Scream

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    Added: Mar 24, 2007

Scream Quotes

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    1. Sidney Prescott: You sick fucks. You've seen one too many movies!
    2. Billy Loomis: Now Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
    – Submitted by Alex A (4 months ago)
    1. Dewey Riley: He's my superior.
    2. Tatum Riley: Janitors are your superior.
    – Submitted by Rawballs B (13 months ago)
    1. Tatum Riley: Hey Dewey, can we go now?
    2. Dewey Riley: Hold on a second.
    3. Tatum Riley: Goddamn it! Dewey!
    4. Dewey Riley: What did mama tell you? When I wear this badge, you treat me like a man of the law!
    5. Tatum Riley: I'm sorry Deputy Dewey-boy, but we're ready to go. Now! Okay?
    – Submitted by Rawballs B (13 months ago)
    1. Gale Weathers: If I'm right about this, I could save a mans life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?
    – Submitted by Rawballs B (16 months ago)
    1. Randy Meeks: Did the police ask if you liked to hunt?
    2. Tatum Riley: Why would they do that? They didn't ask me.
    3. Stuart: Because there's no way a girl could have killed them.
    4. Tatum Riley: That is so sexist. The killer could have easily been a female. Basic Instinct.
    5. Stuart: That was an ice pick, not exactly the same thing.
    6. Stuart: Yeah, Casey and Steve were completely hollowed out. In fact,it takes a man to do something like that.
    7. Tatum Riley: Or a man's mentality.
    – Submitted by Marco M (18 months ago)
    1. Gale Weathers: Looks like we've got a serial killer on our hands!
    2. Dewey Riley: Well, a 'serial killer' is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.
    – Submitted by Marco M (18 months ago)
    1. Stuart: Why would he want to kill his own girlfriend?
    2. Randy Meeks: There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. That's the beauty of it all! Simplicity! Besides, if it gets too complicated, you lose your target audience.
    – Submitted by Marco M (18 months ago)
    1. Randy Meeks: [staring at Billy Loomis in the videostore] If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?
    – Submitted by Marco M (18 months ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: Why? Why did you kill my mother?
    2. Billy Loomis: You hear that Stu? I think she wants a motive. Well I don't really believe in motives Sid, I mean did Norman Bates have a motive?
    3. Stuart: No.
    4. Billy Loomis: Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lector liked to eat people? DON'T THINK SO. See it's a lot scarier when there's no motive.
    – Submitted by Marco M (18 months ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: You sick fucks! You've seen one too many movies.
    2. Billy Loomis: Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative.
    – Submitted by Marco M (18 months ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: Didn't you used to date Casey?
    2. Stuart: Yeah, for, like, two seconds!
    3. Randy Meeks: Til she dumped his ass for Steve!
    4. Tatum Riley: [to Stu] I thought you dumped her for me...
    – Submitted by Andrew G (18 months ago)
    1. Stuart: Do you like scary movies?
    2. Sidney Prescott: What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting.
    – Submitted by Rawballs B (23 months ago)
    1. Kenny: Where is she going?
    2. Gale Weathers: Kenny...
    3. Kenny: Yeah..
    4. Gale Weathers: I know you're 60 pounds overweight, but when I say 'hurry'? Please interpret that is 'Move your fat tub-of-lard ass, now!'
    – Submitted by Rawballs B (2 years ago)
    1. Gale Weathers: Can you tell me anything?
    2. Tatum Riley: Yeah! you're real pain in the ass! Leave Sid alone!
    – Submitted by Rawballs B (2 years ago)
    1. Casey Becker: [after Casey tells him to listen to her] No, you listen to me, you little bitch! You hang up on me and I'll gut you like a fish, understand?
    – Submitted by Bria M (2 years ago)
    1. Stuart: I'm feelin a little woozy here!
    – Submitted by Dave C (2 years ago)
    1. Stuart: Did you really called the police?
    2. Sidney Prescott: You bet your sorry ass I did..
    3. Stuart: My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me...
    – Submitted by Rawballs B (2 years ago)
    1. Randy Meeks: Maybe wouldn't have sex with him...
    2. Stuart: What, is she savin' herself for you?
    3. Randy Meeks: Maybe.
    – Submitted by Rawballs B (2 years ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: I already called the police.
    2. Stuart: My parents are going to be so mad at me!
    – Submitted by Japes . (2 years ago)
    1. Stuart: Ow! You hit me with the phone, dick!
    – Submitted by Japes . (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Loomis: I thought you said she was dead.
