McHale's Navy Reviews
Suitable only for movie-goers who have undergone frontal lobotomies.
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| Original Score: 1/4
eFilmCritic.com
How to turn a so-so series into a witless movie. Earns a half-star for Bruce Campbell.
| Original Score: 1.5/5
Reeling Reviews
The most idiotic, unfunny script imaginable.
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| Original Score: D
By the end, this soporific comedy makes 105 minutes feel more like a two-year hitch.
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| Original Score: 0/4
Film Scouts
The problem is that when the jokes are as flat as two-day old Coke, your mind has time to think about all the plot incongruities too.
Kansas City Kansan
Tom Arnold is no Ernest Borgnine. A profound statement.
| Original Score: 2/5
A ham-fisted, fitfully amusing lark that quickly runs aground.
eFilmCritic.com
I'm not even going to get into the dialogue, the plot, the other performances, because as the sage advice goes, if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
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| Original Score: 1/5
Boston Phoenix
All apologies to the handful of Americans who've waited decades for this big-screen update of the '60s sitcom--the result is both awful and awfully irrelevant.
Cinematter
Yet another recycled sitcom turned feature film, and is about as appealing as a failed television pilot.
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| Original Score: 1/4
Austin Chronicle
The process of conceiving, producing, and distributing this comedic Superfund site required active, premeditated thought and effort that, in a just world, would be punishable by hard jail time.
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| Original Score: 0/5
Deseret News, Salt Lake City
A lot like its star, Tom Arnold -- big and bombastic, with no substance.
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| Original Score: 1.5/4

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