At 102 minutes, much longer than such a trifle needs to be.
Grind (2003)
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Reviews Counted:70
Fresh:6
Rotten:64
Average Rating:3.1/10
Consensus: Mediocre skateboard stunts are padded by a half-baked plot and one-dimensional characters.
Rated: PG-13 [See Full Rating] for crude humor, sexual content and language
Runtime: 1 hr 45 mins
Genre: Comedies
Theatrical Release:Aug 15, 2003 Wide
Box Office: $5,111,630
Synopsis: Grind (verb): scraping one or both axles of a skateboard on a curb, railing, or other surface While the rest of his high school graduating class is heading to the same old grind of college,... Grind (verb): scraping one or both axles of a skateboard on a curb, railing, or other surface While the rest of his high school graduating class is heading to the same old grind of college, skateboarder Eric Rivers (MIKE VOGEL) and his best friends, Dustin (ADAM BRODY), a goal-oriented workaholic, and misfit slacker Matt (VINCE VIELUF) have one last summer roadtrip together to follow their dream of getting noticed by the professional skateboarding world - and getting paid to skate. When skating legend Jimmy Wilson's (JASON LONDON) skate demo tour hits town, the boys figure that as soon as he sees their fierce tricks, he'll sign them up for his renowned skate team immediately, right? Unfortunately, the guys are intercepted by Jimmy's road manager (DAVE FOLEY) and they can't get their foot in the door, much less their boards. But they do get some free advice: keep skating, stay true to yourself, and stay in the game - if you're good, you'll get noticed. Following their dream - and Jimmy's national tour - Eric, Dustin and Matt start their own skate team, reluctantly sponsored by Dustin and his college fund. After recruiting laid-back ladies man Sweet Lou (JOEY KERN) to join their crew and provide the wheels for their tour, team "Super Duper" launches the ride of their lives in an outrageous road trip from Chi-town to Santa Monica. The professional scene doesn't exactly welcome "nobody" skaters, but these outsiders stick together through extreme misadventures. In their quest to go pro, they meet professional vert skating champions Bucky Lasek, Bob Burnquist and Pierre Luc Gagnon, skate pro Bam Margera and his crew Preston Lacy, Ehren "Danger" McGhehey and Jason "Wee Man" Acuña, as well as sexy skate chick Jamie (JENNIFER MORRISON) as they grind handrails across America and force the skateboarding world to give 'em a piece of the action. -- © Warner Brothers [More]
Starring: Mike Vogel, Vince Vieluf, Adam Brody, Joey Kern
Starring: Mike Vogel, Vince Vieluf, Adam Brody, Joey Kern, Jennifer Morrison, Tom Green, Bobcat Goldthwait, Randy Quaid, Jason London
Director: Casey La Scala
Director: Casey La Scala
Screenwriter: Ralph Sall
Producer: Bill Gerber, Hunt Lowry, Casey La Scala
Studio: Warner Bros.
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Reviews for Grind
Attempts to combine the extreme sports visuals of a good Warren Miller ski film with the plot of a bad Tom Green picture and doesn't come close to landing on four wheels.
It looks like junk and even the few laughs there are feel like junk laughs.
If you stay awake, you'll certainly feel more than a little ground down after watching perhaps 15 minutes of skateboard footage padded out with nearly 90 minutes of strenuously unfunny toilet humor.
Truly a mess, technically speaking, and appears to have been edited by Stevie Wonder.
The comedy wears thin quickly because it's the same jokes and character quirks all over again.
Unbelievably tedious and seems to have been improvised on the spot -- just not by anyone with any discernible talent.
Without tons of exciting skateboard footage or a strong appreciation for the skating culture, nothing remains but pure pain.
What Grind lacks in cinematic skill, it makes up for in heart, which is what most dudes-in-arms flicks are missing.
...predictable gross-out humor and sports cliches are in ample supply.
'Grind' rather economically describes the experience for anyone above age 11 who wanders into this skateboarding 'Rad' retread for 'jackass' fans.
You leave feeling glad instead of cheated, and for a summer movie, that's a pretty big accomplishment.
Oh, c'mon, Grind is mindless fun most of the time and if you pretend for a moment you're about 12-15 years old, its totally awesome!
A tiresome teen romp that never leaves the ground, despite its many aerial stunts.
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