    2. Stuart: She looked dead man. She still does.
    – Submitted by Japes . (2 years ago)
    1. Randy Meeks: There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance: 1. You can never have sex. The minute you get a little nookie--you're as good as gone. Sex always equals death. 2. Never drink or do drugs. The sin factor. It's an extension of number one. And 3. Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, say 'I'll be right back.'
    – Submitted by Alex D (2 years ago)
    1. Kenny: Where's she goin'?
    2. Gale Weathers: Kenny, I know your 60 pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that is move your fat tub-of-lard ass, now!
    – Submitted by Rawballs B (2 years ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: It's okay, Tatum she's just doin' her job.
    2. Gale Weathers: Yes, that's right.
    3. Sidney Prescott: So how's the book?
    4. Gale Weathers: Well, it'll be out later, this year.
    5. Sidney Prescott: I'll look for it.
    6. Gale Weathers: I'll send you a copy. [Sidney then punches her in the face]
    7. Dewey Riley: Where'd you learn how to punch like that?
    – Submitted by Nick P (2 years ago)
    1. Casey Becker: [smiling] Why do you want to know my name?
    2. Billy Loomis: [as Ghostface] Because I want to know who I'm looking at.
    3. Casey Becker: [scared] What did you say?
    4. Billy Loomis: [as Ghostface] I said... I want to know who I'm talking to.
    – Submitted by zachary v (2 years ago)
    1. Stuart: I always had a thing for you Sid!
    2. Sidney Prescott: [bites Stuart's hand and slams a vase on his head]
    3. Stuart: Bitch.
    – Submitted by Rawballs B (2 years ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: You sick fuck, you've seen one two many movies
    2. Billy Loomis: [Maniacal look on his face] Nah, Syd. Movies don't create psychos... Movies make psychos MORE CREATIVE! [stabs Stuart]
    – Submitted by Noah G (2 years ago)
    1. Billy Loomis: [as Ghostface, harassing Casey with movie trivia] Name the killer in Halloween.
    2. Casey Becker: I don't know...
    3. Billy Loomis: [as Ghostface] It's your favorite scary movie, remember? He had on the white mask, he stalked the babysitters.
    4. Casey Becker: I don't know!
    5. Billy Loomis: Come on, yes you do. What's his name? Steve's counting on you.
    6. Casey Becker: Michael... Michael Myers.
    7. Billy Loomis: [as Ghostface] Very good! Now for the real question.
    8. Casey Becker: [upset] NO!
    9. Billy Loomis: [as Ghostface] But you're doing so well! We can't stop now!
    10. Casey Becker: Please, stop! Leave us alone!
    – Submitted by Gavin S (2 years ago)
    1. Casey Becker: Look, I am two seconds away from calling the police!
    2. Billy Loomis: [as Ghostface] They'll never make it in time. We're out in the middle of nowhere.
    3. Casey Becker: What do you want?
    4. Billy Loomis: [as Ghostface] To see what your insides look like!
    – Submitted by Gavin S (2 years ago)
    1. Casey Becker: [angry after receiving harassing phone calls] Listen asshole!
    2. Billy Loomis: [as Ghostface] No, you listen you little bitch! You hang up on me again and I'll gut you like a fish, understand?!
    3. Casey Becker: [scared] Is this some kind of joke?
    4. Billy Loomis: [as Ghostface] More of a game really. Can you handle that... blondie?
    – Submitted by George R (2 years ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: [on the phone as Ghostface in disguise] Oh, Stu, Stu. Billy's got a motive. The police are on their way. What are you gonna tell them?
    2. Stuart: Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive.
    3. Billy Loomis: We'll rip you up, you bitch! Just like your fucking mother!
    4. Sidney Prescott: [to Billy] You gotta find me first, you pansy ass momma's boy.
    – Submitted by Gavin S (2 years ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: [on the phone with Ghostface thinking it's Randy] Can you see me now?
    2. Billy Loomis: [as Ghostface] Uh-huh.
    3. Sidney Prescott: [on the phone with Ghostface] Yeah, ok. What am I doing? Huh, huh? What am I doing? Hello! Nice try, Randy. Tell Tatum to hurry up, okay? Bye now.
    4. Billy Loomis: [as Ghostface] You hang up on me and you'll die, just like your mother! Do you want to die, Sidney? Your mother sure didn't!
