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Mean Machine (2002)

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Reviews Counted:56

Fresh:19

Rotten:37

Average Rating:4.9/10

Consensus: Despite some genuine wit, this crowd pleaser is filled with too many cliches.

Rated: R [See Full Rating] for language and some violence

Runtime: 1 hr 39 mins

Genre: Comedies

Theatrical Release:Feb 22, 2002 Limited

Synopsis: In this remake of THE LONGEST YARD, Robert Aldrich's 1974 Burt Reynolds prison tale concerning inmates who organize themselves into a football team and compete against the guards, British director... In this remake of THE LONGEST YARD, Robert Aldrich's 1974 Burt Reynolds prison tale concerning inmates who organize themselves into a football team and compete against the guards, British director Barry Skolnick pulls together a ruthlessly funny cast and changes the resident sport to soccer. The leader of the prisoners, played by Vinnie Jones (LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS), is a former soccer star who is asked by the warden to coach a team of prison guards. Instead, he offers to put together a team of inmates, who will be able to scrimmage with the guards' team. [More]

Starring: Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Ralph Brown

Starring: Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Ralph Brown, Vas Blackwood, Robbie Gee, Jason Flemyng

Director: Barry Skolnick

Director: Barry Skolnick
Producer: Matthew Vaughn
Composer: John Murphy
Studio: Paramount Classics

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A minor-league soccer remake of The Longest Yard.

Full Review Source: Village Voice | comment Comment
02/19/02
Justine Elias
Justine Elias
Village Voice

Plays like a series of vignettes -- clips of a film that are still looking for a common through-line.

Full Review Source: Apollo Guide | comment Comment
02/16/02
Jon Lap
Jon Lap
Apollo Guide

Contains all the substance of a Twinkie -- easy to swallow, but scarcely nourishing.

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | comment Comment
02/15/02
Warren Curry
Warren Curry
Filmcritic.com

The screenplay makes the best of its source material, and offers us some genuine wit.

Full Review Source: UK Critic | comment Comment
01/20/02
Ian Waldron-Mantgani
Ian Waldron-Mantgani
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01/09/02
Guardian [UK]

It's guaranteed to make you laugh... but whether that's at it or with it is a matter of taste.

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01/09/02
Jamie Russell
Jamie Russell
BBC

Jones ... does offer a brutal form of charisma.

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01/09/02
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Mark Adams
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