Texas Rangers Reviews

Just another bad Hollywood western farce with a cast of young Hollywood stars and a go nowhere script.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4

A real loser, lock, stock and barrel.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

Large cast is uniformly fine with tongue-twisting, pulpy dialogue, though pic presents only brief flashes of what look to be fully realized characterizations jettisoned at some point during production or post.

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The film has very little energy and originality.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5

A documentary on baseball's Texas Rangers and their last-place season would have been more interesting.

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A bit of a mess, but it's not unenjoyable and it boasts a kind of absurd sincerity that's actually rather appealing.

Full Review | Original Score: 3/5

The storyline is awfully thin...and even at a running time of around 81 minutes (without credits), the movie does tend to drag in certain sections.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4

Call it Dude, Where's My Horse?

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5

[A] almost refreshing for its total lack of ambition.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5

A hip, cool western featuring some of today's hottest young stars.

Full Review | Original Score: 3/5

As dull as its title.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4

Mediocre movies know no genres.

| Original Score: 5/10

If you like most Western films, you'll probably enjoy Texas Rangers -- it's slightly above average in the genre -- but if you aren't a fan of Westerns, this one certainly won't sway your opinion.

Full Review | Original Score: 61/100

No surprises.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5

Texas Rangers is a generic, gun-toting fable -- a dull, laughable cactus costume drama that has no significant appeal to it other than to boast the empty machismo antics of its leads.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4

Just a lame cowboy movie that doesn't warrant your attention. Or mine.

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The best thing about this half-cocked shoot-em-up is the beautiful, rugged scenery -- and, of course, by that we mean the cast.

Full Review | Original Score: C-

Hats. Lots of great Western hats are about all there is to Texas Rangers.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4

The end result may not be a full-blown disaster, but it comes close.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4

Hackneyed retread of ancient Western shtick.