    5. Sidney Prescott: [to Ghostface] Fuck you, you cretin.
    – Submitted by Gavin S (2 years ago)
    1. Stuart: Houston, we have a problem here.
    2. Billy Loomis: What?
    3. Stuart: The gun man the gun! I put it right there it's not there.
    4. Billy Loomis: Where the fuck is it?!
    5. Gale Weathers: Right here asshole.
    – Submitted by Rawballs B (2 years ago)
    1. Randy Meeks: Don't ever, EVER say I'll be right back, cause you won't be back.
    2. Stuart: I'm getting another beer, want one?
    3. Randy Meeks: Yeah, sure.
    4. Stuart: I'll be right back!
    – Submitted by Gioow A (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: That's right...you gave it up. Now you're no longer a virgin Ooh! I said 'virgin' Whoops!! Now you got to die, those are the rules.
    2. Billy Loomis: Let's pretend it's all one big scary movie. How do you think it's gonna end?
    3. Stuart: Oh! Oh! This is the greatest part you're gonna love this! Yeah you're gonna love this one. It's a scream baby! Hold on a sec, I'll be right back!
    4. Billy Loomis: You know what time it is, Sid? It's after midnight. It's your mom's anniversary. We killed her exactly one year ago today.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Billy Loomis: (about the gun) Where the f**k is it?
    2. Gale Weathers: Right here, a**hole.
    3. Billy Loomis: I thought she was dead?
    4. Stuart: She looked dead, man. Still does.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Tatum Riley: (to Gale) Nice welt, sweetie.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Gale Weathers: There she is! Sidney, hi, what happened? Are you alright?
    2. Tatum Riley: She's not answering any questions alright. Just leave us alone.
    3. Sidney Prescott: No, no Tatum it's okay. She's just doing her job, right Gale?
    4. Gale Weathers: That's right.
    5. Sidney Prescott: So how's the book?
    6. Gale Weathers: Oh it'll be out later this year.
    7. Sidney Prescott: Oh, I'll look for it.
    8. Gale Weathers: I'll send you a copy. (Sidney punches Gale in the face)
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Casey Becker: Listen a**hole!
    2. Stuart: No you listen to me you little bitch! You hang up on me again and I'll gut you like a fish!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: What's that noise?
    2. Casey Becker: Popcorn!
    3. Stuart: You're making popcorn?
    4. Casey Becker: Uh huh.
    5. Stuart: I only eat popcorn at the movies.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Casey Becker: (on the phone) What do you want?
    2. Stuart: To see what your insides look like.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: You still haven't told me your name.
    2. Casey Becker: Why do you want to know my name?
    3. Stuart: Because I want to know who I'm looking at.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: Hello, Sidney.
    2. Sidney Prescott: Um, hi. Who is this?
    3. Stuart: You tell me.
    4. Sidney Prescott: Well I, I have no idea.
    5. Stuart: Scary night isn't it? With the murders and all it's like right out of a horror movie or something.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: The Fog, Terror Train, Prom Night. How come Jamie Lee Curtis is in all of these movies?
    2. Randy Meeks: She's the 'Scream Queen'!
    3. Stuart: Yeah with a set of lungs like that, she should be.
    4. Tatum Riley: Tits! See?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Principal Himbry: (looks out door) Damn little shi*s.
    2. Principal Himbry: Not you Fred.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: Why are you doing this?
    2. Billy Loomis: It's all part of the game, Sidney. It's called guess how I'm gunna die!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Dewey Riley: He's my superior!
    2. Tatum Riley: Janitor is your superior.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: Sure is quiet. God, look at this place. It's the town of the 'Dreaded Sun Down'.
    2. Dewey Riley: I saw that movie. It was about a killer in Texas huh?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: I didn't kill anybody.
    2. Billy Loomis: Nobody said you did.
    3. Stuart: Thanks buddy!
    4. Randy Meeks: Besides, 'It takes a MAN to do something like that!
    5. Stuart: Yeah I ought to gut your ass in a second, kid.
    6. Randy Meeks: Tell me something. Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? Because I heard they found her liver in the mailbox next to her spleen and her pancreas.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: Because there's no way a girl could have killed them.
    2. Tatum Riley: That is so sexist. The killer could easily be female. Basic Instinct?
    3. Randy Meeks: That was an ice pick. Not exactly the same thing.
    4. Stuart: Yeah, Casey and Steve were completely hollowed out. In fact, it takes a man to do something like that.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: Who is this?
