Weekly Ketchup: Anne Hathaway and Hugh Jackman in Les Miserables
SummaryHollywood's weekly news cycles have been very slow through most of August, and the buzz only got quieter this week before the Labor Day weekend. Things are so slow, that it was even difficult for this writer to figure out which story deserves to be the Top Story. There were only a total of 14 news stories (at all) to choose from for the week's Top 10, which meant that a story had to be really obscure not to be included. This week's hum drum announcements include new projects for Josh Brolin, Anne Hathaway, Ed Helms, Dwayne Johnson, Taylor Lautner, Zoe Saldana and director Martin Scorsese. Back to Article

The Watcher
00 - Nope, not interested. I'm a man RAAARG! Beer! Women! Explosions! Not singing pansies prancing around a set. There are only 2 musicals that I can say I enjoyed: Sweeney Todd and Once More with Feeling (the Buffy episode)
01 - This, on the other hand, is awesome. Not counting Hugo (which looks like total ass, and not the good kind) and a few misfires here and there, Martin has been on a roll for the majority of his career.
02 - Oldboy is a movie that really doesn't need a remake. Unless you're a lazy asshat who can't bother reading subtitles, you've probably already seen this masterpiece, and if not: shame on you.
03 - Blah. Rom Com = instant cure for insomnia.
04 - The original was meh but the premise is certainly interesting. Here's hoping that the US version will turn out better *hyper-doubtful*
05 - I'm guessing this is where the shit starts gaining momentum thanks to the steady dipping of the gutter. Watch it roll, ladies and gents!
06 - ...and it's still rolling; look at that, it's starting to lose traction and will soon enter free-falling mode...
07 - And it's free-falling! Going, going, going, whose head will it land on?
08 - *SPLAT!* Too bad no one was walking by at the time, so it merely killed itself on the ground, forming an interesting pattern. Wish I had my camera, then I could take a picture and sell it to FOX as the cover of Die Hard 5.
Sep 2 - 05:21 PM
Noah Kinsey
00- Awesome two musical examples!! Perfect!
01- I agree about Marty, but god was Gangs of New York dull and anti-climactic! I blame the studio compromises on the final cut - but still.
Sep 2 - 05:42 PM
The Watcher
Gangs of NY is a (very) flawed masterpiece. The studio interference almost killed it, but a few glimpses of what it could have been still shine through. Personally, I think it's worth watching just for Leo's and Lewis's performances.
Sep 2 - 05:56 PM
Noah Kinsey
I agree those two were amazingly good - but the clunky, quicksandish pacing made this movie not worth seeing twice. once again, I blame the studio.
Sep 2 - 06:29 PM
Sean Pak
It IS a flawed masterpiece, but I would put the emphasis here on "masterpiece." I've seen it four times and still think it's an awesome movie, a calling card if made by any other director. A lot of people hated the ending but I thought it was amazingly moving, almost makes me cry every time. Throughout the entire movie you feel more and more compassion for Bill the Butcher and more disillusionment about Leo's revenge, that when it finally comes it is anti-climactic, but purposefully so, and it's extremely powerful. You feel the disappointment of both characters, especially in their short moments of bonding on the battlefield. I love that movie, truly one of the decade's best.
Sep 3 - 12:15 AM
Alan Smithee
I'm not sure why anyone would bring up Gangs of New York to bash on. The only recent misfire of Scorsese's has been Shutter Island. Talk about anticlimactic and clunky. It ends with the biggest cliche psychological thriller twist, has some of the worst cgi I've seen in years, and as much as I respect Leo, he just didn't fit the role. I'm not looking forward to Hugo, but I think he'll get back on track sooner than later as he always does.
Sep 3 - 03:46 PM
Noah Kinsey
I think no one brings up Shutter Island because it is forgettable - for all the reasons you mention. Ugh. It didn't help the the trailer practically gave away the ending.
Sep 4 - 11:58 AM
Val Mordas
I have to agree on Shutter Island, it wasn't terrible but didn't really capture the essence of the novel.
