• PG-13, 1 hr. 37 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Gil Junger
    In Theaters:
    Mar 31, 1999 Wide
    On DVD:
    Oct 12, 1999
  • Buena Vista Pictures

10 Things I Hate About You Quotes

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    1. Chastity: I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
    2. Bianca Stratford: I think you can in Europe.
    – Submitted by Sora Z (8 months ago)
    1. Bianca Stratford: I'm a crack-whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom!
    – Submitted by Pablo U (19 months ago)
    1. Chastity: Mr. Stratford, it's just a party.
    2. Walter Stratford: And hell is just a sauna.
    – Submitted by Tracy R (20 months ago)
    1. Cameron James: I burn, I pine, I perish.
    – Submitted by April P (2 years ago)
    1. Walter Stratford: My insurance does not cover PMS!
    – Submitted by Mikhael M (2 years ago)
    1. Joey Donner: Shit Bianca I'm shooting nose spray add tomorrow!
    2. Bianca Stratford: That's for making my date bleed.
    3. Bianca Stratford: [punch in the nose] That's for my sister!
    4. Bianca Stratford: [kicks in Joey's balls] And that's for me. [pushes Joey to the ground]
    – Submitted by Faysal D (2 years ago)
    1. Patrick Verona: 9:30 right? Oh I'm early.
    2. Katarina Stratford: Whatever I'm driving.
    3. Patrick Verona: Who knocked up your sister?
    – Submitted by Faysal D (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Morgan: But the next time you decide to storm in on the PTA, crusading for better lunch meat, or whatever it is you white girls complain about, ask them WHY they can't buy a book by a BLACK MAN!
    – Submitted by Elyssa M (2 years ago)
    1. Patrick Verona: Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.
    – Submitted by Cathy D (2 years ago)
    1. Patrick Verona: What is it with this chick, she have beer flavored nipples?
    – Submitted by Dan P (2 years ago)
    1. Patrick Verona: You're just too good to be true!
    – Submitted by Danny S (2 years ago)
    1. Katarina Stratford: Tell me something true.
    2. Patrick Verona: Something true... I hate peas.
    3. Katarina Stratford: No, something real, something no one else knows.
    4. Patrick Verona: Okay, you're sweet, and sexy, and completely hot for me.
    – Submitted by Danny S (2 years ago)
    1. Michael Eckman: The shit hath hitith the fan... ith.
    – Submitted by Danny S (2 years ago)
    1. Patrick Verona: Ooh, see that, there. Who needs affection when I have blind hatred?
    – Submitted by Danny S (2 years ago)
    1. Walter Stratford: I want you to wear the belly.
    2. Bianca Stratford: [Gasps] Daddy no.
    – Submitted by Boomer C (3 years ago)
    1. Patrick Verona: See, first of all, Joey is not half the man you are. Secondly, don't let anyone, ever, make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Go for it!
    – Submitted by Lea L (3 years ago)
    1. Walter Stratford: What are the two house rules? Number One: No dating till you graduate. Number Two: No dating till you graduate.
    – Submitted by Lea L (3 years ago)
    1. Walter Stratford: You're 18, you don't know what you want. And you won't know what you want 'til you're 45, and even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it.
    – Submitted by Lea L (3 years ago)
    1. Cameron James: Just 'cause you're beautiful, that doesn't mean that you can treat people like they don't matter.
    – Submitted by Lea L (3 years ago)
    1. Patrick Verona: Ooh, see that, there. Who needs affection when I have blind hatred?
    – Submitted by Lea L (3 years ago)
    1. Katarina Stratford: Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.
    – Submitted by Lea L (3 years ago)
    1. Katarina Stratford: I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
    – Submitted by Lea L (3 years ago)
    1. Walter Stratford: Hello, Katarina. Make anyone cry today?
    2. Katarina Stratford: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.
    – Submitted by Lea L (3 years ago)
    1. Bianca Stratford: Has the fact that you're completely psycho managed to escape your attention?
    – Submitted by Lea L (3 years ago)
    1. Walter Stratford: I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My momma didn't raise no foo'!
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)
    1. Bianca Stratford: You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)

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