    2. Casey Becker: Who are you trying to reach?
    3. Stuart: What number is this?
    4. Casey Becker: Well, what number are you trying to reach?
    5. Stuart: I don't know.
    6. Casey Becker: I think you have the wrong number.
    7. Stuart: Do I?
    8. Casey Becker: It happens. Take it easy.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: (before getting stabbed) I'm ready baby! Right! Get up! Yeah baby, get up! Hit it!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: You know if, if I was wrong about Cotton Weary, then the killer's still out there.
    2. Tatum Riley: Don't go there, Sid. You're starting to sound like some Wes Carpenter flick or something.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: (on the phone with Sidney) If you hang up on me, you'll die just like your mother!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Dewey Riley: Do you know what that constellation is?
    2. Gale Weathers: No, what is it?
    3. Dewey Riley: I don't know. That's why I was asking you.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Gale Weathers: Of course, you don't look a day over 12, except in that upper torso area. Does the force require you to work out?
    2. Dewey Riley: No, ma'am. 'Cause of my boyish good looks, muscle mass has increased my acceptance as a serious police officer.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Randy Meeks: We had a run in the mass murder section.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Casey Becker: He's big, and he plays football, and he'll kick the sh*t out of you!!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: Kizzo-Kaskcoo is out. I don't know what you did Sidney but on behalf of the entire school we all say, thank you!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Dewey Riley: You're not supposed to be here.
    2. Gale Weathers: I know. I should be in New York covering the Sharon Stone stalker, but who knew?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Dewey Riley: If I may say so, Miss Weathers, you are much prettier in person.
    2. Gale Weathers: So you do watch the show!
    3. Dewey Riley: I'm 25. I was 24 for a whole year.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Gale Weathers: Looks like we've got a serial killer on our hands!
    2. Dewey Riley: Well, a 'serial killer' is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Billy Loomis: What do I have to do to prove to you that I'm not a killer?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: It's never going to stop is it?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Randy Meeks: Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare.
    2. Sidney Prescott: (shoots Billy after he rises up) Not in my movie.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: Liver alone!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Billy Loomis: It's like Jodie Foster in Silence of the Lambs when she keeps having flashbacks of her dead father.
    2. Sidney Prescott: But, this is life. This isn't a movie.
    3. Billy Loomis: Sure it is, Sid. It's all, it's all a movie. It's all? One great big movie, though you can't pick your genre.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Tatum Riley: Cut Casper, that's a wrap!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: What's your favorite scary movie?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: See it's a fun game Sidney. We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, BOO-GAH, you die.
    2. Billy Loomis: You get it right, you die.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Billy Loomis: You hear that Stu? I think she wants a motive. Well I don't really believe in motives Sid, I mean did Norman Bates have a motive?
    2. Stuart: No.
    3. Billy Loomis: Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lector liked to eat people? DON'T THINK SO. See it's a lot scarier when there's no motive.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Billy Loomis: Your slut mother was fu**ing my father. She's the reason my mom moved out and abandoned me. How's that for a motive?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Billy Loomis: I was home watching television and uh, The Exorcist was on. It got me thinking of you.
    2. Sidney Prescott: It did?
    3. Billy Loomis: Yeah, it was edited for TV all the good stuff was cut out. And, it got me thinking of us. How 2 years ago we started off hot and heavy. Nice solid R rating on our way to a NC-17. And now, things have changed and, lately were just sort of edited for television.
    4. Sidney Prescott: Oh so you thought you would climb through my window and have a little raw footage?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Billy Loomis: (licks "blood" from his fingers) Corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig's blood in 'Carrie.'
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: I always had a thing for you, Sid!
    2. Sidney Prescott: In your dreams!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Gale Weathers: Guess I remembered the safety that time, bastard.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Gale Weathers: Oh, God, Kenny. I'm sorry, but get off my fu**ing windshield!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: You know who I think it is? I think it's her father. Why can't they find her pops man?
    2. Randy Meeks: Because, he's probably dead. His body will come popping up in the last reel somewhere! Eyes gouged out! Fingers cut off! Teeth knocked out! See, the police are always off track with this sh*t. If they'd watch Prom Night they'd save time. There's a formula to it! A very simple formula! Everybody's a suspect! I'm telling you, the dad's a red herring. It's Billy.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Randy Meeks: There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex. (crowd boo's) BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs. The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, 'I'll be right back.' Because you won't be back.