Sep 4 - 05:43 PM
Bradly Martin
Thank you Valmordas. The novel was so tragically beautiful. I recommended the shutter island film to everyone I knew feeling that Martin and Leo would do the tale justice only to be utterly disappointed. Excellent book, average movie.
Sep 5 - 02:58 AM
Joshua Dinsmore
Woah, so you didn't like West Side Story, Singing in the Rain, or even The Wizard of Oz? C'mon now Watcher. Everything else is spot on though. :)
Sep 2 - 05:57 PM
The Watcher
Nope, nope and.... nope! If it has singing in it, then 99% of the time I'm not interested. This goes for most of classic Disney as well.
Sep 2 - 06:00 PM
Joshua Dinsmore
Well alright Watcher. Guess I can't change your mind. At least you like two musicals. :/
Sep 3 - 11:44 AM
Andreas Babs
But Singin in the Rain is awesome! It has a brilliant message about the advancement of technology affecting the advancement of Hollywood which can still be used today (not necessarily with talking pictures, but now with 3d films as an example and how many are trying to jump onto this bandwagon and many just don't work. Avatar is the new Jazz Singer I guess?).
Ah well. Musicals aren't for everyone. I can understand why people don't like having songs scattered around. I don't like many musicals myself but some are just so well done. =]
Sep 4 - 12:48 PM
Myron Kinsey
I hate the Wizard of Oz
Sep 2 - 07:18 PM
Danny Hall
Obviously he has never watched les misarables on the stage specifically designed for it in london. That play changed my life. jk it was awesome though
Sep 2 - 09:23 PM
Jacob Holmes
Les Miserables is NOT that kind of musical. There's practically no dancing in it at all whatsoever. Have you even listened to the music? It's frigging amazing. There's a reason why it's called one of the best musicals in history. And it's not a happy, cheerful kind of show like the Wizard of Oz or Singin' in the Rain. It's pretty darn serious. Anyway, my only concern is that I hope it doesn't turn out like the Phantom of the Opera movie. But since the director of The King's Speech is doing this and not Joel Schumacer(thank God), then it will probably be pretty darn good.
Sep 2 - 09:57 PM
The Watcher
No, I haven't listened to the music. I like underground hip hop, why the fuck would I ever bother with Les Misrables? You enjoy it - fine, go enjoy it, but it's not something I'm interested in AT ALL.
Sep 2 - 10:09 PM
Gordon Terry
LORD HAVE MERCY!!!!! Les Miserables is AWESOME: Jean ValJean, Cosette, Fountain, and JAVERT!!!!! Well, I can see where you hate the musical aspect, but maybe another good live-action, dramatic re-telling would be awesome!!!! Jean Valjean steals a loaf of bread and then Javert goes hunting him down, even when ValJean becomes The Bishop of Digne, Javert is still on the guy's tail . . . all over a godforsaken piece of bread. Still a Great Tale from The Guy Who Wrote Hunchback of Notre Dame. There are similarities between Quasimodo (in Hunchback of Notre Dame) and Jean Valjean (in Les Miserables)---both are unjustly demonized men. Well even ROBOCOP becomes demonized in the film of the same name--The entire police force almost guns-down Murphy/Robocop. ///Classic Epic storytelling seems to mandate that the central character becomes a scourge to humankind during the third and fourth acts and then emerges as the hero during acts 5 and 6 and then the seventh through 9th act features the equalization and victory of the hero over the villain.
Sep 3 - 08:36 AM
The Watcher
I'd be all for, say, watching it as a dramatic stage play, maybe as a movie, but only if they take out the "musical" part. I'm a fan of theatre, but like I said, not musicals.
