maid!!
  26. Angelo "Snaps" Provolone: no, she quit to marry Bruce Underwood!
  27. Sofia Provolone: when did that happen?!!
  28. Angelo "Snaps" Provolone: I DON"T KNOW!! Somewhere between my vest and my pants
  – Submitted by JuanYamanda R (7 months ago)
• 1. Dr. Thornton Poole: No way.
  – Submitted by Rajesh K (15 months ago)

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