Disappointing, half-baked comedy.
The Animal (2001)
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Reviews Counted:82
Fresh:25
Rotten:57
Average Rating:4.3/10
Consensus: While less offensive and more charming than recent gross-humored comedies, The Animal is still rather mediocre.
Theatrical Release:Jun 1, 2001 Wide
Box Office: $54,422,545
Synopsis: Marvin Mange (Rob Schneider) has only one dream in life: to become a police officer, like his father. Unfortunately, Marvin's natural clumsiness and lack of self-esteem have made him the laughing... Marvin Mange (Rob Schneider) has only one dream in life: to become a police officer, like his father. Unfortunately, Marvin's natural clumsiness and lack of self-esteem have made him the laughing stock of his police coworkers. All of that changes after a freak car accident, and a mad scientist's intervention. When Marvin regains consciousness, he can run faster, jump higher, and smell things no ordinary human should be able to smell, allowing him to perform as a top-notch cop. But Marvin's rival on the police force (John C. McGinley) is out to get him. What's worse, Marvin soon learns that he cannot handle his animal urges. Colleen Haskell from the television show SURVIVOR makes her film debut, and Schneider delivers a terrific performance in a perfect comic role. THE ANIMAL is a hilarious collection of gags and bizarre sights (including Marvin's amorous encounter with a goat) that add up to make this silly, warmhearted comedy. [More]
Starring: Rob Schneider, Colleen Haskell, John C. McGinley, Guy Torry
Starring: Rob Schneider, Colleen Haskell, John C. McGinley, Guy Torry, Michael Caton
Director: Luke Greenfield
Director: Luke Greenfield
Screenwriter: Tom Brady, Rob Schneider
Producer: Barry Bernardi, Carr D'Angelo, Todd Garner
Studio: Columbia Pictures
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Reviews for The Animal
There are just as many groaners or crudities that could test the patience of even the most avid of Schneider's fans.
Fails to develop its ideas or jokes in a way that would satisfy anyone over the age of 10.
While it's true that Colleen gets her backside slapped, that her face is licked by Rob Schneider and that he urinates under her chair as a way of marking his territory, it's no worse than what he does to the audience.
Its inability to muster more laughs than groans will have even Schneider's diehard fans longing for the merely awful Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo.
Schneider and his collaborators throw one lemon after another at the screen without ever bothering to squeeze any comic juice from them.
The whole thing just felt like another dumb Saturday Night Live movie based on one joke.
Expertly blasted are sinister noir conventions, literal slice of life mad scientist creepfest interludes, and just about anything from the werewolf archives.
The movie's selling point is Schneider acting goofy, chewing on worms, making goo-goo eyes at a she-goat and licking his private parts.
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