Sep 3 - 10:42 AM
Sean Pak
I like underground hip-hop and musicals. You talk as if liking one thing means not bothering with the other, haha
Sep 3 - 01:03 PM
Jacob Holmes
in that case, watch the version with Liam Neeson and Geoffrey Rush that ISN'T a musical, but directly based on the original book
Sep 3 - 02:35 PM
Manuel Granados
I'd personally recommend the french version of Les Miserables, the one with Jean-Paul Belmondo and it's a retelling during world war 2. It's my favorite version and certainly not a musical. I am still puzzled as to why it got turned into a musical since the book has no moments or chapters where you can't help but think "oh man, Jan Valjean is going to burst into song now"
Sep 4 - 09:51 AM
Korey Winicky
man i tend to notice your posts and i tend to agree everyonce in while but your damn negative haha. either A) you think all musicals are for men who are not manly or B) you dont respect the aspect fo art and a movie. me myself agree more to Noah's contradiction to not seeing or wanting to se the movie though if he is a fan of the play like i am myself he'll prolly still see it and then tell ppl he didnt like i will hahaha. saying "if thats your thing awesome not mine" but dont undermine what they are as an art or the people who will enjoy it. being as hiphop is basically poetry done with both music and words on a level and a musical is essentailly the same thing and comparison to that of a normal stage play/and or movie. and i think it's ironic that SWEENEY TODD is your pick for a good musical. on stage there's no talking it's an OPERETTA. it JUST singing. and if it's a demasculine thing, Sweeney Todd is about a man done wrong, doing wrong and then laying his heart on the line and ultimately saying he is wrong for something he thought was justified. which is also desmasculating(is taht evena word?) at it's finest in the musical world. other wise keep up the good commentary... but you cant say you respect someones stance on something after basically calling them girlish and pansies (Which i understand is pointing at the actors in the plays) but still that reflects upon the type of person who likes musicals and would not look in the direction of a shoot em up blow em up romp. and if you like dramatic things like Sweeney i would suggest checking both sweeney and Les out if they ever come into your city. right now Les is in Seattle and man it's sold everynight even on the weekdays and it's insane in downtown when ever theres a showing. showings of people that if you put into many mnay many may screen would put many actioners to shame with the people who would show up.
Sep 3 - 02:22 PM
Alan Smithee
When the cast breaks into song and dance all the sudden, it breaks all of the immersion for me personally. Plus I find it all to be extremely obnoxious from the music itself to the "prancing" about. But for whatever reason I thoroughly enjoy Tim Burton's take on Sweeney Todd as well, although I did cringe every time that kid opened his pie hole. I'd say it has more to do with the story in combination with Burton's macabre vision that far outweighed any prejudice I have regarding musicals than anything else.
Sep 3 - 03:45 PM
Jason Wilkerson
Not even Little Shop of Horrors?! that's my favorite musical followed closely by Sweeney Todd. And anyone who loves movies that says they don't like Singing in the Rain, I have to question their devotion to film...
Sep 3 - 04:05 PM
Jason Wilkerson
P.S. - Last I heard, or at least when Spielberg was helming Oldboy, it wasn't going to be a remake of the brilliant Korean film. Oldboy is based on manga comic book, and Park Chan-Wook's film, while a masterpiece, deviated from the source material. So the American version was supposed to go back to the source and adapt that. I don't know if that's what Lee is going to do with this film now though.
Sep 3 - 04:09 PM
Manuel Granados
I cringe at the thought of mr. happy ending directing a remake or reimagining or adaptation of Oldboy
Sep 4 - 04:16 PM
Sherm Will
Ummm, what Spike Lee Movie has a happy ending besides Mo Better Blues? Please, do elaborate!
Sep 4 - 11:40 PM
Janson Jinnistan
"She Hate Me" (for better or worse). Most of Spike's films have cathartic happy endings, with wiser characters picking up the pieces. I'd say "Crooklyn", "He Got Game", "Get on the Bus", and "Girl 6" have happy endings despite 3rd act tragedies. And "Inside Man" is a happy ending once the motives are revealed.
Sep 5 - 04:59 AM
Manuel Granados
I was refering to Spielberg helming Oldboy not Lee. Comment that I replied to hints at Spielberg-Oldboy.
Sep 7 - 12:20 PM