    2. Stuart: I'm getting another beer, you want one?
    3. Randy Meeks: Yeah, sure.
    4. Stuart: I'll be RIIIIIGGGGHHHHT BAAAAAACK!
    5. Randy Meeks: See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Billy Loomis: (to Sidney) Maternal abandonment causes serious deviant behavior. It certainly fu**ed you up. It caused you to have sex with a psychopath.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Tatum Riley: (talking to Sidney about Casey Becker's death) It's so sad. Her mom and dad found her hanging from a tree limb, her insides on the outside.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Billy Loomis: That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her sh*t all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something.
    2. Stuart: Yeah but let's face it Sidney. Your mother was no Sharon Stone, huh?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: (when Billy asks him to find Sidney) I can't Billy. I think you cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here man.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Gale Weathers: I've got an ending for you. The reporter left for dead in the news van, comes to. Stumbles on you two dipsh*ts, finds the gun, foils your plan, and saves the day.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Billy Loomis: We all go a little mad sometimes.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Principal Himbry: You make me so sick. Your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Randy Meeks: There's always some stupid bullsh*t reason to kill your girlfriend. That's the beauty of it all! Simplicity! Besides, if it gets too complicated, you lose your target audience.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Billy Loomis: It occurred to me that I had never snuck through your bedroom window.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Randy Meeks: It's the millennium. Motives are incidental.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: Do you like scary movies?
    2. Sidney Prescott: What's the point? They're all the same; some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: (speaking into voicebox) Surprise, Sidney.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: Oh, my God. Randy I thought you were dead.
    2. Randy Meeks: I probably should be. I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Billy Loomis: (to Stu, about being stabbed) Don't forget, go to the side and don't go to deep.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: You see, Sid, everybody dies but us! Everybody dies but us! We get to carry on and plan the sequel! Cause let's face it, baby! These days, you gotta have a sequel!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: Name the killer in Friday the 13th.
    2. Casey Becker: Jason! Jason! Jason!
    3. Stuart: I'm sorry! That's the wrong answer!
    4. Casey Becker: No it's not. No it's not. It was Jason.
    5. Stuart: Afraid not. No way.
    6. Casey Becker: Listen, it was Jason! I saw that movie twenty goddamn times!
    7. Stuart: Then you should know Jason's mother, Mrs. Voorhees, was the original killer! Jason didn't show up until the sequel! I'm afraid that was a wrong answer.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Tatum Riley: Just think, if they make a movie about all this, who would play you?
    2. Dewey Riley: I see you as a young Meg Ryan, myself.
    3. Sidney Prescott: Thanks, Dewey, but with my luck I'd get Tori Spelling.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: Did you really call the police?
    2. Sidney Prescott: You bet your sorry ass I did.
    3. Stuart: (crying) My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: Why can't I be a Meg Ryan movie? Or even a good porno?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: I will totally protect you. Yo I am so buff, I got you covered, girl.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Tatum Riley: No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface. I wanna be in the sequel!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Dewey Riley: They sell this costume in every five and dime in the state. There is no way we can track the purchase.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Principal Himbry: So. Two of your fellow students, just savagely murdered, and this is the way that you show your compassion and sensitivity, huh? Let me tell you something. You're both expelled. Get out!
    2. Expelled Kid: Aw come on Mr. Himbry. It was just a joke!
    3. Expelled Kid: That is not fair!
    4. Principal Himbry: You're absolutely right. It is not fair. Fairness would be to rip your insides out and hang you from a tree so we can expose you for the heartless, desensitized little sh**s that you are!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: Are you alone in the house?
    2. Sidney Prescott: Randy, that's so unoriginal. I'm disappointed in you.
    3. Stuart: Maybe that's because, I'm not Randy.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Randy Meeks: Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?
    2. Stuart: HA-HA! No. I don't, at all!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Gale Weathers: Okay I think it's going to go something like this, just stay with me. Hi, this is Gale Weathers with an exclusive eyewitness account of this amazing breaking story. Several more local teens are dead, bringing to an end the harrowing mystery of the masked killings that has terrified this peaceful community like the plot of some scary movie. It all began with the scream of a 911, and ended in a bloodbath that has rocked the town of Woodsboro. All played out here in this peaceful farmhouse, far from the crimes and the sirens of the larger cities that its residents have fled. Okay, let's take it back to one. Come on, move it! This is my big shot. Let's go.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: (after Billy accidentally hits Stu with the phone) Owe! You fu**ing hit me with the phone, di*k!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: Ah, Stu, Stu, Stu. What's your motive? Billy's got one. The police are on their way. What are you going to tell them?
