A better title, for all concerned, might be Swept Under the Rug.
Swept Away (2002)
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Reviews Counted:77
Fresh:4
Rotten:73
Average Rating:2.8/10
Consensus: Muddled and lacking the political context of the original, Swept Away offers further proof that Madonna can't act.
Rated: R [See Full Rating] for language and some sexuality/nudity
Runtime: 1 hr 33 mins
Genre: Comedies
Theatrical Release:Oct 11, 2002 Limited
Box Office: $553,102
Synopsis: MADONNA and ADRIANO GIANNINI star in director/screenwriter GUY RITCHIE'S contemporary adaptation of Lina Wertmuller's 1974 romantic comedy "Swept Away," a story of love, sex, drugs and too much... MADONNA and ADRIANO GIANNINI star in director/screenwriter GUY RITCHIE'S contemporary adaptation of Lina Wertmuller's 1974 romantic comedy "Swept Away," a story of love, sex, drugs and too much money -- all set against the backdrop of a Mediterranean island paradise. Amber (MADONNA) is 40, beautiful, rich, spoiled and arrogant beyond measure. Selfish, superficial and childless, she steamrolls her way through life, leaving in her wake an ever-present aura of repressed rage, pungent dissatisfaction and secret longing. Nothing makes this woman happy, including her wealthy but passive husband Tony (BRUCE GREENWOOD), a pharmaceutical kingpin. Knowing that his wife is bored by their usual exotic vacations, Tony surprises Amber by taking her and two other couples, Marina (JEANNE TRIPPLEHORN) and Michael (DAVID THORNTON), Todd (MICHAEL BEATTIE) and Debi (ELIZABETH BANKS) on a private cruise from Greece to Italy. But as usual, Amber dismisses her husband's pathetic efforts to please her with a contemptuous snort. Complaining about everything from the size of their private jet to their choice of companions, Amber loses it when she sees that the sleek yacht she was expecting is actually a converted Greek fishing boat, complete with a malodorous crew and most horrifyingly -- no gym. Forced into an amenities-free vacation of playing cards and relaxing, Amber finds a target for her anger in the ship's first mate, Giuseppe (ADRIANO GIANNINI). Giuseppe, a strapping young fisherman with a wicked sense of humor and a repressed rage of his own, bitterly resents his American clients and everything they stand for, especially Amber. Amber senses his rejection and quickly makes sport of antagonizing him. Challenged by his refusal to cower in her formidable presence, she needles him incessantly, calling him names (Guido, Pepe, Pee pee, etc.), insulting his "fishes" and ridiculing him in front of his crew and the other guests. Unable to defend himself without losing his job, Giuseppe is furious, but is also aware of an involuntary and unstoppable attraction toward the miserable Amber. Hours after her companions have gone exploring the underwater caves one day, Amber demands that Giuseppe take her to join them despite his warnings about the late hour and questionable weather. Before long, the boat's motor fails and they drift helplessly as dusk approaches and Amber's whining reaches an earsplitting crescendo. Two days at sea, a thunderstorm and one sardine later they are shipwrecked together on a deserted island. Suddenly, the rules have changed. Amber, to her horror, is now completely dependent on Giuseppe -- and he takes full advantage to retaliate. Will they ever be rescued? Will Giuseppe's taunting become too much for the newly vulnerable Amber to bear. The result is a passionate and hilarious role reversal, with a surprising conclusion that neither Amber nor Giuseppe sees coming. -- © 2002 Screen Gems [More]
Starring: Madonna, Adriano Giannini, Jennifer Aniston, Bruce Greenwood
Starring: Madonna, Adriano Giannini, Jennifer Aniston, Bruce Greenwood, Jeanne Tripplehorn, David Thornton, Elizabeth Banks
Director: Guy Ritchie
Director: Guy Ritchie
Screenwriter: Lina Wertmuller
Producer: Matthew Vaughn
Composer: Michel Colombier
Studio: Columbia Pictures
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Reviews for Swept Away
Two of the least likable characters I've seen in a romance in a long time.
As an actress, Madonna is one helluva singer. As the Mediterranean sparkles, 'Swept Away' sinks.
A mediocre melodrama, lugubrious in tone, but there are good things about it. More than expected. Not enough to recommend it.
Madonna has made herself over so often now, there's apparently nothing left to work with, sort of like Michael Jackson's nose.
When cowering and begging at the feet a scruffy Giannini, Madonna gives her best performance since Abel Ferrara had her beaten to a pulp in his Dangerous Game.
It feels like a community theater production of a great Broadway play: Even at its best, it will never hold a candle to the original.
For all his fidelity to the Wertmüller screenplay, Ritchie has made a movie that is neither as attractive nor as repulsive, and certainly not as funny, as the original.
It should be supercharged with fury, heat, and disturbing passion. Madonna lacks those things here, as does much of the film's second half.
New ways of describing badness need to be invented to describe exactly how bad it is.
Ritchie's treatment of the class reversal is majorly ham-fisted, from the repetitive manifestos that keep getting thrown in people's faces to the fact Amber is such a joke.
Writer-director Ritchie reduces Wertmuller's social mores and politics to tiresome jargon.
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