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Screwed (2000)

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Average Rating: 3.5/10
Reviews Counted: 30
Fresh: 4 | Rotten: 26

Despite having real comics in the cast, this tedious and painfully unfunny movie desperately needs a screenplay.

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Average Rating: N/A
Critic Reviews: 4
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 4

Despite having real comics in the cast, this tedious and painfully unfunny movie desperately needs a screenplay.

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Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski, the screenwriting team who penned Ed Wood, The People vs. Larry Flynt, and Man on the Moon, made their debut as directors with this broad comedy. Norm MacDonald stars as a chauffeur who decides to get revenge on his wealthy boss by kidnapping her dog. Produced under the titles Pittsburgh, Ballbusted, and Foolproof, Screwed also stars Danny De Vito, Dave Chappelle, Sherman Helmsley, Elaine Stritch, and Sarah Silverman. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

PG-13,

Comedy

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Scott Alexander, Larry Karaszewski

Sep 26, 2000

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All Critics (40) | Top Critics (5) | Fresh (4) | Rotten (26) | DVD (6)

Screwed is latenight cable TV filler disguised as a feature film.

February 14, 2001 Full Review Source: Variety
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If this is how they want to squander a hard-earned opportunity, they should keep their day jobs.

January 1, 2000
Film.com
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Danny DeVito is the only cast member who succeeds in making something out of the movie's nothing of a screenplay.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: New York Times
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A shrill, stupid, brickbat-blatant piece of hackwork that practically sweats to be 'commercial.'

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly
Entertainment Weekly
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much better than i thought

April 9, 2008

I can't imagine any other filmmaker doing much worse with the already-poor material than they have.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: TheMovieReport.com
TheMovieReport.com

Screwed is a low-brow dognapping caper comedy that had all the early warning signs of a real stinker.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: SPLICEDWire
SPLICEDWire

After watching this thankfully brief comedic abomination, one can't help thinking it was conceived during a 14-martini lunch.

January 1, 2000
Reel.com

Avoid this like the plague.

January 1, 2000
Greenwich Village Gazette

Doesn't even have the decency to be horrifyingly funny.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide
TV Guide's Movie Guide

Once again, 'gross' does not automatically equal 'funny'.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com
eFilmCritic.com

Pitiful excuse for a film.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com
Filmcritic.com

The film's comedy falls like a thud in the path of forward progression, impeding laughter, believability, and sustained interest.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: Austin Chronicle
Austin Chronicle

Sweet and loopy.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: Film Journal International
Film Journal International

There are also too many examples of being weird just for the sake of being weird.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: EricDSnider.com
EricDSnider.com

The comedy throughout Screwed is as luscious as a cake baked in honor of Virginia's Crock's thirtieth birthday.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: Compuserve
Compuserve

What sort of filmmakers could possibly think it a good idea to title their picture Screwed?

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: One Guy's Opinion
One Guy's Opinion

Poorly conceived and executed.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: Screen It!
Screen It!

Screwed is an insane comedy -- not a great one, but a good one, and certainly better than most junk routinely screened and screened again by the studios.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: Sacramento Bee
Sacramento Bee

Audience Reviews for Screwed

No one would survive a lava lamp to the face.
October 25, 2007
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Nothing great, but works because of clever casting and funny material.
March 9, 2009
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