In a stronger year, the picture might have skipped the theaters altogether.
The Crew (2000)
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Reviews Counted:80
Fresh:15
Rotten:65
Average Rating:3.6/10
Consensus: Though the four actors are good together, the jokes are stale and not funny.
Synopsis: For a quartet of former wiseguys and lifelong friends, retirement is a degrading bore. Joey "Bats" (Burt Reynolds) is stuck working at Burger King, Bobby (Richard Dreyfuss) spends his time scouring... For a quartet of former wiseguys and lifelong friends, retirement is a degrading bore. Joey "Bats" (Burt Reynolds) is stuck working at Burger King, Bobby (Richard Dreyfuss) spends his time scouring Miami for his long-lost daughter, Tony (Seymour Cassel) is all washed up as a ladies' man, and Mike "The Brick" (Dan Hedaya) relives the glory days by sending Christmas cards to the old gang. It seems like old times when the boys run a little scam to protect their South Beach hotel from a yuppie invasion. Unfortunately, they run afoul of a drug kingpin in the process, and he soon comes looking for revenge. The result is a farcical entertainment, but also a case for the dignity and ability of the aged. Director Michael Dinner mines comedy from every vein--the mafia, old age, Jews and Hispanics--but relies on his four great, veteran principals to provide the best laughs and the pathos, as well. Bobby's personal story is the most fleshed-out, and Dreyfuss keeps the action moving, delivering the wry voiceover he perfected in STAND BY ME. [More]
Starring: Richard Dreyfuss, Burt Reynolds, Dan Hedaya, Seymour Cassel
Starring: Richard Dreyfuss, Burt Reynolds, Dan Hedaya, Seymour Cassel, Carrie-Anne Moss, Jennifer Tilly, Lainie Kazan, Anthony Sandoval, Jeremy Piven
Director: Michael Dinner
Director: Michael Dinner
Screenwriter: Barry Fanaro
Producer: Barry Sonnenfeld, Barry Josephson
Composer: Steve Bartek
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Mar 13, 2001
Reviews for The Crew
The movie is so mild, so benign, its humiliation-to-vindication arc so predictable and its old-folks jokes so feeble that you want them to start shooting the remake immediately.
Every time it delivers a clever line or appears on the verge of coming up with an original idea, a tide of cliches washes The Crew back out to sea.
The Crew came from a script that was ready for the retirement home itself.
Long, ponderous, and obvious, none of which are good things in a comedy.
For all its violent gestures, this one screams safety, safety, safety, never taking anything like a real chance, never going anywhere unruly or unpredictable in its dogged allegiance to blandness.
The comedy is consistent throughout the movie, and it is often very funny.
Most any movie, even a bad one, has some particular quality that stands out as its strong point ... With The Crew, however, there is a consistent lack of excellence.
Some movies (The Tao of Steve, say) are like Pepto for your summer blockbuster heartburn. This one is like a half-pound Macho Loco burrito. With fire salsa and extra onions.
This aging Goodfellas satisfies while you're there, but it doesn't stick with you like a real meal.
A sweet-natured little film with its heart in the right place, but despite its best intentions, it just doesn't quite come together.
The problem is the movie's witless script ... can never decide whether it wants to be Grumpy Old Men III or GoodFellas II and it comes up short on both counts.
My first reaction to The Crew was: 'Thank goodness it was only 88 minutes.'
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