    2. Stuart: Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: Not so fast, we're going to play a little game. It's called: Guess who just called the police and reported your sorry motherfu**ing ass!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: (before flashing her boobs to Billy) Would you settle for a PG-13 relationship?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: (the phone rings) Should I let the machine get it?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Billy Loomis: Find her, you dipsh*t! Get up!
    2. Stuart: I can't, Billy. You already cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: Oh stop it Billy, would you, all right? I can't take it anymore. I'm feeling a little woozy here!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: Watch a few movies, take a few notes. It was fun!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Dewey Riley: Tatum, you can't be here. This is an official crime scene.
    2. Sidney Prescott: It's okay.
    3. Tatum Riley: Her dad's out of town, all right. She's staying with us tonight.
    4. Dewey Riley: Does mom know?
    5. Tatum Riley: Yes doofus.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: How do you gut someone?
    2. Stuart: You take a knife and you slit them from groin to sternum.
    3. Billy Loomis: Hey. It's called tact, you f**k-rag.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: (to Billy) I am sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to you and your perfect existence.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: (after stabbing Billy) Sorry Billy. I guess I got a little too zealous, that's all.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: F**k you.
    2. Billy Loomis: No, no, no, no, no. We've already played that game, remember? You lost.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Randy Meeks: Look, here comes the obligatory tit shot.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Casey Becker: Look, I am two seconds away from calling the police!
    2. Stuart: They'll never make it in time. We're out in the middle of nowhere.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Billy Loomis: What's the matter Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: As if. That's all I'm saying, as if.
    2. Randy Meeks: Oh, really, Alicia?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Randy Meeks: If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath, would you be standing in the horror section?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Randy Meeks: (to Stu; about Billy) What's Leatherface doing here?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Tatum Riley: Who am I, the beer wench?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Dewey Riley: Think he did it?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Tatum Riley: Billy and his penis don't deserve you.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: (to Sidney) Looks like you fingered the wrong guy, again.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Tatum Riley: (hits Stu with a lollipop) Stupidity leak!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: So what are you saying is, that I killed her?
    2. Randy Meeks: It certainly would improve your high school 'Q'.
    3. Tatum Riley: Stu was with me last night, okay?
    4. Stuart: Yeah, I was.
    5. Randy Meeks: Was that before or after he sliced and diced?!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Reporter: Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? People want to know. They have a right to know! How does it feel?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Dewey Riley: (shines a flashlight on his face) You're not scared are you?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: (to Casey) Can you handle that. Blondie?!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Gale Weathers: Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as, move your fat tub of lard ass now!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Kenny: (about Randy on the couch; with the killer behind him) Behind ya kid. Behind ya!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Gale Weathers: Jesus, the camera, hurry!
    2. Kenny: My name isn't Jesus.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Stuart: I wanna see breasts. I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?
    2. Randy Meeks: Breasts? Not until 'Trading Places' in '83. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Dewey Riley: When I wear this badge you treat me as a man of the law.
    2. Tatum Riley: I'm sorry Deputy-Dewey-Boy but, we're ready to go. Now okay?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Randy Meeks: Listen up. They found Principal Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Casey Becker: Who's there?
    2. Stuart: You should never say 'who's there?' Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out here to investigate a strange noise or something.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Tatum Riley: I'll send you a copy. BAM! Bitch went down. I'll send you a copy. BAM! Sid! Superbitch!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sidney Prescott: You sick fu**s. You've seen one too many movies!
    2. Billy Loomis: Now Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Billy Loomis: I wouldn't dream of breaking your underwear rule.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Billy Loomis: Now Sid, don't you blame the movies, movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!
    – Submitted by Rocky F (3 years ago)
    1. Randy Meeks: Never, ever, ever, under any circunstances say, 'I'll be right back', cause you won't be back.
    2. Stuart: I'm getting another beer, you want one ?
    3. Randy Meeks: Yeah sure.
    4. Stuart: I'll be right back!
    – Submitted by Philippe B (3 years ago)
    1. Cotton Weary: Do you like scary movies?
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. Cotton Weary: "What's your favorite scary movie?"
    – Submitted by dyl p (3 years ago)

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